Kinky Friedman s Guide to Texas Etiquette

Kinky Friedman s Guide to Texas Etiquette

Delivering belly laughs, hee-haws, and downright slackjaw amazement, this hilarious guide to the homeland of George W. and Willie Nelson is the essential how-to for surviving in the Lone Star State.

Author: Kinky Friedman

Publisher: William Morrow Paperbacks

ISBN: 0060935359

Category: Humor

Page: 224

View: 949

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit! Delivering belly laughs, hee-haws, and downright slackjaw amazement, this hilarious guide to the homeland of George W. and Willie Nelson is the essential how-to for surviving in the Lone Star State. From strange Texas laws and the history of Dr. Pepper to "Texas Talk" (in which a "turd floater" is a heavy downpour) and final-meal requests by death row inmates, Kinky Friedman, "the oldest living Jew in Texas who doesn't own any real estate," provides an insider's guide that will be loved by native Texans and the rest of us poor devils alike. Even if you don't know the difference between an Aggie and an armadillo -- or what's really in the back on Willie Nelson's tour bus -- you can pass for a Texan with the Kinkster's expert coaching. So grab your hairspray and the keys to the Cadillac and get reading!
Categories: Humor

Explorer s Guide Austin San Antonio the Texas Hill Country A Great Destination Second Edition

Explorer s Guide Austin  San Antonio   the Texas Hill Country  A Great Destination  Second Edition

Birds of Texas. New York: DK Publishing, 2002. Awbrey, Betty Dooley. Why Stop
? Texas Roadside Markers: A Guide to ... Kinky Friedman's Guide to Texas
Etiquette: Or How to Get to Heaven or Hell without Going Through Dallas—Fort
Worth.

Author: Amy K. Brown

Publisher: The Countryman Press

ISBN: 9781581577587

Category: Travel

Page: 248

View: 930

The free-spirited, unpretentious Texas Hill Country is a treasure. Central Texas is an unpretentious, free-spirited region filled with treasured taquerias, hallowed music venues, juicy BBQ, and revered natural wonders. A non-stop schedule of cultural festivals makes for year-round revelry. Explore San Antonio's pedestrian-friendly River Walk, legendary Alamo and historic Mission Trail. Austin's internationally recognized music scene keeps feet tapping and its parks, trails, and swimming holes offer endless recreation. Take a carefree road trip through the Hill Country, past vineyards and wildflowers, to towns brimming with gourmet restaurants and relaxing B&Bs.
Categories: Travel

Insight Guides Texas

Insight Guides Texas

This look at Texas's emerging wineries by wine expert Marshall with two
celebrated vintners inspired the PBS series of the same name. Kinky Friedman's
Guide to Texas Etiquette by Kinky Friedman. The Jewish humorist offers his take
on ...

Author: Rough Guides

Publisher: Apa Publications (UK) Limited

ISBN: 9781786713988

Category: Travel

Page:

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Insight Guides: all you need to inspire every step of your journey. An in-depth book, now with free app and eBook. Texas has it all: sophisticated cities, beautiful beaches, colourful deserts, sleepy border towns, wide open plains, and dramatic mountains. This new edition covers everything from its wild rodeos and honky-tonks to its fine museums and elegant restaurants. Over 328 pages of insider knowledge from local experts In-depth on history and culture, from Texas Rangers and cowboys to musical traditions and the state's varied architecture Enjoy special features on the Spanish Missions, Houston's Space Center and wildlife in Texas Includes innovative extras that are unique in the market - all Insight Guides to countries and regions come with a free eBook and app that's regularly updated with new hotel, bar, restaurant, shop and local event listings Invaluable maps, travel tips and practical information ensure effortless planning Inspirational colour photography throughout Inventive design makes for an engaging reading experience About Insight Guides: Insight Guides has over 40 years' experience of publishing high-quality, visual travel guides. We produce around 400 full-colour print guide books and maps as well as picture-packed eBooks and apps to meet different travellers' needs. Insight Guides' unique combination of beautiful travel photography and focus on history and culture together create a unique visual reference and planning tool to inspire your next adventure.
Categories: Travel

Explorer s Guide Austin San Antonio the Hill Country Third Edition Explorer s Complete

Explorer s Guide Austin  San Antonio    the Hill Country  Third Edition   Explorer s Complete

San Antonio, TX: Maverick Publishing, 1998. Ford, Norman D. 25 Bicycle Tours in
the Texas Hill Country and West Texas. Woodstock, VT: Countryman Press, 1995
. Friedman, Kinky. Kinky Friedman's Guide to Texas Etiquette: Or How to Get to ...

Author: Amy K. Brown

Publisher: The Countryman Press

ISBN: 9781682680452

Category: Travel

Page: 240

View: 404

See just how much the Lone Star State has to offer There is much natural and cultural diversity to be found in the heart of one of the country’s most notable and beloved states. This guide focuses on beautiful, vibrant, and distinct Austin, San Antonio, and the Hill Country. Texas is known for its strong sports teams and lively music scene, but take a closer look at cities like San Antonio and Austin and you’ll find that there’s more than meets the eye. Austin boasts acres of parks, bike trails, and beautiful natural wonders. San Antonio offers a pedestrian-friendly, fun-filled downtown area that celebrates its Native American and Mexican influences with delicious food and unique architecture. Once you’ve had enough of urban living, the Hill Country is the perfect place to unwind. Spend a day at one of this region’s vineyards, fields of lavender, or state parks. With this comprehensive guide in hand, you’ll experience a whole other side of Texas—and maybe more!
Categories: Travel

Country Music Humorists and Comedians

Country Music Humorists and Comedians

He has also published other books, such as Kinky Friedman's Guide to Texas
Etiquette: Or How to Get to Heaven or Hell without Going through Dallas–Fort
Worth. Friedman lives alone, except for a passel of dogs, cats, donkeys, and such
, ...

Author: Loyal Jones

Publisher: University of Illinois Press

ISBN: 9780252033698

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 427

View: 237

An exhaustive reference detailing the mirth and music of country music humorists and comedians
Categories: Biography & Autobiography

Austin San Antonio the Hill Country

Austin  San Antonio   the Hill Country

An alternative tour guide is Kinky Friedman's Guide to Texas Etiquette : Or How to
Get to Heaven or Hell Without Going Through Dallas - Fort Worth , written by the
part - time country musician , detective novelist and Texas Monthly magazine ...

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: STANFORD:36105114672491

Category: Austin (Tex.)

Page:

View: 915

Categories: Austin (Tex.)

Twenty first century American Novelists

Twenty first century American Novelists

Author: Matthew J. Bruccoli

Publisher: Dictionary of Literary Biograp

ISBN: STANFORD:36105118019905

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 425

View: 114

Authors at the dawn of the twenty-first century focus, predictably on topics that influence their society. Recurring with notable frequency in the writing of contemporary American authors are issues such as the environment, gender roles, terrorism and ecoterrorism, domestic abuse, religion and spirituality, technology, sexual and racial identities, the economy, the family and its construction, drug use and its social ramifications, and a resurgence in regionalism.
Categories: Biography & Autobiography

Conversations with Texas Writers

Conversations with Texas Writers

Earl of Louisiana ( Liebling ) , 348 Early Times in Texas ( Duval ) , 2 “ Egg ” (
Canales ) , 41 - 42 El Día de los Niños , El Día ... 192 – 200 Kill Two Birds and
Get Stoned ( Friedman ) , 97 Kinky Friedman ' s Guide to Texas Etiquette , 97
Klail City ...

Author: Frances Leonard

Publisher:

ISBN: UTEXAS:059173019637085

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 422

View: 370

Larry McMurtry declares, "Texas itself doesn't have anything to do with why I write. It never did." Horton Foote, on the other hand, says, "I've just never had a desire to write about any place else." In between those figurative bookends are hundreds of other writers--some internationally recognized, others just becoming known--who draw inspiration and often subject matter from the unique places and people that are Texas. To give everyone who is interested in Texas writing a representative sampling of the breadth and vitality of the state's current literary production, this volume features conversations with fifty of Texas's most notable established writers and emerging talents. The writers included here work in a wide variety of genres--novels, short stories, poetry, plays, screenplays, essays, nonfiction, and magazine journalism. In their conversations with interviewers from the Writers' League of Texas and other authors' organizations, the writers speak of their apprenticeships, literary influences, working habits, connections with their readers, and the domestic and public events that have shaped their writing. Accompanying the interviews are excerpts from the writers' work, as well as their photographs, biographies, and bibliographies. Joe Holley's introductory essay--an overview of Texas writing from Cabeza de Vaca's 1542 Relaci�n to the work of today's generation of writers, who are equally at home in Hollywood as in Texas--provides the necessary context to appreciate such a diverse collection of literary voices. A sampling from the book: "This land has been my subject matter. One thing that distinguishes me from the true naturalist is that I've never been able to look at land without thinking of the people who've been on it. It's fundamental to me." --John Graves "Writing is a way to keep ourselves more in touch with everything we experience. It seems the best gifts and thoughts are given to us when we pause, take a deep breath, look around, see what's there, and return to where we were, revived." --Naomi Shihab Nye "I've said this many times in print: the novel is the middle-age genre. Very few people have written really good novels when they are young, and few people have written really good novels when they are old. You just tail off, and lose a certain level of concentration. Your imaginative energy begins to lag. I feel like I'm repeating myself, and most writers do repeat themselves." --Larry McMurtry "I was a pretty poor cowhand. I grew up on the Macaraw Ranch, east of Crane, Texas. My father tried very hard to make a cowboy out of me, but in my case it never seemed to work too well. I had more of a literary bent. I loved to read, and very early on I began to write small stories, short stories, out of the things I liked to read." --Elmer Kelton
Categories: Biography & Autobiography

Explorer s Guide Austin San Antonio the Texas Hill Country A Great Destination Explorer s Great Destinations

Explorer s Guide Austin  San Antonio   the Texas Hill Country  A Great Destination  Explorer s Great Destinations

Ford , Norman D . 25 Bicycle Tours in the Texas Hill Country and West Texas .
Woodstock , VT : Countryman Press , 1995 . Friedman , Kinky . Kinky Friedman ' s
Guide to Texas Etiquette : Or How to Get to Heaven or Hell without Going ...

Author: Amy K. Brown

Publisher: Countryman Press

ISBN: 1581570406

Category: Travel

Page: 248

View: 802

Filled with local history, down-to-earth tips, and offbeat observations, this guide will lead you to the region's favorite spots to stay, eat, drink, and celebrate. Central Texas is an unpretentious, free-spirited region filled with treasured taquerias, hallowed music venues, juicy BBQ, and revered natural wonders. A non-stop schedule of cultural festivals makes for year-round revelry. Explore San Antonio's pedestrian-friendly River Walk, legendary Alamo and historic Mission Trail. Austin's internationally recognized music scene keeps feet tapping and its parks, trails, and swimming holes offer endless recreation. Take a carefree road trip through the Hill Country, past vineyards and wildflowers, to towns brimming with gourmet restaurants and relaxing B&Bs.
Categories: Travel

Meanwhile Back at the Ranch

Meanwhile Back at the Ranch

Friedman, private dick extraordinaire and peerless animal lover, is back again, juggling two cases as he attempts to find both an 11-year-old autistic boy and a three-legged cat named Lucky.

Author: Kinky Friedman

Publisher:

ISBN: 5558847794

Category:

Page:

View: 380

Friedman, private dick extraordinaire and peerless animal lover, is back again, juggling two cases as he attempts to find both an 11-year-old autistic boy and a three-legged cat named Lucky.
Categories:

Fey Gor

Fey   Gor

Author: Fred Skolnik

Publisher:

ISBN: 002865935X

Category: Judaism

Page: 815

View: 279

Categories: Judaism

Moon Handbooks

Moon Handbooks

RESOURCES Suggested Reading and randy songs TEXAS DALLAS AND FORT
WORTH Friedman , Kinky . Kinky Friedman's Guide Hill , Patricia Everidge .
Dallas : The Makto Texas Etiquette . Cliff Street Books , ing of a Modern City .

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: STANFORD:36105133332655

Category: Dallas (Tex.)

Page:

View: 497

Categories: Dallas (Tex.)

Insiders Guide to Austin

Insiders  Guide to Austin

Author: Hilary Hylton

Publisher: Falcon Guides

ISBN: 076272997X

Category: Travel

Page: 576

View: 317

Written by local authors with years of experience writing about their communities, the "Insiders' Guides" provide newcomers, visitors, and business travelers with a native's perspective of the area. Maps, photos, & index.
Categories: Travel

Meanwhile Back at the Ra

Meanwhile Back at the Ra

Friedman, private dick extraordinaire and peerless animal lover, is back again, juggling two cases as he attempts to find both an 11-year-old autistic boy and a three-legged cat named Lucky.

Author: Kinky Friedman

Publisher:

ISBN: 5559193917

Category:

Page:

View: 407

Friedman, private dick extraordinaire and peerless animal lover, is back again, juggling two cases as he attempts to find both an 11-year-old autistic boy and a three-legged cat named Lucky.
Categories:

Forthcoming Books

Forthcoming Books

18.95 ( 1-59257-117-4 ) Alpha Pearson . — Kinky Friedman's Guide to Texas
Etiquette . Apr. 2003 . Frishman , Yitzhak . Non - Perturbative Gauge Dynamics .
Feb. - Early Frost : The First Three Years . Date not set . lib . bdg . Freundlich ,
Larry .

Author: Rose Arny

Publisher:

ISBN: UOM:39015054030385

Category: American literature

Page:

View: 921

Categories: American literature

Scuse Me While I Whip This Out

 Scuse Me While I Whip This Out

In this collection of twisted takes on life, the Kinkster gives us funny, irreverent, and insightful looks at outsized personalities from people he's known, like Bill Clinton, George W., Willie Nelson, and Bob Dylan -- not to mention Joseph ...

Author: Kinky Friedman

Publisher: Harper Collins

ISBN: 0060539763

Category: Humor

Page: 208

View: 962

Kinky Friedman is back, and with 'Scuse Me While I Whip This Out he gets it on with all manner of egos. In this collection of twisted takes on life, the Kinkster gives us funny, irreverent, and insightful looks at outsized personalities from people he's known, like Bill Clinton, George W., Willie Nelson, and Bob Dylan -- not to mention Joseph Heller and Don Imus -- to people he's known in spirit, such as Moses, Jesus, Jack Ruby, and Hank Williams. With his meditations on subjects ranging from sleeping at the White House, marriage, his pets, fishing in Borneo, country music, and cigars to the tribulations of possessing talent, Kinky doesn't deny us the "flashes of brilliance and laugh-out-loud observations" (Rocky Mountain News) that are present in all his other work. Hilarious, irreverent, and passionately twisted, 'Scuse Me While I Whip This Out reads as if it were written by a slightly ill modern-day Mark Twain.
Categories: Humor

Jeff Herman s Guide to Book Publishers Editors Literary Agents

Jeff Herman s Guide to Book Publishers  Editors   Literary Agents

... Week : Inside the Ropes and Behind the Scenes on the PGA Tour by John
Strege ; Goddess by Barbara Victor , Kinky Friedman's Texas Etiquette by Kinky
Friedman ; Bobbi Brown's Teenage Beauty by Bobbi Brown and Annemarie
Iverson .

Author: Jeff Herman

Publisher: Writer

ISBN: 0871162016

Category: Authors and publishers

Page: 934

View: 612

A guide to the names and specialities of American and Canadian publishers, editors, and literary agents includes information on the acquisition process and on choosing literary agents.
Categories: Authors and publishers

Kill Two Birds Get Stoned

Kill Two Birds   Get Stoned

Walter Snow is doomed. He stares at the blank pages in his typewriter, hoping for the spark that will finally ignite his ambition to write the Great Armenian Novel. And then he meets Clyde Potts.

Author: Kinky Friedman

Publisher: William Morrow Paperbacks

ISBN: 0060935286

Category: Fiction

Page: 240

View: 569

Walter Snow is doomed. He stares at the blank pages in his typewriter, hoping for the spark that will finally ignite his ambition to write the Great Armenian Novel. And then he meets Clyde Potts. She is beautiful, intelligent, charming, perhaps psychic, and, for better or worse, very possibly unbalanced. With Potts’s joie de vivre and her certified-insane partner in crime, Fox Harris, Snow is caught up in a series of pranks against corporate sprawl that they execute with a bit of booze and some wacky tobaccy from Australia known as Malabimbi Madness. Things quickly spin out of control as the trio’s ultimate, diuretically inspired prank leads to an unexpected, shocking conclusion, and Walter is left to wonder if the only things you ever keep in this life are the things you let slip through your fingers.
Categories: Fiction

Texas High School Hotshots

Texas High School Hotshots

Friedman , Kinky . Guide to Texas Etiquette : Or How to Get to Heaven or Hell
Without Going Through Dallas - Fort Worth . New York : Harper , 2001 . Fry ,
Hayden , with George Wine . Hayden Fry : A High Porch Picnic . Champaign , Ill :
Sports ...

Author: Alan Burton

Publisher: Taylor Trade Pub

ISBN: 1556228988

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 214

View: 544

An entertaining look back at the high school days of more than 100 celebrities.
Categories: Biography & Autobiography