Buster s Diaries

Buster s Diaries

BUSTER'S DIARIES - offer a unique floor-level insight into the aromatic world of the man-owning dog.

Author: Roy Hattersley

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9780751570694

Category: Humor

Page: 176

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BUSTER'S DIARIES - offer a unique floor-level insight into the aromatic world of the man-owning dog. Buster stepped into the limelight in April 1996 after an incident with a goose in St James's Park, a goose which happened to belong to the Queen. Pursued by the press ever since, he has sought solace in writing. He details the absurdities of his life with The Man, who clearly wants to be a dog, but lacks the necessary qualities. The blood of the tundra wolves roars through Buster's veins and demands he hold strong views on the role and status of the fin-de-siecle dog. BUSTER'S DIARIES expose the truth about such man-made fallacies as diet, discipline and exercise. They also extol the joys of human-ownership and are written with the wit and style that is expected of his amanuensis.
Categories: Humor

Buster s Secret Diaries

Buster s Secret Diaries

On a visit to Ireland a gentleman tapped his nose and said to The Man, 'You can't fool me. I've worked it out. You wrote the book.' Buster was so upset by this vile calumny that he wanted to give the gentleman a good nip.

Author: Roy Hattersley

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9780297856986

Category: Humor

Page: 128

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Diaries celebrating a dog's joy at owning a human, by the most famous dog in Britain. Buster has written these diaries himself - whenever he could remember where he hid the manuscript in his garden. In it he lays bear the truth of how The Man has held Buster back, pretending to protect fur and feathers. Buster's last book was an instant bestseller and, outrageously, The Man took all the credit. To add insult to injury, there were no extra biscuits. Worse, The Man forced Buster to eat low-fat ones, while he himself continued to eat lots of chocolate ginger nuts. Despite The Man's best efforts, Buster still gets into lots of scrapes, and, although his sight and hearing are failing somewhat, he still wants to 'go courting' - especially in springtime. Buster remains unaware of what happened that day at the vet's, and no one will explain it to him, but they continue to allude to something. On a visit to Ireland a gentleman tapped his nose and said to The Man, 'You can't fool me. I've worked it out. You wrote the book.' Buster was so upset by this vile calumny that he wanted to give the gentleman a good nip. Then he remembered the words of someone called Robert Kennedy who The Man goes on about: 'Don't get angry. Get even.' And he has. And this time it's personal. As Buster says, 'No more Mr Nice Dog.'
Categories: Humor

Buster s Diaries

Buster s Diaries

Author: Roy Hattersley

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ISBN: OCLC:258334957

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Page: 152

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Buster s Diaries

Buster s Diaries

The diaries of a dog named Buster reveal such indignities as being leashed like a bondage freak and being forced to pretend to dance with a human, and such adventures as dealing with the Queen's geese in St. James's Park.

Author: Roy Hattersley

Publisher:

ISBN: 1609415302

Category: Buster (Dog)

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The diaries of a dog named Buster reveal such indignities as being leashed like a bondage freak and being forced to pretend to dance with a human, and such adventures as dealing with the Queen's geese in St. James's Park.
Categories: Buster (Dog)

Braille Books

Braille Books

2000 . who committed suicide when he was Buster's Diaries : A True Story of a
Dog Gatlin's age . Strong ... 1999 . by Roy Hattersley The World I Made for Her
BR 12664 1 volume by Thomas Moran Buster , an abandoned London dog who
is 2 ...

Author: Library of Congress. National Library Service for the Blind and Physically Handicapped

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ISBN: UOM:39015079914845

Category: Blind

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BBC Music Magazine

BBC Music Magazine

DRAMATISATION ( 3 hours , 2 cassettes ) ISBN 0563 558695 £ 8.99 * ISBN 0563
557427 £ 8.99 * Buster's Diaries Buster first shot to fame in 1996 after an
unfortunate incident with a goose in St James's Park . He recounts his journey
from ...

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ISBN: UOM:39015039175024

Category: Music

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Categories: Music

Buster s Diaries

Buster s Diaries

Buster became famous after he defended himself against a goose, which, unfortunately, belonged to the Queen.

Author: Roy Hattersley

Publisher:

ISBN: 0708941230

Category: Buster (Dog)

Page: 178

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Buster became famous after he defended himself against a goose, which, unfortunately, belonged to the Queen. Pursued by the press ever since, he has sought solace in writing his diaries. He reveals the secrets of the strange relationship between dog and Man on the other end of the lead.
Categories: Buster (Dog)

Books Magazine

Books Magazine

Peter Bradshaw's diary spoof so enraged Alan Clark that the MP sued - which
didn't prevent Not Alan Clark's Diaries ( Simon & Schuster , 26.99 ) , the columns
in book form . ... Buster's Diaries ( Little , Brown , £ 9.99 ) is the hilarious result .

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ISBN: UOM:39015066165534

Category: Books

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Categories: Books

New Statesman

New Statesman

Anthony Howard I tend to enjoy most of the books I have not been sent for review
, so my list is topped by Archangel by Robert Harris ( Hutchinson , £ 16.99 ) ,
followed by Buster's Diaries as told by Roy Hattersley ( Little , Brown , £ 9.99 )
and ...

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ISBN: NWU:35556030856652

Category: Great Britain

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Categories: Great Britain

School Library Journal

School Library Journal

... Ma160 Buster's diaries , A171 Busy , busy city street , F104 Busy Dinah
Dinosaur , M194 Butterflies fly , F116 Butterfly buddies , 0113 Butternut hollow
pond , M236 Buzz buzz buzz , Au 164 By geezers and galoshes !, S182 By Lizzie
, Jul 12 ...

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ISBN: PSU:000048288491

Category: Children's libraries

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The Diaries of John Gregory Bourke

The Diaries of John Gregory Bourke

One of them , younger and rasher than his associates , made a vicious " nab " for
one of Buster's hind legs . Buster suddenly wakes up : He seems to take the
liveliest interest in the proceedings . Rushing among his antagonists he grabs
them ...

Author: John Gregory Bourke

Publisher:

ISBN: IND:30000010424848

Category: Ethnology

Page: 2852

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Categories: Ethnology

Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Puzzle Book Brain Busters

Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Puzzle Book  Brain Busters

Bored? Bleugh! That's Zack Zombie's worst daymare! Test your skills with word, number and logic challenges in this mindbending, brain-stewing puzzle book.

Author: Zack Zombie

Publisher: Koala Books

ISBN: 1760979767

Category:

Page: 96

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Bored? Bleugh! That's Zack Zombie's worst daymare! Test your skills with word, number and logic challenges in this mindbending, brain-stewing puzzle book. With over 65 puzzles to solve, and packed full of Zack and his mob mates, it's perfect for those times when you aren't able to button bash.
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Busy

Busy

Buster, a half-German Shepherd mutt, was adopted by Roy Hattersley in December 1995.

Author: Tony Crabbe

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781455532971

Category: Business & Economics

Page: 288

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Buster, a half-German Shepherd mutt, was adopted by Roy Hattersley in December 1995. He began to dictate his diaries soon after his arrival. Buster became England's most famous dog in 1996 when he defended himself against a goose in St. James's Park -- a goose which, unfortunately, belonged to the Queen. Pursued by the press ever since, he has sought solace in writing. Buster's Diaries is the comically heart-warming true story of Buster's triumph over adversity, as he describes his rescue from a paw-to-mouth existence on scraps to his new life in the lap of luxury -- and at the same time reveals the secrets of the strange relationship between dog and the Man on the other end of the lead. Never before have readers been offered such insights into the aromatic canine world. The irresistible fragrance of chicken bones picked off the sidewalk. The special rituals required to receive delicious treats (pig ears, dog biscuits). The sawdust balls Buster must eat to stay healthy while the Man gobbles down chocolate cookies. The painful digestive consequences of eating cream filled cookies while still wrapped. The diaries also reveal the strain of living with the Man -- the constant power struggle of who's boss, the "training" ceremonies, the Man's strange excrement collection syndrome and reliance on new dog humiliation technology. Buster's Diaries will make you laugh and it will make you cry but it has a happy ending.
Categories: Business & Economics

Animal Protection Institute s Animal Issues

Animal Protection Institute s Animal Issues

Buster blames psychological damage on who , unfortunately , was much of his
behavior on " the other elephants . ... Jodi Jordan – Monica Engebretson Buster's
Diaries : BUSTER'S DIARIES true story his map AS TOLD TO ROY
HATTERSLEY ...

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Publisher:

ISBN: PSU:000054984561

Category: Animal rights

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Categories: Animal rights

Stress Busters

Stress Busters

This diary will prove to you that there will be varying times in a day when you
need not be a parent. Planning, preparing and prioritizing for these precious
times is important for your well-being. Some days your plans will go awry, but that
does ...

Author: Robert Holden

Publisher: HarperThorsons

ISBN: 0722526326

Category: Self-Help

Page: 314

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Collects strategies for stress management ranging from meditation and visualization to goal setting and time management
Categories: Self-Help

Stress Busters for Kids

Stress Busters for Kids

For example , you might have half the children write in their diaries one night ,
and the others the next night ; or only write in the diaries two days a week .
Eventually , your child will be able to write in her diary without your help , but it is
a good ...

Author: Bonnie Brown

Publisher: Bonnie M. Brown

ISBN: 0962470503

Category: Stress (Psychology)

Page: 74

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Categories: Stress (Psychology)