Were it not for my excellent bladder control, I would have weed myself' Stuart Heritage From God ‘Best Size for a Bang?’ via Dickens ‘Things Urchins Say’, Henry VIII 'Breaking Bad News to women from Cleeves' and Karl Marx 'Cheating ...

Author: Dale Shaw

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

ISBN: 9780752266305

Category: Humor

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'Very funny book alert!' Nina Stibbe, author of Love, Nina 'Made me chuckle heartily!' Greg Jenner, author of A Million Years Years in a Day 'It's such a good idea. Were it not for my excellent bladder control, I would have weed myself' Stuart Heritage From God ‘Best Size for a Bang?’ via Dickens ‘Things Urchins Say’, Henry VIII 'Breaking Bad News to women from Cleeves' and Karl Marx 'Cheating at Monopoly', here are the greatest moments from history as told through internet search histories. Following on from classic humour titles such as 1066 and all that and An Utterly Impartial History of Britain comes Dale Shaw's brilliant new take on all the funniest moments from the past - the perfect gift for any history buff who wants a chuckle.

Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, and Other Eighteenth-century American Settlements
William J. Murtagh ... This is suggested by the chain of events in the community at
the time of Count Zinzendorf ' s arrival in Bethlehem in late 1741 . ... Lever - ing
notes that when Count Zinzendorf arrived in Bethlehem on December 21 , 1741 ,
that : “ In the un - finished Community House two rooms in the second story at the
 ...

Author: William J. Murtagh

Publisher: Chapel Hill : University of North Carolina Press

ISBN: UVA:X000385614

Category: Architecture

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It is the sound we find in this story : The little town of Bethlehem was bustling and
busting at the seams that night so many years ago . ... The folks who flooded the
streets of the little town of Bethlehem were not frantic , last - minute shoppers in
search of a gift certificate from Sarah ' s Big ... So , the “ no vacancy ” signs were
everywhere : on houses of relatives and houses of prayer , on motels and hotels .

Author: Joe Nassal

Publisher: Forest of Peace Publishing

ISBN: 0939516640

Category: Religion

Page: 143

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In the tradition of the Stations of the Cross. Fr. Nassal leads us through 15 Stations of the Crib, a journey to the manger and the mission that lies beyond it. Drawn from the infancy narratives in Luke and Matthew, these poetic reflections are filled with stories, images and insights that entertain, enlighten and engage.

'Will make everybody laugh' DOLLY ALDERTON ON THE HIGH LOW Enjoy this hilarious collection of over 200 haikus that sum up the complex, confusing and often compounding character of the British people.

Author: Dale Shaw

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 9781405944687

Category: Poetry

Page: 144

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This Christmas give them, The PERFECT stocking filler, Sure to make them laugh. The Sellotape end Unlocatable it seems Christmas is cancelled How many gin tins Is decreed appropriate For this train journey? The sound of a splash My Hobnob falls to pieces My tea is sullied Every houseplant Suffers a slow painful death I am a monster You're at the seaside A seagull eyes your Magnum You won't win that fight Enjoy this hilarious collection of over 200 haikus that sum up the complex, confusing and often compounding character of the British people - a great stocking filler or secret santa gift!

Regardless of the stories that we have been told and hear about the little
Bethlehem hotel being full , in spite of all of the criticism that we have ... The
Gospel of Luke does not mention Mary and Joseph arriving at Bethlehem at the
last minute .

Author: Joe E. Pennel

Publisher:

ISBN: 0835804925

Category: Advent

Page: 126

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I T sounds unbelievable that a word like Bethlehem , so glorious and beautiful ,
could be made a synoym for confusion and disorder . ... The frantic pushing
through mobs in last minute Christmas shopping , the carousing on Christmas
Eve , the inordinate cating and drinking on ... Going up , room for six more , ” “
Don't push .

Author: Cornelius Krahn

Publisher:

ISBN: STANFORD:36105013884080

Category: Mennonites

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meier , vice president of Bethlehem Steel Company , in charge of its Shipbuilding
Division , appeared before Senator Potter's ... the responsible Government
officials to lock themselves in a room and listen to all ; ( 2 ) lock themselves in a
room and listen to each individual ... Congress , notably the tanker trade - in bill ,
which did not pass in the last minute rush , and the ship mortgage bill , which did
pass .

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ISBN: STANFORD:36105015338721

Category: Marine engineering

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And in particular the statement that “ there was no room for them in the inn ” has
given rise to a slant in the Christmas story which may be a long ... They fail in
their last - minute frantic search for accommodation , and so they have to lodge in
a dingy smelly stable located ... The statement that “ While they were in
Bethlehem , the time came for her to have her baby ” ( 442 THE BIBLE
TRANSLATOR ( VOL .

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Publisher:

ISBN: UCAL:B3279580

Category: Bible

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The event , honoring all forms of transportation , will be in the Bethlehem hotel ,
Bethlehem , Pa . ... Its inclusion is a last - minute operation and , olthough we try
to make it error proof , We cannot be responsible for any errors or failure to insert
 ...

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Publisher:

ISBN: UOM:39015020935329

Category: Railroads

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Small and large bell pull cables and large bell counterweight cable — These
cables could be expected to last about two years but actually wore out only ... We
use sectionalized ropes at Bethlehem , but I think it would take us fifteen minutes
to get the bell levers locked up . ... The minute the furnace is full , the man in the
motor room locks out all the switches and then immediately notifies the men on
top .

Author: Association of Iron and Steel Engineers

Publisher:

ISBN: UOM:39076001056618

Category: Iron industry and trade

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1956 AISE SPRING CONFERENCE LORD BALTIMORE HOTEL , BALTIMORE ,
MD . ... Authors and chairmen who participated in the various technical sessions
got together at breakfast to work out last - minute details . Rolling mill session ( 3 )
included : H. I. Smith , Jones & Laughlin Steel Corp. , J. C. Seibert , Bethlehem
Steel Co. , and H. H. Campbell , Phoenix Manufacturing Co .; ( seated ) , and
C. S. ...

Author: Association of Iron and Steel Engineers

Publisher:

ISBN: UOM:39015018427115

Category: Electric engineering

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Everyone other Bethlehem , of the one I learned this year , as so many pilgrims
do ... Of disfestivities will have a different tenor : barring Bethlehem . tant ,
imagined evenings draped in snow that is some last - minute hitch , this is the first
time in Itzhak is not only a driver ... is cele- with one hand and pointing freely with
the with one hand and pointing freely with the rises in every living room , even in
my own ...

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ISBN: STANFORD:36105017439790

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My son Rusty worked the front desk at inns for a while , and he tells me this is a
horrible moment of truth for the clerk ! That family stopped at the ... It ' s Joseph
and Mary in Bethlehem ... In actual fact , an innkeeper might have a room
available if there had been a last - minute cancellation or a no - show without a
guarantee .

Author: William B. Walton

Publisher: Harpercollins

ISBN: UOM:49015000015603

Category: Employee motivation.

Page: 242

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Suggesting that the most critical factor is achieving prosperity and prestige is an executive's attitude toward his workers, the author, founder of the Holiday Inn--the largest hotel chain in the world--offers practical guidance for executive management

... last - minute oanoellations for 89 rooms . Each is worth about 320 ringgit a
night , or $ 85 under Malaysia ' s sharply devalued ourrenoy . A U . S . official
involved in planning Clinton ' s trip : " We ' re trying to get rid of all the spare
rooms and ...

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ISBN: UVA:X006059119

Category: Political campaigns

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No Room for Them in the Inn Last - minute shoppers , pushing to find a place in
line for a final purchase . We know the feeling of waiting in line and being passed
by someone bolder and pushier . The holy couple comes to Bethlehem .

Author: Stephen J. Carter

Publisher:

ISBN: 0570058163

Category: Religion

Page: 384

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More than 350 comforting messages in large print help readers focus on the living God.

There were 35 members and guests present for the dinner and 55 for the
technical portion of the meeting in the Sphinx room of the Hotel Traylor . Our Bob
Schin has been doing some talking and traveling of late ! For instance , Sept. 12 ,
Bob ...

Author:

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ISBN: CHI:097896052

Category: Quality control

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No last - minute rescue occurs . No footnote adds that Bethlehem really didn ' t
have that many boys aged two years and under , as if that would make the act
any less obscene . No explanation rationalizes that the children or the parents ...

Author: John Indermark

Publisher: Upper Room

ISBN: 0835809471

Category: Religion

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Indermark helps readers prepare for Christmas as he "sets the stage" of the season by looking at the backdrop (four prophets of Israel), the scenery (four settings), the choruses (four groups), & actors (main characters in the Christmas drama).

In other words , out of last - minute an optimistic precaution . ... on their way to
Bethlehem ) , its emotional appeal is more than basic enough to take away from it
the stamp of “ For Christmas only . ... assemble a cast that impressively includes
Kings arrive and stop in their hovel overin love in the refreshment room of a
Maurice ...

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: UCSC:32106006148347

Category: Business and politics

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Author: Michelin Travel Publications

Publisher: Michelin Travel Publications

ISBN: UOM:39015051557430

Category: Travel

Page: 288

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This guide to Prague is the perfect travel companion, offering suggestions on what to see and do, background on history and cultural heritage, and a selection of hotels and restaurants in Prague.

Our first child will be born , not in a stable located in Bethlehem of Judea , but in a
stable - like parsonage in Clinton ... The young minister was sitting next to the big
window in the front room of the parsonage , making some last minute changes ...

Author: Adolf Ingram Frantz

Publisher: Dorrance Publishing Company

ISBN: STANFORD:36105037260531

Category: Teachers

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