Lawyers from Hell Joke Book

Lawyers from Hell Joke Book

Lawyers abide by the three R ' s : This is ours , that ' s ours , everything is ours ! *
* * By the time my lawyer found out he had no talent for law , he was too
successful to give it up ! * * * One Christmas , a corporate lawyer named Ronald
goes to ...

Author: Ellie Grossman

Publisher: Signet Book

ISBN: 0451177584

Category: Humor

Page: 140

View: 979

A collection of jokes contributed by lawyers themselves, offers a humorous look at the supposed greed and amorality of the profession
Categories: Humor

Lawyers in Hell

Lawyers in Hell

Souls you hate to love and souls you love to hate reunite for Lawyers in Hell, in twenty-two infernal tales from the underworlds, where Injustice must be served.

Author: Janet Morris

Publisher: Perseid Publishing

ISBN: 0615490190

Category: Fiction

Page: 498

View: 981

Heaven lays down the law and Hell gets more hellish as the greatest shared universe of all time makes its malevolent return. Souls you hate to love and souls you love to hate reunite for Lawyers in Hell, in twenty-two infernal tales from the underworlds, where Injustice must be served.
Categories: Fiction

Lawyers in Hell

Lawyers in Hell

Heaven lays down the law and Hell gets more Hellish in Lawyers in Hell, marking the return of Heroes in Hell, the greatest shared universe of all times.

Author: Janet Morris

Publisher: Kerlak Enterprises

ISBN: 1937035018

Category: Science fiction, American

Page: 456

View: 964

Heaven lays down the law and Hell gets more Hellish in Lawyers in Hell, marking the return of Heroes in Hell, the greatest shared universe of all times. The Commandments weren't merely suggestions - and there were over three hundred of them. And now, as the Higher Powers send auditors through the underworlds to dispense yet greater injustice, heroes and villains from all of history are about to be reminded that sin doesn't pay ... and in Hell, neither does virtue. All this and more peril in Perdition await in 22 tales that will make you fear for your immortal soul...."
Categories: Science fiction, American

Hot Springs and Hell

Hot Springs and Hell

Author: Vance Randolph

Publisher:

ISBN: UOM:39015008536263

Category: Folklore

Page: 297

View: 910

Categories: Folklore

Shakespeare s Insults for Lawyers

Shakespeare s Insults for Lawyers

Hell could not possibly be within ourselves because hell is always in the
company of lawyers . Hell is meant to be a rather annoying place where things
don ' t quite work out and a lot of people bother each other . Such conflict , as we
know , is ...

Author: William Shakespeare

Publisher: Clarkson Potter Publishers

ISBN: STANFORD:36105060395311

Category: Reference

Page: 80

View: 986

Gathers more than 190 insults targeted toward the legal profession, including insults for clients to give to lawyers and vice versa
Categories: Reference

The Moment of Choice Do Lawyers Go to Hell

The Moment of Choice  Do Lawyers Go to Hell

Thinking this a joke, but it was his moment of choice! Elliott makes a different moment of choice, so different it is unexpected. Read how Elliott left Earth going to Heaven and other paranormal events.

Author: Rebecca M. Bounds

Publisher: Do Lawyers Go to Hell

ISBN: 1723966908

Category: Fiction

Page: 94

View: 121

At some time in everyone's life, one has a moment of choice. It was the same for Elliott whom all through High School was preparing to follow in his dad footstep to become a Lawyer. His senior year he received a full schoolship to Harvard. All was going as planned until his best friend who became a Christian, brought Elliott a book titled WHY LAWYERS GO TO HELL? Thinking this a joke, but it was his moment of choice! Elliott makes a different moment of choice, so different it is unexpected. Read how Elliott left Earth going to Heaven and other paranormal events.
Categories: Fiction

Welcome to Hell

Welcome to Hell

It's hard to blame my lawyers — I realize they have to live in their communities
and live with the DA for years . I do blame the process ; the public puts so much
pressure on the DAs to get a conviction on a capital case that the rules governing
a ...

Author: Jan Arriens

Publisher:

ISBN: UOM:39015041083992

Category: Social Science

Page: 255

View: 746

Categories: Social Science

Hell No We Won t Go

Hell No  We Won t Go

I was in a law firm that had been very active in the National Lawyers Guild ; I ' d
done a lot of work in Mississippi in Freedom Summer ( 1964 ) . By the end of
1966 , we had a fairly active antidraft movement going in this country . I was one
of the ...

Author: Sherry Gershon Gottlieb

Publisher: Viking Press

ISBN: 0670839353

Category: Vietnam War, 1961-1975

Page: 274

View: 704

Explains the draft system of the Vietnam War era and utilizes personal accounts to look at the experiences and alternative actions of the young men who chose draft evasion and resistance
Categories: Vietnam War, 1961-1975

Attorneys from Hell

Attorneys from Hell

Author: Morey Stettner

Publisher:

ISBN: OCLC:48204526

Category: Attorney and client

Page: 73

View: 254

Categories: Attorney and client

United States Code Service Lawyers Edition

United States Code Service  Lawyers Edition

Steamer was at fault for not changing course on meeting tug and tow , even
though her failure to do 193. -Hell Gate so was based on justifiable desire to
keep away from With ebb tide , it is practice , in Hell Gate navigaknown rock in
harbor .

Author: United States

Publisher:

ISBN: UOM:35112203445855

Category: Law

Page:

View: 547

Categories: Law

The Lawyer

The Lawyer

Do Lawyers Ever Go To Hell ? And bitterly , in sharp refrain , Began to protest
and complain ; " Though I may grin , I'm really sad , By E. LYNDSEY BOURKE of
the N. Y. Bar " These countless ages I have had " A kingdom wide , of endless
heat ...

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: UCAL:B4001668

Category: Law

Page:

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Categories: Law

Who the Hell is William Loeb

Who the Hell is William Loeb

But Loeb had one more " new " target for his personal vendettas — lawyers ,
judges and the New Hampshire Bar Association . On January 30 , 1969 , William
Loeb had been invited by the membership of the New Hampshire Bar
Association to ...

Author: Kevin Cash

Publisher:

ISBN: UCAL:$B396397

Category: Manchester Union Leader

Page: 472

View: 467

A biography of William Loeb, an American journalist who worked for the 'Labor Union Leader' journal.
Categories: Manchester Union Leader

Where The Hell Is Tuvalu

Where The Hell Is Tuvalu

But he never dared ask the octogenarian Tuvaluan chief why he sat immobilised by a massive rock permanently resting on his groin.Well, you wouldn't, would you? This is the story of a UK lawyer colliding with a Pacific island culture.

Author: Philip Ells

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9780753547854

Category: Travel

Page: 288

View: 917

How does a young City lawyer end up as the People's Lawyer of the fourth-smallest country in the world, 18,000 kilometres from home? We've all thought about getting off the treadmill, turning life on its head and doing something worthwhile. Philip Ells dreamed of turquoise seas, sandy beaches and palm trees, and he found these in the tiny Pacific island state of Tuvalu. But neither his Voluntary Service Overseas briefing pack nor his legal training could prepare him for what happened there. He learned to deal with rapes, murders, incest, the unforgivable crime of pig theft and to look a shark in the eye. But he never dared ask the octogenarian Tuvaluan chief why he sat immobilised by a massive rock permanently resting on his groin.Well, you wouldn't, would you? This is the story of a UK lawyer colliding with a Pacific island culture. The fallout is moving, dramatic, bewildering and often hilarious.
Categories: Travel

California Trial Lawyers Journal

California Trial Lawyers Journal

By way of community feeling , the entering deputy district attorney soon learns
that he is called upon continually to answer his charge or lack of charge to such
barber shop lawyer inquiries as " What the hell ' s the matter , he admitted it , didn
' t ...

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: UCAL:B4335507

Category: Law

Page:

View: 417

Categories: Law

What the Hell is Justice

 What the Hell is Justice

Author: Paul Hoffman

Publisher:

ISBN: STANFORD:36105044056666

Category: Criminal justice, Administration of

Page: 247

View: 671

Categories: Criminal justice, Administration of

Malpractice Seminar and Criminal Law Seminar Eighth Circuit American Trial Lawyers Association May 12 and 13 1967 Rapid City South Dakota

Malpractice Seminar and Criminal Law Seminar  Eighth Circuit  American Trial Lawyers Association  May 12 and 13  1967  Rapid City  South Dakota

He was the State Attorney for the central part of Florida , which comprised four
counties . ... I learned that people respect a lawyer who is legitimate and a lawyer
who may give them hell , but who maintains his position and does it honorably .

Author: Wilda Woodbury

Publisher:

ISBN: STANFORD:36105044393374

Category: Criminal procedure

Page: 243

View: 744

Categories: Criminal procedure

Lawyers

Lawyers

Author: Patrick Regan

Publisher:

ISBN: 0760755523

Category: Law

Page: 264

View: 184

Categories: Law

Lawyers Other Reptiles

Lawyers   Other Reptiles

A lawyer died and immediately went to hell for his many professional sins . As the
Devil was leading him deeper and deeper into hell , closer and closer to the
hottest fires , he noticed another lawyer making passionate love to an absolutely
 ...

Author: Jess M. Brallier

Publisher: McGraw-Hill Companies

ISBN: STANFORD:36105060435430

Category: Humor

Page: 102

View: 343

"Quips, quotations, and curses sure to make any lawyer's client, friend (if any), or relative smile knowingly." --Bookazine Bulletin
Categories: Humor

The Super lawyers

The Super lawyers

... it was a clear - cut violation of the Robinson - Patman act , because it was as
discriminatory as hell . Apparently one of the unfavored customers had
complained to his lawyer , who in turn had complained to the Federal Trade
Commission .

Author: Joseph C. Goulden

Publisher:

ISBN: UCAL:B4176758

Category: Law firms

Page: 408

View: 326

Categories: Law firms