Hello My Name Is BRENDAN And My Pen Is Huge

Hello  My Name Is BRENDAN And My Pen Is Huge

This funny dirty penis joke pun Notebook / Journal, name personalized, is perfect to write down everything comes in mind - use it for your brilliant ideas, as a to-do list, for phone numbers, for saving your memories, as a diary or planner.

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Poisoned Apple

Poisoned Apple

Hi, my name's Brendan. Apparently, when I go through breakups, I turn into an insensitive prick. Can we start over?” She stared at him hard, not sure what caused the turnaround. Even though she didn't trust him for anything, ...

Author: Katherine McIntyre

Publisher: Decadent Publishing

ISBN: 9781613337837

Category: Fiction

Page: 88

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Snow White’s a goth and Prince Charming’s a jerk. On Neve’s eighteenth birthday, her stepmother kicks her out. A group of diner rats offer her refuge—including Brendan, who offers his couch for her to crash on. But the more time she spends with him, the more he confuses her. One second, he’s kissing her. The next he’s pushing her away. Believing her life has reached rock bottom, Neve struggles to ditch her “damaged girl” label. But when she uncovers the truth about her life, she’s rocked to her very foundation. Will Neve be able to hold on to the good things coming her way, or will her bad luck poison everything?
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Rare Stakes Psychic FBI Vampire Urban Fantasy Paranormal Romance

Rare Stakes  Psychic FBI Vampire Urban Fantasy Paranormal Romance

Hope flared that maybe he was calling to right the wrongs of our last conversation. "Hello?" "Mel?" Brendan's familiar voice washed over me, ... I grabbed a napkin, and fished a pen out of the large tote I used for field work. Brendan ...

Author: Michelle Fox

Publisher: Trans Media Publishing LLC

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Category: Fiction

Page: 208

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FBI agent Amelia Larson solves impossible cases with her psychic abilities. She always gets the bad guy—until she’s assigned a Dracula copycat case that bites back. The killer drags her into a mysterious underworld where, not every serial killer is human, not every case can be solved, and not everyone can survive. Standalone novel. No cliffhanger. What readers say about Rare Stakes: "Her writing style is unique and fast paced. Very easy to get lost in the world." "I was drawn into the characters, and I couldn't help but like them. I really liked that the heroine wasn't too stupid to live! A nice bit of world building." EXCERPT The most innocent things could hold more darkness than I ever wanted to see. Today's example: Takeout. What could be so terrible about takeout? Normally, it was awesome. I lived on the stuff. I read the menus like the bible. But this wasn't that kind of takeout. I stared at the Styrofoam containers on the table. My stomach was already cringing, looking for a place to hide. The containers gleamed virgin white under the fluorescent lights of the FBI conference room, but their contents were not quite so pure. Each carton had a handwritten label on top. One read, Marion—bright and charming. Another read Stacey—good body. The last, Eileen—agreeable. The writing was large with strong vertical strokes and half-closed loops. I wondered what a handwriting analyst would make of it. Was there a particular flourish that indicated someone was a cannibal?
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The Mourning Sexton

The Mourning Sexton

Seated behind a large desk at the far end of the imposing room was the Honorable Brendan R. McCormick , United States ... These days , Hirsch guessed , McCormick's clothiers knew him by name and kept his measurements and current ...

Author: Michael Baron

Publisher: Doubleday

ISBN: 0385515197

Category: Fiction

Page: 320

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In this deft, multilayered thriller, a disgraced lawyer trying to revive his tattered career stumbles across a hidden case of cold-blooded murder and discovers that he must pursue justice even though doing so might just cost him what little he has left—possibly even his life. Attorney David Hirsch was the managing partner of one of St. Louis’s most prestigious law firms, until he was convicted of embezzlement and sent to the federal penitentiary for seven years. He emerges from prison humbled and genuinely contrite, eager to patch things up with his estranged daughter and to build up a modest legal practice. In forging his life afresh, Hirsch has rediscovered his Judaism and has become part of the daily minyan, the group of ten men necessary to pray together, at the synagogue near his home. When an elderly man in the group asks for his help with a product liability case involving his daughter’s death, Hirsch reluctantly takes it on—only to discover that the seemingly straightforward lawsuit conceals a cold-blooded murder. With the help of Dulcie Lorenz, the altruistic, public-spirited attorney the dead woman worked for, Hirsch pursues the liability case while quietly amassing evidence against the highly placed person he suspects of murder. His attempt to bring his powerful adversary to justice draws Hirsch into a fierce, seesawing battle of wits—and ultimately to an act that expresses the true depth of his atonement. A page-turner in the tradition of Scott Turow, The Mourning Sexton goes beyond the question of “who done it” to explore the more intriguing questions of why the crime was committed and what it reveals about human nature. Set against the richly textured backdrops of St. Louis’s legal establishment and the city’s tight-knit Jewish community, and animated by a vivid cast of characters, it marks the debut of an extraordinary new talent.
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Sword and Pen

Sword and Pen

The priestess wasn't Anit; it was a plain young woman who watched him nervously as he approached. Jess stopped a respectful distance away and said, “Hello, Priestess. Are you in charge of the temple today?” “I am,” she said.

Author: Rachel Caine

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 9780451489258

Category: Young Adult Fiction

Page: 368

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With the future of the Great Library in doubt, the unforgettable characters from Ink and Bone must decide if it's worth saving in this thrilling adventure in the New York Times bestselling series. The corrupt leadership of the Great Library has fallen. But with the Archivist plotting his return to power, and the Library under siege from outside empires and kingdoms, its future is uncertain. Jess Brightwell and his friends must come together as never before, to forge a new future for the Great Library...or see everything it stood for crumble.
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Ballykissangel

Ballykissangel

She was slim with large , expressive eyes and unruly dark hair that dropped down over her forehead . When the bus moved off she took a slip of paper from her pocket and read the address on it . Looking around her , right and left ...

Author: Hugh Miller

Publisher: KQED Books & Tapes

ISBN: 0912333626

Category: Performing Arts

Page: 222

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The BBC series "Ballykissangel", the most successful British drama in 15 years, tells the story of a rural Irish village, where life is anything but humdrum. When Father Peter Clifford is posted to Ballykissangel, his arrival comes as something of a shock--both to him and to the local residents. The 14-part series will begin airing nationwide on PBS in January 1998.
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The Pharmer s Almanac

The Pharmer s Almanac

The roar of the crowd is phenomenal when she mentions any name from the band and says Phish alone . ... Poor Heart 26 37 % 4 ) Amazing Grace 16 14 % 5 ) Theme 26 37 % 4 ) Uncle Pen 16 13 % 7 ) David Bowie 25 35 % 7 ) Hello My Baby 15 13 ...

Author: Andy Bernstein

Publisher: Berkley Trade

ISBN: 0425163563

Category: Music

Page: 324

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Brimming with concert information, the histories of their songs, profiles of band members, tour highlights, Phish-filled anecdotes, articles by fans and editors, and more, this book is the ultimate guide to this popular band.
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How To Be a Coder

How To Be a Coder

Select Make a Block and name your function, then select “Add an input” and name the input “size”. ... To add the “size” block to the “move Code Costumes Sounds pen down steps” block, drag a copy of it from the My Blocks repeat 4 Motion ...

Author: Kiki Prottsman

Publisher: Dorling Kindersley Ltd

ISBN: 9780241416112

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 144

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Learn to think like a coder without a computer! Each of the fun craft activities included in this book will teach you about a key concept of computer programming and can be done completely offline. Then you can put your skills into practise by trying out the simple programs provided in the online, child-friendly computer language Scratch. This crafty coding book breaks down the principles of coding into bite-sized chunks that will get you thinking like a computer scientist in no time. Learn about loops by making a friendship bracelet, find out about programming by planning a scavenger hunt, and discover how functions work with paper fortune tellers. Children can then use their new knowledge to code for real by following the clear instructions to build programs in Scratch 3.0. Perfect for kids aged 7-9, the various STEAM activities will help teach children the crucial skills of logical thinking that will give them a head-start for when they begin programming on a computer. Famous scientist pages teach children about coding pioneers, such as Alan Turing and Katherine Johnson, and topic pages, such as the Internet, give kids a wider understanding of the subject. Written by computer science expert Kiki Prottsman, How to be a Coder is so much fun kids won't realize they're learning!
Categories: Juvenile Nonfiction

1172 1372

1172 1372

Sluaighead lá lohn do Cuirt co ngallaib ulas , 7 lá mac hugo de lati co ngallaib mive hi foiričin catail croibdeirg ... This peninthe name is now anglicised Taughboyne , though sula extends into Lough Ree , in the parish of St. always ...

Author: John O'Donovan

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ISBN: PSU:000015952547

Category: Ireland

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Annala Rioghachta Eireann 1172 1372

Annala Rioghachta Eireann  1172 1372

Sluaigheao lá lohn do Cuirt co ngallaib ulao , 7 lá mac hugo de lati co ngallab mide hi forritin catail croibdeirg go ... This peninthe name is now anglicised Taughboyne , though sula extends into Lough Ree , in the parish of St. always ...

Author: John O'Donovan

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ISBN: UCD:31175034235948

Category: Ireland

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E is for Exposed

 E  is for Exposed

the downside of Aidan being undercover rather than her: being stuck in the office was boring. ... not to use his name in case he wasn't alone. “I have some fresh intelligence,” he said. “Great.” She grabbed a pen and her notepad.

Author: Cantrell Black

Publisher: Sean Black Digital

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Category: Fiction

Page: 300

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Sofia Salgado's latest case at Maloney Investigations has some pretty tempting ingredients: blackmail, male strippers, and whipped cream. When a friend of Sofia's mom finds herself the victim of blackmail, stuffy Aidan has to go undercover as an exotic dancer, much to Sofia's delight. Can Aidan make it in the cutthroat world of male stripping? Can Sofia stop her mom getting too involved? Does whipped cream have fewer calories when it's licked from a man's naked torso? All these questions and more will be answered in the latest hilarious adventure featuring actress turned PI Sofia Salgado, from New York Times best-selling authors Rebecca Cantrell and Sean Black.
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Assembly

Assembly

Like Waipahu , HI 96797 Allmond , who was in Leif's company during Mike , Jason is a proud father as Jody gave birth ... Steve Noess is a Subscribers : 63 remember Leif's great singing voice and how BN SIGO in the 302d MI BN in Baghdad ...

Author: United States Military Academy. Association of Graduates

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ISBN: WISC:89102883477

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The Dubliner

The Dubliner

The Lives, Times and Writings of James Clarence Mangan Brendan Clifford. case , perplexed him ... We knew he had ruined journal after joumal which had crossed hi path , and we were not ignorant that the Nation was about equally liable ...

Author: Brendan Clifford

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ISBN: UOM:39015006605201

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Page: 176

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Rerum Britannicarum Medii Aevi Scriptores

Rerum Britannicarum Medii Aevi Scriptores

Or Chronicles and Memorials of Great Britain and Ireland During the Middle Ages. No. 01-. 1 1 252 OCHNOLa locha cé . μαρια pen maιlle ne spαό mόn ocur ne γίέέάιn , ocu αη δuυο αν α us 1αρία Chille oαρα 00 lucht ιαήαιξει αη δηιοmα γιn ...

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ISBN: NYPL:33433081651030

Category: Great Britain

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Dublines

Dublines

Katie Donovan, Brendan Kennelly. 132 MANNIX FLYNN soon be replaced by the wallop of the drumstick on the knuckles and that the roaming would soon be replaced by moaning . I remember the day that I got sent to Letterfrack . My mother ...

Author: Katie Donovan

Publisher: Bloodaxe Books Limited

ISBN: UOM:39015041006696

Category: Fiction

Page: 320

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Dublin has been called the centre of the paralysis of the Universe, the second city of Empire, Scandaltown, Strumpet City, a series of accidental encounters, the largest village in Europe, the fishy home of Molly Malone, and - occasionally - the capital of Ireland. Although Dublin has had a history that encompasses a huge range of human experience, Dublines is not a conventional historical presentation of the city's fascinating character, it is more a series of pictures and a choir of voices that together form a complex portrait of the city - from its venomous wit to its instinctive warm-heartedness, from its sick congestion to the expansive visions and statements of many of its sons and daughters. Questions implied in Dublines include: To what extent is Dublin still a little London? Is it in some ways a post-colonial parody of a genuine Irish city? Is it severed from the rest of Ireland, smugly unaware in its conscious and unconscious egotism, condescending even when its mediocrity is obvious? Or has it a character all its own?This anthology has been compiled not in a spirit of judgement but in a spirit of fair-mindedness. In other words, readers of this book will, when they've read it, have their own view of Dublin through the ages and the rages, the poverty, power, opulence, elegance, ugliness, congestion, gossip, disease, beggary, nightmares, revolutions and renewals of the city. Stodgy chronology is bypassed and a system of contrasts and comparisons, startling affinities and shocking oppositions is used to let the pictures and voices of Dublin have their say. The structure of the book reflects the relentless, scintillating talk, chat and gossip of the city. Here are Dublin's voices of the centuries: novelists, poets, talkers, dramatists, historians, wanderers, anecdotalists, tourists, short story writers and chroniclers of all kinds. Dublin is a city that produces and cherishes its famous characters; but the most enduring character of all is Dublin herself.Every Dub is Dublin's leading authority on Dublin. To avoid arguments, neither of the editors of Dublines is from Dublin (but both have lived in the city for most of their lives). Brendan Kennelly, a Kerryman, is one of Ireland's best-known poets and Professor of Modern Literature at Trinity College Dublin. Katie Donovan, poet, critic and Dublin journalist, is from Wexford. First word on this book from a Dub friend of theirs: 'Sure, what would a pair o' culchies know about Dublin? Yez are only a pair of blow-ins.' Read on for their answer...
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Billboard

Billboard

Much of this is likely a great deal of fun into a plot that . t strictly from the record but is arrantly silly. ... The master would probably swallow his pen at the sight of his lords and ladies of medieval Navarre cavorting in ...

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In its 114th year, Billboard remains the world's premier weekly music publication and a diverse digital, events, brand, content and data licensing platform. Billboard publishes the most trusted charts and offers unrivaled reporting about the latest music, video, gaming, media, digital and mobile entertainment issues and trends.
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The Ladies Home Journal

The Ladies  Home Journal

CONTINUED FROM PAGE 104 " Wilbert 99 BRENDAN FRANCIS Callouses moved back on the bed . “ Want to see some pathize . ... “ Here , ” she said , starting at the evitable yellow pad in front of him , rye bread Models " What ? Name it .

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ISBN: UOM:39015011004143

Category: Women's periodicals

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Merchant Vessels of the United States

Merchant Vessels of the United States

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ISBN: OSU:32435027129766

Category: Ship registers

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Categories: Ship registers