Dear Dumb Diary 3 Am I the Princess or the Frog

Dear Dumb Diary  3  Am I the Princess or the Frog

Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

ISBN: 9780545649445

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 160

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Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be. Jamie is crushing on Hudson. Someone too-gross-to-be- named is crushing on Jamie. And Hudson is crushing on . . . Princess Turd of Turdsylvania (a.k.a. The Prettiest Girl in the World). Middle school may be grim, but it's no fairy tale. And crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.
Categories: Juvenile Fiction

Dear Dumb Diary 8 It s Not My Fault I Know Everything

Dear Dumb Diary  8  It s Not My Fault I Know Everything

*2: My Pants Are Haunted! ... -o-o-o- Do To not my FAULT know EWERYTiling - II o ... De of glowerg * --- * - - *ll: Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers | `--------- 24, 2002 Dio Am I LE Foo of LE Foo *3: Am I the Princess or the Frog?

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

ISBN: 9780545649469

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 144

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New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary! Dear Dumb Diary, I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I eated salad dressing" and "I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again" and "The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that." What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart.
Categories: Juvenile Fiction

Dear Dumb Diary Collection

Dear Dumb Diary Collection

This collection includes BOOKS 1-10 of the bestselling Dear Dumb Diary series!

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks

ISBN: 1443104485

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This collection includes BOOKS 1-10 of the bestselling Dear Dumb Diary series!! Dear Dumb Dairy #1: Let's Pretend This Never Happened, Dear Dumb Diary #2: My Pants are Haunted!, Dear Dumb Diary #3: Am I the Princess or the Frog?, Dear Dumb Diary #4: Never Do Anything, Ever, Dear Dumb Diary #5: Can Adults Become Human?, Dear Dumb Diary #6: Problem With Here Is That It's Where I'm From, Dear Dumb Diary #7: Never Underestimate Your Dumbness, Dear Dumb Diary #8: It's Not My Fault I Know Everything, Dear Dumb Diary #9: That's What Friends Aren't For, Dear Dumb Diary #10: The Worst Things Life Are Also Free
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Dear Dumb Diary Year Two 5 You Can Bet on That

Dear Dumb Diary Year Two  5  You Can Bet on That

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Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

ISBN: 9780545643511

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 160

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The hilarious and bestselling series from Jim Benton continues! Jamie, Isabella, and Angeline have known each other for a long time. They've even become friends -- whether Jamie likes it or not. But when the trio starts a friendly competition, all bets are off. The loser will be treated to a game of Dare or Worse Dare... with Isabella. (And Jamie's pretty sure that's like having a banana-peeling contest with a starving monkey. The monkey always wins.) What could go wrong? Probably everything. And it's probably all that blondwad Angeline's fault. Probably. Jamie still has no idea that anyone is reading her diary, so please, please, please don't tell her. And definitely don't tell her that she's the star of her very own Dear Dumb Diary movie, available on DVD. (Her glamorous ego might not be able to handle it.) ----------- EXCERPT: Dear Dumb Diary, Isabella and I had one of those days where you spend four hours trying to come up with something to do, and then by the time you do, there’s no time to do it so you just watch TV in positions that make it look like maybe you were born without bones. We do this about twelve times a month. "Since we're not doing anything, we should practice debate," I said. "No, we shouldn't," Isabella said. "We just did," I said.
Categories: Juvenile Fiction

Dear Dumb Diary 7 Never Underestimate Your Dumbness

Dear Dumb Diary  7  Never Underestimate Your Dumbness

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Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

ISBN: 9780545295581

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 160

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Sneak a peek inside the NY Times bestselling diary of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything she writes is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be. Dear Dumb Diary, Isabella is probably right. She almost always is. When I think back on all the things I've seen Angeline do, the one thing they have in common is that they're all dumb. (They're all strawberry-scented, too, but I think that's just her conditioner -- although her body might actually secrete its own strawberry scent.) But of all the dumb things she's ever done, this has got to be the dumbest. . . .
Categories: Juvenile Fiction

Dear Dumb Diary 2 My Pants Are Haunted

Dear Dumb Diary  2  My Pants Are Haunted

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Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

ISBN: 9780545649438

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 144

View: 671

Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be. They were just a soft, ordinary pair of thrift-shop jeans until Jamie Kelly tried them on . . . Then they became a tight, scratchy, slightly smelly, and utterly ordinary pair of thrift-shop jeans with an embarrassing haunting problem. Do the pants have the power to soothe a vengeful beagle, vanquish The Prettiest Girl in the World, or make the wearer irresistible to the eighth cutest guy in the grade? Are the haunted pants so dazzling they can hurt and maybe permanently damage the eyes of onlookers? Or are the haunted pants just, well, haunted (which is kind of gross when you think about it)?
Categories: Juvenile Fiction

Dear Dumb Diary 4 Never Do Anything Ever

Dear Dumb Diary  4  Never Do Anything  Ever

*2: My Pants Are Haunted! ... -o-o-o- Do To not my FAULT know EWERYTiling - II o ... De of glowerg * --- * - - *ll: Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers | `--------- 24, 2002 Dio Am I LE Foo of LE Foo *3: Am I the Princess or the Frog?

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

ISBN: 9780545649452

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 144

View: 164

Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be. Her best friend's a backstabber. Her worst enemy is a sweetheart. And her dog is just waiting for the right moment to seek his revenge. Why should Jamie even bother going to school? Why not? After a run-in with Mega-Popular Angeline, aka Pure Evil, Jamie reforms her selfish ways & becomes the decent human being she never thought she could be. But she quickly realizes that helping others kind of stinks. Is someone trying to thwart her attempts at irresistible inner beauty? Or will Jamie finally achieve the "I'm an angel" glow she knows will make Hudson Rivers fall madly in love w/ her?
Categories: Juvenile Fiction

Dear Dumb Diary 6 The Problem with Here Is That it s Where I m From

Dear Dumb Diary  6  The Problem with Here Is That it s Where I m From

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Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

ISBN: 9780545295574

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 128

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Everyone's favorite Mackerel Middle-Schooler, Jamie Kelly, is back with another hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice) diary! There's a new girl in at Mackerel Middle School. Colette is friendly, fabulous, smart, totally talented, and an all-around amazing individual. She is more brilliantly diabolical than Isabella, as blindly loyal as Stinker, and even harder-to-resist than Angeline. It's enough to make Jamie throw up a little. And Jamie just can't help but wonder: Is it humanly possible for a girl to be more perfectly perfect than the most perfect girl in the world?
Categories: Juvenile Fiction

Dear Dumb Diary 12 Me Just Like You Only Better

Dear Dumb Diary  12  Me   Just Like You  Only Better

*2: My Pants Are Haunted! ... -o-o-o- Do To not my FAULT know EWERYTiling - II o ... De of glowerg * --- * - - *ll: Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers | `--------- 24, 2002 Dio Am I LE Foo of LE Foo *3: Am I the Princess or the Frog?

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic

ISBN: 9780545456166

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 160

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There are more than 5 million Dear Dumb Diary books in print! Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her. Dear Dumb Diary, I went five whole days without seeing or hearing from Angeline. I was beginning to get used to it. It's true that I have learned to overlook many of Angeline's flaws, like her flawlessness, but she can still be difficult to be around. Like when she's lit perfectly, for example. To my extreme credit, I have learned to pretend to ignore Angeline's failure to not be perfect.
Categories: Juvenile Fiction