Last Minute Rooms in Bethlehem is a hilarious trip through the ages, with the biggest events in history told in an entirely new way. This is the perfect gift for history buffs in search of a chuckle.

Author: Dale Shaw

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

ISBN: 9780752266305

Category: Humor

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'Very funny book alert!' Nina Stibbe, author of Love, Nina 'Made me chuckle heartily!' Greg Jenner, author of A Million Years Years in a Day 'It's such a good idea. Were it not for my excellent bladder control, I would have weed myself' Stuart Heritage From God ‘Best Size for a Bang?’ via Dickens ‘Things Urchins Say’, Henry VIII 'Breaking Bad News to women from Cleeves' and Karl Marx 'Cheating at Monopoly', here are the greatest moments from history as told through internet search histories. Following on from classic humour titles such as 1066 and all that and An Utterly Impartial History of Britain comes Dale Shaw's brilliant new take on all the funniest moments from the past - the perfect gift for any history buff who wants a chuckle.

... Zinzendorf's arrival in Bethlehem in late 1741. Ample evidence substantiates
such a theory. Levering notes that when Count Zinzendorf arrived in Bethlehem
on December 21, 1741, that: “In the unfinished Community House two rooms in
the ...

Author: William J. Murtagh

Publisher: University of Pennsylvania Press

ISBN: 9780812216370

Category: Architecture

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The industrial city of Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, was originally settled in colonial times by Moravians from southeastern Germany. These religious utopians were noted for urban planning. In this large-format, richly illustrated volume, historian William Murtagh compares more than 20 Bethlehem landmarks with other Moravian communities for a fascinating glimpse into a part of America's past.

Bethlehem is highly accustomed to international visitors, including pilgrims and
tourists of all kinds, and set up with a range of accommodation options from ... It is
a good option if you are making a last-minute booking and want a budget price.

Author: Genevieve Belmaker

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781640490987

Category: Travel

Page: 368

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Ancient stories meet modern cities in this deeply significant region where the past is always present. Take the trip of a lifetime with Moon Israel & the West Bank. Inside you'll find: Flexible itineraries including a week in Jerusalem, 3 days in Tel Aviv, and a month exploring the region plus excursions to the West Bank, the Dead Sea, and Petra Strategic advice for foodies, pilgrims, beachgoers, archaeology buffs, and more The top sights and unique experiences: Visit the Church of the Holy Sepulchre or pay respects at the Western Wall, and stop at holy sites throughout Northern Israel and the West Bank. Feast on falafel, hummus, and shaksuka and haggle for antiques at a market in Jerusalem. Bike through Tel Aviv's charming Neve Tzedek neighborhood or relax at one of its beaches. Float in the Dead Sea, watch the sun set over the massive Negev craters, or stay overnight in a Bedouin tent encampment Local insight: Jerusalem journalist Genevieve Belmaker shares the history and culture of her beloved home Full-color, vibrant photos throughout Detailed maps for exploring on your own, and useful tips on border crossings and checkpoints Thorough background information on the landscape, history, government, and culture Handy tools including Hebrew and Arabic phrasebooks, health and safety tips, customs and conduct, and information for LGBTQ, female, and senior travelers, families with children, and travelers with disabilities Focused coverage of Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Haifa, the North Coast, the Galilee and the Golan Heights, the West Bank, Eilat and the Negev, and Petra, Jordan Experience the best of Israel and the West Bank with Moon's practical advice and insider tips.

For example, the typical stories told about Joseph and Mary arriving in
Bethlehem, desperately trying to find a room because she was going into labor,
are ... 7 This in no way indicates that they arrived at the last minute of her
pregnancy.

Author: Michael R. Cosby

Publisher: Westminster John Knox Press

ISBN: 0664258271

Category: Religion

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This book provides a learning-by-doing approach to the study of the Gospels. It allows students to uncover literary patterns, theological issues, and interpretive problems through close readings of primary sources. Questions are asked along the way that help readers understand the shape of the narrative, and the themes important to each Gospel writer.

... and in really artistic groupings . our admiration , as much , if not mcre than
Many evenings , until late in the night , were ... at to devote theinselves to the
preparation of Bethlehem , in the common room , there has one of these grand
Putzes of ...

Author: John Hill Martin

Publisher:

ISBN: PRNC:32101072318148

Category: Bethlehem (Pa.)

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(II) rooms will soon be 90sle.— Our cit - y bids you wel - come, our 43 ...
NARRATOR: Late one starry night, three weary travelers journeyed to Bethlehem
: Joseph, his wife, Mary, and their donkey, Jody. When they finally got to
Bethlehem, they ...

Author: Ruth Schram

Publisher: Alfred Music Publishing

ISBN: 0739044877

Category: Music

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In The Last Noel the baby Jesus is born in the LAST place on earth you'd expect to find God's son---behind the LAST stable door on the left at the LAST Resort Inn. After the angel choir announces the news of the FIRST Noel---the FIRST Christmas---the animals who gather with the shepherds and the magi realize that this will not be the LAST time that all of God's creatures gather to celebrate Jesus' birth! This delightful Christmas story is told from the animals' point of view. All of the animal characters---Donkey Jody, Cowsandra and Cowdy, Shiloh and Woolian Sheep, and Camel Lot---soon realize that, despite their humble status, God has a very special place for them in Bethlehem at the Last Resort Inn! The Last Noel is perfect for children's choirs, Christian schools or Sunday schools. Directors can expand the cast to accommodate larger groups, and the staging can be as simple or complex as you desire. Recommended for grades K-6. Performance time approximately 15 minutes.

'Will make everybody laugh' DOLLY ALDERTON ON THE HIGH LOW Enjoy this hilarious collection of over 200 haikus that sum up the complex, confusing and often compounding character of the British people.

Author: Dale Shaw

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 9781405944687

Category: Poetry

Page: 144

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This Christmas give them, The PERFECT stocking filler, Sure to make them laugh. The Sellotape end Unlocatable it seems Christmas is cancelled How many gin tins Is decreed appropriate For this train journey? The sound of a splash My Hobnob falls to pieces My tea is sullied Every houseplant Suffers a slow painful death I am a monster You're at the seaside A seagull eyes your Magnum You won't win that fight Enjoy this hilarious collection of over 200 haikus that sum up the complex, confusing and often compounding character of the British people - a great stocking filler or secret santa gift!

Author: Mobil Travel Guide

Publisher: Mobil Travel Guide

ISBN: 0762739258

Category: Delaware

Page: 576

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The Mobil Travel Guide Regional Travel Planner Mid-Atlantic introduces travelers to the many facets of this eastern region including Delaware Maryland New Jersey Pennsylvania Virginia District of Colubmia and West Virginia

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ISBN: 0762735821

Category: Delaware

Page: 549

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Fred S. Mitenbulert , late assistant steward fo the Hotel Lafayette , Philadelphia ,
has been engaged by W. H. Three Omaha ... F. EGAN , Mgr . Hotel Bethlehem
Worth * to assist in the management of the dining room and kitchen of the Hotel ...

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ISBN: UIUC:30112089612342

Category: Hotel management

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However , that is not exactly what this account is all about , though it does touch
on Bethlehem . ... Mrs . Zehr , my secretary , had carefully provided me with a
guaranteed late arrival reservation at a large Texas hotel with a very English
name .

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ISBN: STANFORD:36105061032541

Category: Bar associations

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I want to congratulate him, too.” “Your father has gone to Portland tolookata boat.
He'll get backlate—it'd probablybe best ifyou talk to him tomorrow.” The boyssaid
their goodnights then headed to their rooms. Once the house was quiet again, ...

Author: Lorraine Beatty

Publisher: Barbour Publishing

ISBN: 9781630585662

Category: Fiction

Page: 352

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This year, spend Christmas in Bethlehem, Maine, as the town prepares for annual living nativities. Will stepping into the roles of Mary and Joseph help empty nesters David and Kate Walters discover the joy of becoming parents again unexpectedly? Can a young pastor and a pretty choir member convince the town to be like three wise men of long ago when a devastating hurricane threatens tradition? Can veterinarian Leesa McElroy survive working alongside a man more at home with camels than Christians? Will the truth about singer Angeline Monroe’s abandoned career come to light at Christmas?

ARRIVING BY AUTOMOBILE : Driving from the New York City area : Take route
22 west and exit at the last Bethlehem exit ... Hotel Bethlehem ( Twenty - minute
walk from Neville Hall ) 437 Main Street , Behtlehem , PA 18018 Telephone ...

Author: American Mathematical Society

Publisher:

ISBN: UCSD:31822020214730

Category: Mathematics

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No . and Type Shipyard of Vessel Bethlehem S . B . Co . ... The room . dredge is
expected to be completed late On each liner there will be a complete this summer
. newspaper plant , printing last - minute new3 The power plant will consist of ...

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ISBN: STANFORD:36105117525332

Category: Marine engineering

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Also of Hotel Indian River , Rockledge , Fla . , and late of Fountain Spring House ,
Waukesha , Wis . Summer ... THE GRAMERCY THE WHITE MOUNTAIN HOTELS
BETHLEHEM , N. H. FABYAN HOUSE York Harbor , Maine Open June 15th .

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ISBN: IOWA:31858033603972

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JASON ' S GIFT By EV MILLER CAST OF CHARACTERS ISAAC SARAH JASON
ОВІАН MARTHA JOSEPH An innkeeper in Bethlehem His wife Their son ; a boy
of eleven A traveling ... The room is very sparse with an open hearth and a
candle or two providing the light . ... There is a door back right which leads to the
rooms of the inn . ... It is late afternoon ; a fire is burning ; a candle burns on the
table .

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Publisher: Pioneer Drama Service, Inc.

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Also of Hotel Indian River , Rockledge , Fla . , and late of Fountain Spring House ,
Waukesha , Wis . ... THE GRAMERCY THE WHITE MOUNTAIN HOTELS
BETHLEHEM , N. H. FABYAN HOUSE Will open June 1 York Harbor , Maine
Open ...

Author: Alfred Emanuel Smith

Publisher:

ISBN: UOM:39015025903355

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Since Joseph and I were of the household of David, we had to travel to
Bethlehem to pay ours. I knew in my heart this would be ... Since we had arrived
late in town, there were no empty rooms in any of the inns. Joseph was quite
worried as he ...

Author: Wendy K. Galloway

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 9781483606071

Category: Juvenile Fiction

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Marys Journal is a journey of Jesus Christs life, told from the perspective of his mother, Mary, which captures some of the deep, intimate feelings of her heart. The writing of this book has been a spiritual journey for me. I truly feel blessed that I was inspired to write of what Mary must have felt and experienced being the mother of the Savior of the world. With the illustrations I wanted to symbolize that through our Saviors healing hands we are made whole. I hope that as you read this book you will feel His infinite love and atoning sacrifice, and know that after the tribulations and heartaches of this world there is peace and joy, which can only be found through Jesus Christ. Im grateful for the life that Mary led and her worthiness to raise the Son of God. I echo Marys testimony that Jesus Christ lives and loves each one of us. ~Wendy K. Galloway

There is extreme ( which is proper ) , last - minute shopping , and danger in this
Laodicean period that we be then those cards ! ... town of Bethlehem comprises a
sanctuary with seating for 100 worshipers , and a lovely hall and welfare rooms .

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ISBN: WISC:89067926907

Category: Seventh-Day Adventists

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From here he'd continue to Bethlehem and from there to Hebron, but something
holds him back, and it's not just Eve's and ... roll across the TV screen in the
hotel's cool, broad lounge where he, late in the evening apart from a few other
guests ...

Author: Stig Dalager

Publisher: Arena books

ISBN: 9781906791766

Category: Fiction

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In the wake of 9/11, the events following a murder case that Jewish American-Danish lawyer Jon Baeksgaard is conducting for the defense of a Moslem client bring him and the co-workers of his small East village office into the midst of a tense political situation. "As world literature, Dalager has produced some of the best and most ambitious contemporary fiction of our time."--Dagens Nyheter, Sweden.