Dick Pics 1001 Unsolicited Images Inappropriate Outrageously Funny Joke Notebook Disguised as a Real 6x9 Paperback Fool Your Friends with This Awe

Dick Pics 1001 Unsolicited Images  Inappropriate  Outrageously Funny Joke Notebook Disguised as a Real 6x9 Paperback   Fool Your Friends with This Awe

Lets face it, it is never ok to send unsolicited dick pics whether you think it's a laugh or you think it's going to get you laid - IT IS NOT OK! Sometimes however, it is nice to laugh at other peoples pictures that they thought were sent ...

Author: Novelty-Notebooks Com

Publisher: Independently Published

ISBN: 1090978049

Category: Photography

Page: 150

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Dick Pics 1001 unsolicited images: Hilarious, Inappropriate and downright rude, this outrageous, novelty notebook is the perfect gift, guaranteed to raise eyebrows. Play a hilarious practical joke on your friends by gifting them this laugh out loud, customised journal. Watch the reaction of your co workers when they see this sat on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus. Give this notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or just because. The look on the recipients face will be priceless! Imagine your in-laws faces when they see this sat on your bookshelf or coffee table. From the blurb: Most women who have bravely embarked into the world of online dating, social media or almost all other forms of modern electronic communication will know the feeling of opening a message only to find the classic "log shot" (a photograph of a placid penis taken from above resembling a turd). Lets face it, it is never ok to send unsolicited dick pics whether you think it's a laugh or you think it's going to get you laid - IT IS NOT OK! Sometimes however, it is nice to laugh at other peoples pictures that they thought were sent with the strictest confidence, and thats why we made this book... Features: Size: 6" x 9" inch Paper: College-ruled on white paper Pages: 110 high quality pages Cover: Soft, matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, graduation or beginning of the school year gift for Women and Girls Hand designed, Unique gift. Disclaimer: this note book has no content. It is a 110 page 6"x9" ruled paperback notebook designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.
Categories: Photography

1001 Dick Pics

1001 Dick Pics

This is a 102 page blank lined journal that makes a hilariously perfect gag gift for everyone - Mom, Dad, friends and family, male or female. If you want to make someone laugh then this is the ideal present.

Author: David Troll

Publisher:

ISBN: 9798588953214

Category:

Page: 108

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This is a 102 page blank lined journal that makes a hilariously perfect gag gift for everyone - Mom, Dad, friends and family, male or female. If you want to make someone laugh then this is the ideal present. Good for Playing pranks of Friends and Family. This notebook features: -102 pages -Compact 6x9 inches -Excellent and thick binding -Durable white paper -Sleek, Glossy-finished cover for a professional look. Click on the 'Buy Now' Option to Get your copy today!
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1001 Dark Nights Bundle Twenty Eight

1001 Dark Nights  Bundle Twenty Eight

Believe me, my collection of unasked for and unwanted dick pics was epic. Why random dudes thought I wanted to see their hairy little balls and pecker I have no idea. But it was all just part of putting yourself out there as a woman ...

Author: Rachel Van Dyken

Publisher: 1001 Dark Nights Press

ISBN: 9781951812645

Category: Fiction

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From New York Times and USA Today bestselling authors Rachel Van Dyken, Laurelin Paige, Kylie Scott, Heather Graham, and Jill Shalvis. Five Dark Tales. Five Sensual Stories. Five Page Turners. Abandon by Rachel Van Dyken I, Ty Cuban, was taken down by two psychotic women in front of the entire world. Lucky for us the audience thought it was part of the breakup song my band and I had just finished performing. I was thirty-three, hardly ready to settle down. Except now it's getting forced on me. Seaside, Oregon. I’m teaching freaking guitar lessons at the local studio for the next two months. Part of my punishment, do something for the community while I think deep thoughts about all my life choices. It doesn't help that the other volunteer is a past flame that literally looks at me as if I've sold my soul to the devil. She has the voice of an angel and looks to kill—I would know, because she looks ready to kill me every second of every day. The Open Door by Laurelin Paige I knew JC was trouble the minute I laid eyes on him. Of course I married him. Now years have passed. Kids have been born. We’re still in love as always, and the sex is still fantastic... And yet, it’s also not. Like many who’ve been married for a while, I long for the high intensity of those days of the past. I’ve heard rumors for years about the Open Door. An ultra-exclusive voyeur’s paradise. A place to participate in—or watch—any kind of display you can imagine. So when an invitation to come play arrives, how could we turn it down? Closer by Kylie Scott When a stalker gets too close to plus-size model Mae Cooper, it’s time to hire some muscle. Enter former military man turned executive protection officer Ziggy Thayer. Having spent years guarding billionaires, royalty, and rock n roll greats, he’s seen it all. From lavish parties through to every kind of excess. There’s no reason some Instagram stylista should throw him off his game. Even if she does have the most dangerous curves he’s ever seen... Blood Night by Heather Graham Any member of the Krewe of Hunters is accustomed to the strange. And to conversing now and then with the dead. For Andre Rousseau and Cheyenne Donegal, an encounter with the deceased in a cemetery is certainly nothing new. But this year, Halloween is taking them across the pond—unofficially. Their experiences in life haven’t prepared them for what’s to come. As All Hallows Eve looms, they’ll be in a race against time, seeking the truth before the infamous vampire has a chance to strike again. Twist of Fate by Jill Shalvis Daisy doesn’t believe love is ever-lasting, so it’s ironic as hell that she parlayed a business degree into a wedding planning business. More ironic still is her latest job bringing her back into contact with the man who’d taught her that love can’t last. To say Diego has been taught the hard way to bury emotions is an understatement. But when he’s called home to help the brother he hasn’t seen or spoken to in years, that’s one thing. It’s another entirely to also come face to face with the first woman he ever loved. First and only… **Every 1001 Dark Nights novella is a standalone story. For new readers, it’s an introduction to an author’s world. And for fans, it’s a bonus book in the author’s series. We hope you'll enjoy each one as much as we do.**
Categories: Fiction

1001 Dark Nights Bundle Eleven

1001 Dark Nights  Bundle Eleven

She was a girl who couldn't even say the word cock without turning red. ... Delilah had given in to a customer's request and tattooed a flexing veined eggplant cartoon on a client so he could send pictures of it instead of dick pics.

Author: Kristen Proby

Publisher: Evil Eye Concepts, Incorporated

ISBN: 9781945920899

Category: Fiction

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Categories: Fiction

Goddess Gone Fishing for a Map of the Universe

Goddess Gone Fishing for a Map of the Universe

THREE DICK PIX Part I – Phallus Photos She said: Look, I downloaded 1001 pictures of penises onto my computer I said: 1001 Dalmatians? She said: Arabian nights I said: Love at first sight? What's your play?

Author: Sheri-D Wilson

Publisher: Frontenac House

ISBN: 9781897181607

Category: Poetry

Page: 111

View: 696

Categories: Poetry

The Film Daily Year Book of Motion Pictures

The Film Daily Year Book of Motion Pictures

THE A TRE CIRCUITS MOSS , B. S. , THEATRES 1001 Broadway , New York , N. Y , 10036 ( 212 ) 665-4400 President . Charles B. Moss Exec . Vice - Pres . ... Dick Conley , John Meinardi , Sid Page , Joe Buddick , James 0.

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ISBN: STANFORD:36105015141489

Category: Motion picture industry

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Categories: Motion picture industry

1 001 Heart Healthy Recipes

1 001 Heart Healthy Recipes

Find all the heart-healthy recipes you’ll ever need, and enjoy the foods and flavors you and your family love, in this one book!

Author: Dick Logue

Publisher: Fair Winds Press

ISBN: 9781610586108

Category: Cooking

Page: 576

View: 412

1,001 Heart-Healthy Recipes makes it easier than ever before for you to avoid expensive and unsafe processed foods and instead prepare and enjoy dishes that will help you maintain healthy cholesterol levels and lower your risk for heart disease. You’ll discover simple-to-follow recipes for everything from snacks and salads to hearty meat dishes, vegetarian fare, and satisfying soups and stews. And if you think eating healthy means you’ll have to give up the foods you love—think again. Inside, you’ll find healthy makeovers for your favorite comfort foods, takeout meals, and desserts, making it easy to maintain your heart-healthy diet and achieve your most ambitious weight-loss and health-improvement goals. You’ll find healthy recipes to satisfy any craving, any time of day: Hearty, whole grain pancakes, waffles, and muffins Veggie-packed frittatas, omelets, and quiches Delicious and nourishing fruit smoothies Healthier versions of your favorite condiments, dips, and spice mixes Satisfying main dishes featuring beef, chicken, pork, lamb, and fish Vegetarian meals and sides packed with nutrient-dense superfoods Internationally inspired cuisines, including Italian, Mexican, Asian, and Cajun Tips and instructions for baking yummy, hydrogenated oil–free breads, cakes, and cookies Don’t sacrifice taste and variety for the sake of healthy eating. Find all the heart-healthy recipes you’ll ever need, and enjoy the foods and flavors you and your family love, in this one book!
Categories: Cooking

1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die

1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die

Traces the history of great paintings from thirteenth century to the present, following each piece with information about the artist and the current location of the painting.

Author: Stephen Farthing

Publisher: Universe Pub

ISBN: UVA:X030113338

Category: Art

Page: 960

View: 363

Traces the history of great paintings from thirteenth century to the present, following each piece with information about the artist and the current location of the painting.
Categories: Art

Index to Motion Pictures Reviewed by Variety 1907 1980

Index to Motion Pictures Reviewed by Variety  1907 1980

Author: Max Joseph Alvarez

Publisher: Metuchen, N.J. : Scarecrow Press

ISBN: UOM:39015052838607

Category: Performing Arts

Page: 510

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An index of all motion pictures reviewed by Variety from January 19, 1907 to December 31, 1980.
Categories: Performing Arts

Doing Criminological Research

Doing Criminological Research

Kindynis, T. (2017) 'Urban exploration: from subterranea to spectacle', British Journal of Criminology, 57(4): 982–1001. ... Vitis, L. and Gilmour, F. (2017) 'Dick pics on blast: a woman's resistance to online sexual harassment using ...

Author: Pamela Davies

Publisher: SAGE

ISBN: 9781526422071

Category: Social Science

Page: 576

View: 805

A trusted, full-featured companion to criminological research, this edition expands and updates case studies, methods and project strategies to help students prepare, do and present their research.
Categories: Social Science