I Am a Real SMOOTHIE FREAK

I Am a Real SMOOTHIE FREAK

Lined Recipe Journal to Write in Your Favorite SMOOTHIE RECIPES to Stay Healthy!

Author: Elena Garcia

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ISBN: 1701341344

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Page: 116

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Lined Recipe Journal to Write in Your Favorite SMOOTHIE RECIPES to Stay Healthy! - All in 1 Place. Product Info: 6x9. 114 pages Accomodates 107 Smoothie Recipes: ) Plenty of Space to Write In. This journal can be a great gift for someone you LOVE! Order your copy today and keep track of your favorite SMOOTHIE RECIPES to transform your health and feel amazing!
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Total Freak Out

Total Freak Out

I sucked down the last drops of my embalming fluid and raw egg smoothie. ... The smoothie would be deadly to the living, but it was a real after-lifesaver ...

Author: Emma T. Graves

Publisher: Capstone

ISBN: 9781496564504

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 112

View: 618

Twelve-year-old Tulah Jones is a zombie, and only two friends and her younger brother know, but at the moment three problems confront her--she needs a way to earn money to support her raw meat habit, her hunger-fueled rages are getting worse, and she would really like Jeremy Romero to ask her to the school's Monster Mash Dance.
Categories: Juvenile Fiction

Freak N Gorgeous

Freak  N  Gorgeous

... I suggest we get smoothies. Organic ones because I know she likes to keep healthy. Slurping on them, we walk around, side by side, not unlike a real ...

Author: Sebastian J. Plata

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781510732148

Category: Young Adult Fiction

Page: 288

View: 616

Everyone is ugly sometimes. In a world not unlike our own, there is a phenomenon called the INEXPLICABLE DEVELOPMENT—a rare occurrence with permanent consequences. Average-looking, under-the-radar sixteen-year-old Konrad Wolnik's life is turned upside down when, one morning, he wakes up stunningly attractive. That same day, his classmate, Camilla Hadi, has her own transformation; the lean, pretty athlete is now devastatingly ugly. The teens face the cruel world of high school from very different perspectives. Konrad shoots to the top of the pecking order, Camilla slips into pariah status. But soon the school starts rallying around Camilla, and Konrad’s sudden popularity sours as people blame him for her transformation. And, the truth is, so does she. All he wants is for everyone to like him. All she wants is to destroy his perfect life. So what if they could use each other for personal gain? Told in dual POV, Sebastian J. Plata's debut is a hilarious, scathing look at society's unrealistic beauty standards and the intense pressures of high school. Perfect for fans of The DUFF and Winger.
Categories: Young Adult Fiction

The Limits of Hope

The Limits of Hope

... Margey was a real smoothie: she put on her company manners and chronicled dozens of teen freak stories that were certain to entertain her siblings.

Author: Ann Kimble Loux

Publisher: University of Virginia Press

ISBN: 0813917107

Category: Social Science

Page: 266

View: 565

In a brave cautionary tale that calls for reforming the adoption process, the author tells how she and her husband, both idealistic college professors, adopted two abused sisters into their stable, midwestern home, with bitter consequences. UP.
Categories: Social Science

How to Make a Camel Smoothie and Other Surreal Sums

How to Make a Camel Smoothie and Other Surreal Sums

All the Number Freaks in this book can be answered with basic arithmetic and the ' facts ' included . Every number in the book is real , and taken from ...

Author: Gary Rimmer

Publisher:

ISBN: 1840466510

Category: Statistics

Page: 221

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Bill Gates' fortune is worth $31,004,950,033.64. Stacked in single bills it would reach 3379.94 kilometres - 8871.2 Empire State Buildings. Laid end to end it would stretch 3,004,579.2 miles - to the moon and back 6.2 times. Laid out flat it would cover 121.21 square miles and would represent nearly 55% of all the paper dollars in existence.....He's a rich man. And yet, so we're told, it's easier to get a camel through the eye of a needle than to get Bill Gates into heaven. But how do you get a camel through that needle anyway? Using his unique number freaking technique, Gary Rimmer has all the answers.....From sex to physics, from cookery to psychology - you need this book.....- When will America collide with Japan'....- How many cigarettes do the Chinese smoke in a day'....- How many people on Earth are drunk right now'....- What's a decent boyfriend really worth'....- Where do adult women outnumber men'....- Why did Elvis die of a cycling deficit'....Crack cocaine for the arithmetic addict, How to Make a Camel Smoothie is packed full of absurd arithmetic and delightfully superfluous statistics. Learn how many people have ever lived, how long your fingernails will grow in a lifetime and how to cure Third World Debt - and much, much more essential info for modern life.
Categories: Statistics

A Random Interruption Surviving Breast Cancer with Laughter Vodka Smoothies and an Attitude

A Random Interruption  Surviving Breast Cancer with Laughter  Vodka  Smoothies and an Attitude

Surviving Breast Cancer with Laughter, Vodka, Smoothies and an Attitude ... On Friday, I had an appointment to meet a real estate agent about renting ...

Author: Suzanne Zaccone

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 9781465330635

Category: Medical

Page: 499

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Suzanne Zaccone, one of Americas most influential entrepreneurs, strips naked with a feisty and clear-eyed story of how she loses her breast and fights to get it back. Zaccone writes with an iron grip on the details, and reveals the secrets of cancer patients that are taboo and lost in translation. A Random Interruption is equipped with a dictionary of the language of breast cancer and a list of provocative questions to ask the doctors. World-renowned plastic and reconstructive surgeon Dr. David Song adds a medical perspective to the book with a Doctors Corner. Raw and unflinching, Zaccones story is the stuff of other womens livesof mothers and daughters and sisters, and of the sisterhood that forms when women are united in battle against a common enemy. Dense, atmospheric and written with spectacular wit and style, A Random Interruption is a literary tour de force. All proceeds from this book will go to the Breast Cancer Center at the University of Chicago.
Categories: Medical

Going Bovine

Going Bovine

John makes a strike, a real one, and Luke yells, “You suck! ... “Excuse me, excuse me, could you get out of the way you smoothie-loving happy freaks?

Author: Libba Bray

Publisher: Delacorte Books for Young Readers

ISBN: 9780375893766

Category: Young Adult Fiction

Page: 400

View: 838

From the author of the Gemma Doyle trilogy and The Diviners series, this groundbreaking New York Times bestseller and winner of the Michael L. Printz Award for literary excellence is "smart, funny, and layered," raves Entertainment Weekly. All 16-year-old Cameron wants is to get through high school—and life in general—with a minimum of effort. It’s not a lot to ask. But that’s before he’s given some bad news: he’s sick and he’s going to die. Which totally sucks. Hope arrives in the winged form of Dulcie, a loopy punk angel/possible hallucination with a bad sugar habit. She tells Cam there is a cure—if he’s willing to go in search of it. With the help of a death-obsessed, video-gaming dwarf and a yard gnome, Cam sets off on the mother of all road trips through a twisted America . . . into the heart of what matters most. From acclaimed author Libba Bray comes a dark comedic journey that poses the questions: Why are we here? What is real? What makes microwave popcorn so good? Why must we die? And how do we really learn to live? "A hilarious and hallucinatory quest."—The New York Times "Sublimely surreal."—People "Libba Bray's fabulous new book will, with any justice, be a cult classic. The kind of book you take with you to college, in the hopes that your roommate will turn out to have packed their own copy, too. Reading it is like discovering an alternate version of The Phantom Tollbooth, where Holden Caulfield has hit Milo over the head and stolen his car, his token, and his tollbooth. There's adventure and tragedy here, a sprinkling of romance, musical interludes, a battle-ready yard gnome who's also a Norse God, and practically a chorus line of physicists. Which reminds me: will someone, someday, take Going Bovine and turn it into a musical, preferably a rock opera? I want the sound track, the program, the T-shirt, and front row tickets."—Kelly Link, author of Get in Trouble, finalist for the Pulitzer Prize
Categories: Young Adult Fiction

Sexual Metamorphosis

Sexual Metamorphosis

I watched those women, the real smoothie, social types, and they'd get up out of ... one guest made a comment that Chris was still not a woman, but a freak.

Author: Jonathan Ames

Publisher: Vintage

ISBN: 9780307545619

Category: Social Science

Page: 336

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But who could describe my fright when, on the next morning, I awoke and found myself feeling as if completely changed into a woman. — Case 129, Autobiography, from Psychopathia Sexualis, a Medico-Forensic Study by Richard Von Krafft-Ebing At the time the passage above was written, people who felt trapped in the wrong gender automatically became case-studies. Today they become the men and women they always felt they were. Transsexuals test our notions of what it is to be male or female and, more provocatively, what it means to be one self as opposed to another. “Their stories,” says Jonathan Ames, “hold the appeal of an adventurer’s tale.” In Sexual Metamorphosis, Ames presents the personal narratives of seventeen gender pioneers. Here is Christine Jorgensen, the first celebrity transsexual, greeting thousands of well-wishers from the stage of Madison Square Garden. Here is Caroline Cossey, former model and Bond (as in James) girl, being outed in the tabloid press. Here is novelist and English professor Jennifer Finney Boylan discussing her impending transformation with her heartbroken spouse and supportive yet confused colleagues. The result is a fascinating and compulsively readable book, filled with anguish, introspection and courage.
Categories: Social Science

Notes from the Blender

Notes from the Blender

hear the real story, it won't freak you out so much.” “Freak me out? What? ... “Dad, Neilly, you owe me a vegan smoothie. I prefer mango. Anyway .

Author: Trish Cook

Publisher: Carolrhoda Lab ™

ISBN: 9781512401547

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 240

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Declan loves death metal—particularly from Finland. And video games—violent ones. And internet porn—any kind, really. He goes to school with Neilly Foster and spends most of his classroom time wondering what it might be like to know her, to talk to her, maybe even to graze against her sweater in the hallway. Neilly is an accomplished gymnast, naturally beautiful, and a constant presence at all the best parties (to which Declan is never invited). She's the queen of cool, the princess of poker face, and her rule is uncontested—or it was until today, when she's dumped by her boyfriend, betrayed by her former BFF Lulu, and then informed she's getting a new brother—of the freaky fellow classmate variety. Declan's dad is marrying Neilly's mom. Soon. Which means they'll be moving in together.
Categories: Juvenile Fiction

Budgie Wore My Jacket

Budgie Wore My Jacket

With loads of chips, salad, thousand island dressing, this wasn't a hamburger; it was a real American feast. ... Gary the smoothie was an acidhead.

Author: Martin Silverstone

Publisher: Book Guild Publishing

ISBN: 9781914471162

Category: Humor

Page: 200

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Enter the immersive world of 1970s London Between the hippies and skinheads and the era of disco and punk, there was a time when attitudes became outrageous, music more fun, fashions glamorous, and pop stars shocking – welcome to the age of glam rock. Here we meet Mark, trying to be cool but not quite pulling it off. He is still a virgin and feeling left far behind by his more successful best mate. He wants to trip on LSD but is terrified of bummers. He fancies Samantha, the Pre-Raphaelite beauty at college, but lacks the confidence to approach her. In the north-eastern extremities of suburban London, Mark and his friends live for the weekend parties. They make regular journeys up west to the hip boutiques, restaurants and record shops; especially Kensington’s Biba, Mr. Freedom and Kenny Market. They take drugs, have sex and march against the Tory government.
Categories: Humor

Nightflesh

Nightflesh

“He was Freak Show agent. ... “Christ, bad enough they see us as nothing more than walking smoothies, but then we find out they don't even have to drink our ...

Author: Joseph Armstead

Publisher: iUniverse

ISBN: 9780595419142

Category: Fiction

Page: 196

View: 492

"Vampires exist. They call themselves "the Moon-Chosen". The U.S. government and the United Nations governing council have kept the secret, desperately hiding it from the general population. The last thing they want is for the bloodsuckers to go war Klaw Cavanaugh is a vampire and sometime assassin masquerading among human society. He owes an uneasy allegiance to Nero Serranova, a vampire prince with a bloody plan to unite the warring Gather-families of Gen Nocturna under one banner. Serranova's plan includes shredding the secret truce between humans and vampires, detailed in an unpublicized document known as "The Raptor Protocols". Dismayed, Cavanaugh enlists the aid of fellow vampire Lucraysha Radcleff, herself haunted by a past she is driven to atone for, and rogue intelligence agent Jordan Pride, an operative of the Urban Crimes Crisis Control Force's "Freak Show" unit, which covertly handles vampire crime. Josiah Kreed, a policeman within the rival Demonic community, has Klaw and associates under surveillance with orders to terminate them if their investigation threatens the power of the Demonics. Klaw knows Serranova's diabolical plot that can only end in disaster for his species. He rebels, recruiting the other adventurers. Reluctantly, they join forces to bring Serranova to justice."
Categories: Fiction

Lost in Us

Lost in Us

"How can this guy be real? He introduced you to his friends, took you out to a candlelight dinner, and finds your movie obsession cute." "He's a movie freak ...

Author: Layla Hagen

Publisher: Layla Hagen

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 315

View: 144

USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR Serena has learned to live with her past, locking her secrets deep inside her. But when her boyfriend of six years abruptly leaves her, she’s catapulted back into pain, nursing a broken heart. When indulging in mountains of chocolate doesn’t work, Serena decides the best way to deal with her shattered heart is to indulge in something else. A rebound . . . The night she swaps her usual Sprite for tequila, she meets James. The encounter is breathtaking. Electrifying. And best not repeated. James is a successful entrepreneur in Silicon Valley. A man who has amassed a fortune by taking risks. A man who has shunned commitment completely, and still does. He’s the exact opposite of Serena. But sometimes opposites attract. Sometimes they give in to burning passion. Sometimes opposites are perfect for each other. James is everything her damaged soul could want. His kisses are intoxicating, his touch out of this world. He makes her forget. He grants her peace from her pain. But as they grow closer, Serena discovers she isn’t the only one with a past. James carries the scars of a past much darker than hers. One that has left him damaged, hurt, and wary of love. A past that gives him the power to shatter her. Now James and Serena must find a way to mend one another. Or risk losing each other forever. *This read is recommended for 18+ due to romance and sex and mature themes.The book was re-published with content changes on June 18th 2015.*
Categories: Fiction

Souls Blossom in Winter

Souls Blossom in Winter

Using our handy guidebook, we went to an area called Freak Street to find lodging. ... omelets, lasagna, spinach salads, smoothies, real coffee with milk.

Author: Reese Jula

Publisher: Balboa Press

ISBN: 9781982265106

Category: Fiction

Page: 246

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From day one, Bridget Julia McNeil has grown up quickly. As a child of the ’60s, girl of the ’70s, and teenager of the ’80s, she learns to navigate her own path, stumbling and regaining her balance along the way. That path takes her from her childhood home in Colorado to Mexico, Hawaii, and, finally, on a great adventure in the Philippines, Thailand, Nepal, and India at the age of sixteen. Love and the search for enlightenment suffuse her travels. What she does not realize is that her journey has a guide: from a place near the center of all creation, the spirit Darius watches over Bridget, making sure she is always safe and on the right track in a mission she has no idea she is on.
Categories: Fiction

Beyond the Stars

Beyond the Stars

but I've never seen someone this stunning in real life. ... In the last four hours, we've had two wardrobe freak-outs, an emergency meeting with her ...

Author: Stacy Wise

Publisher: Entangled: Embrace

ISBN: 9781633755123

Category: Fiction

Page: 342

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Most girls would kill for the opportunity to work for Jack McAlister, Hollywood's hottest actor, but twenty-one-year-old Jessica Beckett is ready to kick him out of her red Ford Fiesta and never look back. She should be spending her junior year in France, eating pastries and sharpening her foreign language skills. Instead she's reluctantly working as Jack's personal assistant, thanks to her powerhouse talent agent aunt. Jack is private, prickly, and downright condescending. Jessica pushes his buttons—she's not the type of girl to swoon over celebrity heartthrobs, precisely why her aunt thought she'd be perfect for the job—and Jack pushes right back. But as she begins to peel away his layers, Jessica is shocked to find she craves her boss's easy smile and sexy blue eyes. The problem is, so does the entire female population. And what started out as the job from hell soon has Jess wondering if a guy like Jack could ever find love with a regular girl like her.
Categories: Fiction

Lexx Housewives Forever Knight Tin Man

Lexx Housewives Forever Knight Tin Man

“They were out of coffee so I got us smoothies.” “I wouldn't mind having some real food,” he says, taking the flowers to get water, ”like a date.

Author: Jim Fenn

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9781312368439

Category: Humor

Page: 80

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Join the hilarious adventures of Nick at Night, Natty Bumpy, Croissant, and Black Jeans of 'Forever Knight.' And from 'Lexx, ' Stain D. Wheedle, Sieve, Special K, Licker, the man eating plant, 7.99 Plus Tax, the crazy robot head, Man Treed, and the Giggle Shadow. The fascinating ladies of Hysteria Lane, Snoozin', Paella, Breed Bandicoot, Eating Brick, Moms Pizza; and their men, Mook Dolphin, Raoul Solstice, Rex, the Wonder Husband, and Whoreson Sludge. And from 'Tin Man, ' BJ and The Bear, Zilch, Roar, and Wyatt Burp. The bad guys are the Lounge Cats, so called because they always carry portable, battery powered, karaoke machines. And the evil Aspidistra, whose bats fly out of her -- you'll see. All searching for the Emerald Ziti. And many more.
Categories: Humor

Anywhere but Here

Anywhere but Here

With that, Smoothie leans into me, his hands holding my face as if it's a delicate piece of ... and now the page has turned and we're into the real meat ...

Author: Jenny Gardiner

Publisher: Jenny Gardiner Books

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 238

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Mary Kate Dupree has reached a crossroad in her lifeless life. Literally. While running an errand for her oppressively controlling husband, she encounters a handsome hitchhiker whose siren-like lure tempts her to do the unthinkable: pick up a strange man on the side of the road and keep on driving. Like the mesmerizing lip of Niagara Falls, which has tempted many an unsuspecting soul to plunge to an icy demise, the hitchhiker woos Mary Kate from her mundane existence into an adventure she could never before have imagined. Randy “Smoothie” Cunningham is abandoning convention. After one too many life surprises thrown his way, he’s decided to chuck it all and take to the road. When meek and mousy Mary Kate unexpectedly picks him up, the two downtrodden souls embark on a road trip that eventually leads them to the source of Mary Kate’s temptation: Niagara Falls, where they confront the fabled water’s edge in search of elusive redemption. What people are saying about Jenny Gardiner's books: "A fun, sassy read! A cross between Erma Bombeck and Candace Bushnell, reading Jenny Gardiner is like sinking your teeth into a chocolate cupcake…you just want more." --Meg Cabot, NY Times bestselling author of Princess Diaries, Queen of Babble and more, on Sleeping with Ward Cleaver "As Sweet as a song and sharp as a beak, Bite Me really soars as a memoir about family--children and husbands, feathers and fur--and our capacity to keep loving though life may occasionally bite." --Wade Rouse, bestselling author of At Least in the City Someone Would Hear Me Scream "With a strong yet delightfully vulnerable voice, food critic Abbie Jennings embarks on a soulful journey where her love for banana cream pie and disdain for ill-fitting Spanx clash in hilarious and heartbreaking ways. As her body balloons and her personal life crumbles, Abbie must face the pain and secret fears she's held inside for far too long. I cheered for her the entire way." --Beth Hoffman, NY Times bestselling author of Saving CeeCee Honeycutt on Slim to None "Jenny Gardiner has done it again--this fun, fast-paced book is a great summer read." --Sarah Pekkanen, NY Times bestselling author of The Opposite of Me, on Slim to None Keywords: women’s fiction, romantic comedy, humor, contemporary romance, modern fairy tale, new adult, second chances, romance, love, chick lit, chicklit, wedding, marriage, self-discovery, family issues
Categories: Fiction

Washed Away

Washed Away

Anyway, you're talking to a health freak, remember? I'll whip up another high-protein, multivitamin smoothie when I get up in the morning and I'll soon be ...

Author: Carol Marinelli

Publisher: Harlequin

ISBN: 1426850913

Category: Fiction

Page: 256

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A hurricane is heading straight for the tiny coastal town of Turning Point, Texas. Four volunteers from Courage Bay Emergency Services rush to the town's aid. Their lives will never be the same again... Trauma nurse Cheryl Tierney's vehicle plunges into a river during torrential rains, and local veterinarian Noah Arkin comes to her rescue, taking her to his home until she regains consciousness. But Cheryl awakes with no memory. Her only clear thought is that for the first time she belongs. Here...in Noah's arms. Now Cheryl isn't sure she wants to remember a time before Noah...if it means living her life without him.
Categories: Fiction

Surfing Hawaii

Surfing Hawaii

Japanese food freaks swear by Miyo's in the Waiakea Villas complex, ... or you can meditate your way through a smoothie and eat, uh, "real food" at the ...

Author: Leonard Lueras

Publisher: Tuttle Publishing

ISBN: 9781462909360

Category: Sports & Recreation

Page: 272

View: 709

Surfing Hawaii is a guidebook to surfing at some of the most incredible surfing destinations in the world. Join Periplus' team of knowledgeable authors-photographer-surfers as they take you on an action-filled tour of the remarkable island of Hawaii. Drop into stoking wave circumstances—hopping from north to south across the Hawaiian Islands—through the extraordinary birthplace of surfing. This surfing guide contains: More than 140 action-charged photographs Insightful essays by surfers for surfers Detailed maps of important surf spots Up-to-date travel advisories Surf, suft and more surf If you like surfing or you are an inspiring surfer; this book will help guide you through the tips and tricks of the sport, including travel advisories, medical precautions, and safety hazards signs. And of course the spectacular views and places to surf in Indonesia are will be made aware to you.
Categories: Sports & Recreation

Texas Monthly

Texas Monthly

Smoothie freaks should try the strawberry version. ... The New York Deli has all the trappings of the real thing: a long counter of takeout offerings, ...

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Page: 268

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Since 1973, TEXAS MONTHLY has chronicled life in contemporary Texas, reporting on vital issues such as politics, the environment, industry, and education. As a leisure guide, TEXAS MONTHLY continues to be the indispensable authority on the Texas scene, covering music, the arts, travel, restaurants, museums, and cultural events with its insightful recommendations.
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The Lost Series Complete Collection Boxset

The Lost Series  Complete Collection Boxset

"How can this guy be real? He introduced you to his friends, took you out to a candlelight dinner, and finds your movie obsession cute." "He's a movie freak ...

Author: Layla Hagen

Publisher: Layla Hagen

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 850

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Categories: Fiction