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Author: Cusskween Journals
40 Years Of Being A Massive Twat - Writing Journal Notebook This blank lined notebook with awesome saying on cover is great birthday gift to write your mindful thoughts and ideas. It makes a good alternative to a Card. Features Of This Notebook Include: 110 pages (55 double-sided sheets). 6x9 inches with a soft cover. Glossy-finished cover for a professional look.
them, he admonished him, “You gave up being a thief ten years ago you cunt! ... “I said to him the other day, you're 40 years behind, Brian.
Author: Dan Bilefsky
Publisher: W. W. Norton & Company
Category: True Crime
The definitive account of one of the most brazen jewel heists in history. Over Easter weekend 2015, a motley crew of six English thieves, several in their sixties and seventies, couldn’t resist coming out of retirement for one last career-topping heist. Their target: the Hatton Garden Safe Deposit, in the heart of London’s medieval diamond district. “The Firm” included Brian Reader, ringleader and legend in his own mind; Terry Perkins, a tough-as-nails career criminal but also a frail diabetic; Danny Jones, a fitness freak, crime enthusiast, and fabulist; Carl Wood, an extra pair of hands, and definitely more brawn than brains; John “Kenny” Collins, getaway driver, prone to falling asleep on the job; and the mysterious Basil, a red-wigged associate who has only now been identified. Perhaps not the smoothest of criminals—one took a public bus to the scene of the crime; another read Forensics for Dummies in hopes he would learn how to avoid getting caught—they planned the job over fish and chips at their favorite pubs. They were cantankerous and coarse, dubbed the “Bad Grandpas” by British tabloids, and were often as likely to complain about one another as the current state of the country. Still, these analog thieves in a digital age managed to disable a high-security alarm system and drill through twenty inches of reinforced concrete, walking away with a stunning haul of at least $19 million in jewels, gold, diamonds, family heirlooms, and cash. Veteran reporter and former London correspondent for the New York Times Dan Bilefsky draws on unrivaled access to the leading officers on the case at the Flying Squad, the legendary Scotland Yard unit that hunted the gang, as well as notorious criminals from London’s shadowy underworld, to offer a gripping account of how these unassuming criminal masterminds nearly pulled off one of the great heists of the century.
He told me I still have firm , uplifted breasts like a 20 - year - old ... part of her anatomy as her CUNT than to be asked ' Any burning down there when ...
Author: Ruth Wajnryb
Publisher: White Lion Publishing
Category: Obscene words
Linguists have traditionally been coy about the subject of swearing; so much so that two of the most frequently used four-letter words in the English language have only recently found their way into standard dictionaries. But Ruth Wajnrb approaches the subject head on, challenging her readers to set shocks and sniggers aside and to examine it like any other kind of communication. The result is a fascinating, and often very funny, book that will quickly persuade her readers that bad language is possibly even more interesting than good. We use swear-words in a whole range of contexts, not just to abuse others, but to express irritation, surprise, even affection, or simply to intensify an otherwise commonplace observation. Historically, as one expression has lost its taboo quality it has been replaced by others and this is a continuing process; blasphemy, for example, has largely lost its power to shock over the past century ...
No one was talking about how shitty being a mom can be, and this video was proof that ... to be relatable at its core, or you risk coming across as a cunt.
Author: Tova Leigh
Publisher: Watkins Media Limited
For every woman that has ever felt trapped. A funny, raw and empowering mid-life-crisis-with-a-difference, vlogger, mother, lover businesswoman and social media phenomenon Tova Leigh explores what the hell you are supposed to do when you find yourself living a life you don't remember signing up for. “I was bored, angry, tired and sad. I felt all alone yet I had nothing to complain about. I had a good job, a husband who as far as I could tell wasn’t shagging his assistant, three children who apart from being the occasional assholes were pretty good kids; a house, a dog and everything else we are told as little girls we should aspire to. But inside, I was growing restless. I was sick of having the same dull conversations about meal plans and kid-friendly holidays. I was frustrated with having the same married sex I’d been having for the past seven years, or not having any sex at all. I didn’t want to be looked at as just a ‘mom’. I wanted to be desired, to make someone’s hair stand on end and go crazy for me. I didn’t want to live by some label that didn’t represent me. I looked at my messy SUV after my yoga class one morning and I wanted to vomit on it all. I panicked, thinking about how I am slowly approaching middle age and the menopause and I wondered how many years do I have left of being ‘f**ckable’ before everything starts going downhill?” We have many sides to us, most of the time we think we must choose just one character and stick to it. But the truth is, we can be all of them without having to choose. I am finally able to show the world that I am a bit of an idiot who dances around her kitchen in her knickers and makes silly videos with her husband, as well as a responsible parent and a businesswoman who runs her own company. When you find authenticity it’s hard to go back. It’s like opening a door to the truth and starting to breathe a new type of air. This discovery is what prompted me to write. It’s my way of saying HERE I AM. I don’t think we should be sorry for who we are. None of us.
How about the fact that young black men comprise over 40 percent of the prison ... disorder to really pay much notice to how deeply we are being shafted.
Author: Inga Muscio
Publisher: Hachette UK
Category: Social Science
An ancient title of respect for women, the word “cunt” long ago veered off this noble path. Inga Muscio traces the road from honor to expletive, giving women the motivation and tools to claim “cunt” as a positive and powerful force in their lives. With humor and candor, she shares her own history as she explores the cultural forces that influence women’s relationships with their bodies. Sending out a call for every woman to be the Cuntlovin’ Ruler of Her Sexual Universe, Muscio stands convention on its head by embracing all things cunt-related. This updated edition features a new foreword by Betty Dodson, an introduction by Derrick Jensen, a new afterword by the author and an updated and expanded resource section.
... no thanks, I've already got one. and return to being disgusted with Dave the Cunt. ... who is all of 40 years old and whose lifetime ambition is to be a ...
Author: Zander Martin
Publisher: Random House
Any woman in the world is there for the taking. You just have to know how. Meet Pete: twenty-five, angry and an utter failure with women. And in desperate need of getting laid. Meet Pete's best friend, CJ: an old college buddy who just so happens to be a Pick-Up Artist, armed with the supreme self-confidence and tactics to attract any woman, any time, any place. Together they embark on an epic tour across Europe, from the red lights of Amsterdam to the party town of Reykjavik. Along the way, they'll meet a whole range of women - from gorgeous single mothers in Munich (with strings attached) to nymphomanic Austrian girls and lager-lout Swedes. One girl in particular, however, will blow them away. Their pursuit of her becomes an obsession, and a challenge, neither man can resist. The question is, will the complex methods of a Pick-Up Artist be enough to win her over?
Try a friend for 40 years. ... Your wife would have to be crazy and your kids inherited it. Names, darlin.' Crack-ho. ... Cunt, bitch, I care.
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Julian, online, I took note of an alarming number of thisisbyus writers posting horrendous and racist comments about a young Senator from Illinois, actively campaigning for President of the United States. Posting under the moniker ?Gabby on the Gulf Coast? I promoted From Hitler to Jim Crow, a story about the displaced in Pensacola, my goal: write for the world and move forward the first-hand accounts about their struggles. I so wanted the world to care about the continued and unrelenting day-to-day plight of human beings who lost everything due to a hurricane. While some thisisbyus writers posted words revealing genuine concern and some provided positive feedback regarding the prose I chose there were countless others who took issue with the title, From Hitler to Jim Crow. Up to this point I never realized how many writers peddled their influence via virtual words attempting to set their plans of distraction in place against Senator Obama. Embracing a laissez-faire attitude has never been my style and I understood the price for the poor, the displaced, was too high for me to remain silent where these savvy writers were concerned. As these writers began using Hitler and his ideology in their comparisons to Senator Obama I found myself becoming increasingly insulted. Julian, I am proud to be an American, though naturalized, and using any analogy to Hitler enabled me to confront their criminal words as it became clear Senator Obama had a real shot at the White House. Conversely, Senator Hillary Clinton?s supporters became to a greater extent venomous with what I perceived to be their race-based objections used as diversions when they saw the handwriting on the wall Senator Obama was becoming the frontrunner in the race to the White House. As I held tight to my dream and goal to show the plight of the displaced in Pensacola I found myself washed into a political hurricane once other writers became more and more aware of the strength of my conviction that Senator Obama was the only logical choice for President of the United States of America.
The “coño” (vulva/cunt) is said to be “pobre” (Dedication), “quexoso” (stanza 2), ... as in “nassa” (stanza 40; big pot) and “gran tina” (stanza 105; ...
Author: Frank A. Domínguez
Publisher: Boydell & Brewer
A study and edition of one of the most ignored works of early Spanish literature because of its strong sexual content, this work examines the social ideology that conditioned the reactions of people to the events it describes as well as Fernando de Rojas's masterpiece, Celestina.
The punchline could even be so witty, where it might have us all, “rolling in the ... every 40 years his inflatable pig escaped in a newsworthy fashion.
Author: Harry Bell
Publisher: Lulu Press, Inc
The Unholy Bible Of Pink Floyd Related Drug Abuse and the Associated Mental Illness I AM NOT CHARLIE, THERE IS NO PLACE FOR SUCH OPEN ABUSE AND DISRESPECT OF ANOTHER PERSONS FAITH, KEEP YOUR PUBLIC COMMENTS DECENT, OR DISCUSS THEM WITHIN A BOOK, NOT ON THE FRONT PAGE FOR ALL TO SEE. This is the "DON'T READ" comedy classic for all Pink Floyd and Roger Waters fans, people love it or hate it' if you hate it then be gracious, if you love it keep it quiet. But don't think for a moment that this is a "love in" of all things Pink Floyd. Because it is the story of how one man went insane because of his love for Roger Waters; when he combined it with his his hatred of David Gilmour for the theft of the sacred name. So, if you once had good times with the help of illegal substance abuse; or indeed, just legal substance abuse, whilst listening to the music of Pink Floyd and Roger Waters, then sit back and enjoy reading about the past you had almost forgotten about.