Dick Pics 1001 Unsolicited Images Inappropriate Outrageously Funny Joke Notebook Disguised as a Real 6x9 Paperback Fool Your Friends with This Awe

Dick Pics 1001 Unsolicited Images  Inappropriate  Outrageously Funny Joke Notebook Disguised as a Real 6x9 Paperback   Fool Your Friends with This Awe

Lets face it, it is never ok to send unsolicited dick pics whether you think it's a laugh or you think it's going to get you laid - IT IS NOT OK! Sometimes however, it is nice to laugh at other peoples pictures that they thought were sent ...

Author: Novelty-Notebooks Com

Publisher: Independently Published

ISBN: 1090978049

Category: Photography

Page: 150

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Dick Pics 1001 unsolicited images: Hilarious, Inappropriate and downright rude, this outrageous, novelty notebook is the perfect gift, guaranteed to raise eyebrows. Play a hilarious practical joke on your friends by gifting them this laugh out loud, customised journal. Watch the reaction of your co workers when they see this sat on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus. Give this notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or just because. The look on the recipients face will be priceless! Imagine your in-laws faces when they see this sat on your bookshelf or coffee table. From the blurb: Most women who have bravely embarked into the world of online dating, social media or almost all other forms of modern electronic communication will know the feeling of opening a message only to find the classic "log shot" (a photograph of a placid penis taken from above resembling a turd). Lets face it, it is never ok to send unsolicited dick pics whether you think it's a laugh or you think it's going to get you laid - IT IS NOT OK! Sometimes however, it is nice to laugh at other peoples pictures that they thought were sent with the strictest confidence, and thats why we made this book... Features: Size: 6" x 9" inch Paper: College-ruled on white paper Pages: 110 high quality pages Cover: Soft, matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, graduation or beginning of the school year gift for Women and Girls Hand designed, Unique gift. Disclaimer: this note book has no content. It is a 110 page 6"x9" ruled paperback notebook designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.
Categories: Photography

1001 Dick Pics

1001 Dick Pics

This is a 102 page blank lined journal that makes a hilariously perfect gag gift for everyone - Mom, Dad, friends and family, male or female. If you want to make someone laugh then this is the ideal present.

Author: David Troll

Publisher:

ISBN: 9798588953214

Category:

Page: 108

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This is a 102 page blank lined journal that makes a hilariously perfect gag gift for everyone - Mom, Dad, friends and family, male or female. If you want to make someone laugh then this is the ideal present. Good for Playing pranks of Friends and Family. This notebook features: -102 pages -Compact 6x9 inches -Excellent and thick binding -Durable white paper -Sleek, Glossy-finished cover for a professional look. Click on the 'Buy Now' Option to Get your copy today!
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1001 Dark Nights Bundle Twenty Eight

1001 Dark Nights  Bundle Twenty Eight

Believe me, my collection of unasked for and unwanted dick pics was epic. Why random dudes thought I wanted to see their hairy little balls and pecker I have no idea. But it was all just part of putting yourself out there as a woman ...

Author: Rachel Van Dyken

Publisher: 1001 Dark Nights Press

ISBN: 9781951812645

Category: Fiction

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From New York Times and USA Today bestselling authors Rachel Van Dyken, Laurelin Paige, Kylie Scott, Heather Graham, and Jill Shalvis. Five Dark Tales. Five Sensual Stories. Five Page Turners. Abandon by Rachel Van Dyken I, Ty Cuban, was taken down by two psychotic women in front of the entire world. Lucky for us the audience thought it was part of the breakup song my band and I had just finished performing. I was thirty-three, hardly ready to settle down. Except now it's getting forced on me. Seaside, Oregon. I’m teaching freaking guitar lessons at the local studio for the next two months. Part of my punishment, do something for the community while I think deep thoughts about all my life choices. It doesn't help that the other volunteer is a past flame that literally looks at me as if I've sold my soul to the devil. She has the voice of an angel and looks to kill—I would know, because she looks ready to kill me every second of every day. The Open Door by Laurelin Paige I knew JC was trouble the minute I laid eyes on him. Of course I married him. Now years have passed. Kids have been born. We’re still in love as always, and the sex is still fantastic... And yet, it’s also not. Like many who’ve been married for a while, I long for the high intensity of those days of the past. I’ve heard rumors for years about the Open Door. An ultra-exclusive voyeur’s paradise. A place to participate in—or watch—any kind of display you can imagine. So when an invitation to come play arrives, how could we turn it down? Closer by Kylie Scott When a stalker gets too close to plus-size model Mae Cooper, it’s time to hire some muscle. Enter former military man turned executive protection officer Ziggy Thayer. Having spent years guarding billionaires, royalty, and rock n roll greats, he’s seen it all. From lavish parties through to every kind of excess. There’s no reason some Instagram stylista should throw him off his game. Even if she does have the most dangerous curves he’s ever seen... Blood Night by Heather Graham Any member of the Krewe of Hunters is accustomed to the strange. And to conversing now and then with the dead. For Andre Rousseau and Cheyenne Donegal, an encounter with the deceased in a cemetery is certainly nothing new. But this year, Halloween is taking them across the pond—unofficially. Their experiences in life haven’t prepared them for what’s to come. As All Hallows Eve looms, they’ll be in a race against time, seeking the truth before the infamous vampire has a chance to strike again. Twist of Fate by Jill Shalvis Daisy doesn’t believe love is ever-lasting, so it’s ironic as hell that she parlayed a business degree into a wedding planning business. More ironic still is her latest job bringing her back into contact with the man who’d taught her that love can’t last. To say Diego has been taught the hard way to bury emotions is an understatement. But when he’s called home to help the brother he hasn’t seen or spoken to in years, that’s one thing. It’s another entirely to also come face to face with the first woman he ever loved. First and only… **Every 1001 Dark Nights novella is a standalone story. For new readers, it’s an introduction to an author’s world. And for fans, it’s a bonus book in the author’s series. We hope you'll enjoy each one as much as we do.**
Categories: Fiction

1001 Dark Nights Bundle Eleven

1001 Dark Nights  Bundle Eleven

She was a girl who couldn't even say the word cock without turning red. ... Delilah had given in to a customer's request and tattooed a flexing veined eggplant cartoon on a client so he could send pictures of it instead of dick pics.

Author: Kristen Proby

Publisher: Evil Eye Concepts, Incorporated

ISBN: 9781945920899

Category: Fiction

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Categories: Fiction

Goddess Gone Fishing for a Map of the Universe

Goddess Gone Fishing for a Map of the Universe

THREE DICK PIX Part I – Phallus Photos She said: Look, I downloaded 1001 pictures of penises onto my computer I said: 1001 Dalmatians? She said: Arabian nights I said: Love at first sight? What's your play?

Author: Sheri-D Wilson

Publisher: Frontenac House

ISBN: 9781897181607

Category: Poetry

Page: 111

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Categories: Poetry

Index to Motion Pictures Reviewed by Variety 1907 1980

Index to Motion Pictures Reviewed by Variety  1907 1980

Author: Max Joseph Alvarez

Publisher: Metuchen, N.J. : Scarecrow Press

ISBN: UOM:39015052838607

Category: Performing Arts

Page: 510

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An index of all motion pictures reviewed by Variety from January 19, 1907 to December 31, 1980.
Categories: Performing Arts

The Republic Pictures Checklist

The Republic Pictures Checklist

Features, Serials, Cartoons, Short Subjects and Training Films of Republic Pictures Corporation, 1935-1959 Len D. ... 445, 542, 650 Royce, Frosty 74,541, 977 Royce, John 1001 Royce, Lionel 1001 Royle, Selena 505 Royle, William 256,332, ...

Author: Len D. Martin

Publisher: McFarland

ISBN: 9781476609607

Category: Performing Arts

Page: 391

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Republic Pictures Corporation, began as a motion picture laboratory in 1915. By 1935, Republic had become a studio and released its first movie, Westward Ho! starring a young John Wayne, who would stay with Republic for the next 17 years. Republic would go on to produce highly successful Westerns starring singing cowboys Gene Autry and Roy Rogers as well as serial adventure series. The studio cranked out so many exciting (not to mention money-making) serials that it became known as “The Thrill Factory.” Occasionally, Republic would produce and distribute “A” features, such as Macbeth and The Quiet Man, but it was the “B” Westerns and adventure serials that they knew best how to produce and market. Until its demise in 1959, Republic fed hungry moviegoers with a steady diet of “B” Westerns, serials, dramas, series pictures and musicals. The Republic Pictures Checklist provides a full listing of Republic releases, with plot synopses, release dates, alternate titles, chapter titles and awards. All of Republic’s output, including documentaries and training films, is included.
Categories: Performing Arts

Columbia Pictures Horror Science Fiction and Fantasy Films 1928 1982

Columbia Pictures Horror  Science Fiction and Fantasy Films  1928  1982

1001. Arabian. Nights. (1959; 75 minutes; Color) PRODUCER: Stephen Bosustow. DIRECTOR: Jack Kinney. SCREENPLAY: Czenzi Ormonde. STORY: Ted Allen, Pete Burness, Lew Keller, Dick Kinney, Ed Notziger, Leo Salkin, Margaret Schneider, ...

Author: Michael R. Pitts

Publisher: McFarland

ISBN: 9780786457663

Category: Performing Arts

Page: 388

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From 1928 through 1982, when Columbia Pictures Corporation was a traded stock company, the studio released some of the most famous and popular films dealing with horror, science fiction and fantasy. This volume covers more than 200 Columbia feature films within these genres, among them Close Encounters of the Third Kind, The 7th Voyage of Sinbad, Earth vs. the Flying Saucers and The Revenge of Frankenstein. Also discussed in depth are the vehicles of such horror icons as Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi, and John Carradine. Additionally highlighted are several of Columbia’s lesser known genre efforts, including the Boston Blackie and Crime Doctor series, such individual features as By Whose Hand?, Cry of the Werewolf, Devil Goddess, Terror of the Tongs and The Creeping Flesh, and dozens of the studio’s short subjects, serials and made-for-television movies.
Categories: Performing Arts

TIME for Kids Big Book of Who

TIME for Kids Big Book of Who

1,001 Amazing Facts! Editors of TIME For Kids Magazine. Francolon/Gamma-Rapho/Getty Images Pages 44–45: VOA/VIG/Getty Images Pages 46–47: Ann Ronan Pictures/Print Collector/Getty Images Page 48: Michel Baret/Gamma-Rapho/Getty Images ...

Author: Editors of TIME For Kids Magazine

Publisher: Time Inc. Books

ISBN: 9781618932846

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 192

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The sixth book in the popular TIME For Kids Big Book of Questions series!

TIME For Kids Big Book of Who presents 1,001 amazing facts about the people who have shaped our world--past and present--including brilliant scientists, chart-topping musicians, all-star athletes and powerful world leaders. Who invented Facebook? Who is the youngest person to win the Nobel Peace Prize? Who is the greatest athlete of all time? Who was the only U.S. president to serve four terms in office?

Kids can jump into the book at any point and follow the popular question and answer format to explore these comprehensive categories: Groundbreakers and Pioneers, Leaders and Changemakers, Artists and Entertainers, Innovators, Sports Stars, and Everyday Heroes.

For more fascinating answers to the questions kids want to know, check out the other books in the TIME For Kids Big Book of Questions series: Big Book of Why, Big Book of How, Big Book of When, Big Book of Where, and Big Book of What.

Categories: Juvenile Nonfiction