Little Black Book of Dog Jokes

Little Black Book of Dog Jokes

Hereis a book to celebrate them all. The Little Black Book of Dog Jokes is a compact treasury of canine humor that simply takes the biscuit. Packed with dog jokes, dog riddles, quips, quotes, “dogma,” and doggerel, it's guaranteed to ...

Author: Suzanne Schwalb

Publisher: Peter Pauper Press, Inc.

ISBN: 9781441300263

Category: Humor

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Besides being man's best friends, our canine companions turn out to be some of the world's best comedians, from puppy antics that convulse us into giggles, to the pranks of older furry friends that keep us chortling at life's follies. Here is a compact treasury of canine humor that simply takes the biscuit. Packed with dog jokes, dog riddles (''What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull''), quips and quotes (''Never moon a werewolf''),''dogma,'' doggerel, and much more, such as dog license errors (''Alaskan Malibu,'' ''Borderline Collie''), it's guaranteed to have you howling with laughter. Note: Some ''mature'' (actually immature) content.
Categories: Humor

Peter Pauper Press fine gifts since 1928

Peter Pauper Press fine gifts since 1928

Little Black Books 160 pages unless otherwise noted 4-1 / 4 " wide x 5-3 / 4 " high Books lie flat for ease of use Elastic band place holder THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF DOG JOKES new ! A Jack Russell went to the emplos ment agency to look ...

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The Little Black Book of Dirty Jokes

The Little Black Book of Dirty Jokes

Employee Relations The secretary walked into her boss's office and announced: “I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. ... In a moment of inspiration, he dropped to the floor and pretended to fight off the affectionate dog.

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Publisher: Peter Pauper Press, Inc.

ISBN: 9781441300287

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This raunchy little collection of smutty jokes serves up obscene amounts of fodder for every tasteless occasion. No one escapes its gritty pages, from doctors and ministers to donkeys and octogenarians. Warning: Mature (actually immature) Content.
Categories: Humor

Dog Fancy

Dog Fancy

GREENSTUFFY UNIVERSITY CSI : FORENSIC SCIENCES PROGRAM NEWSHOUND CRIME SCENE The Gourdo interactive toy is made ... Maryann Mott - PAWTURNER DNA testing nabs ' unscoopers ' TNE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF DOG JOKES The Little Black Book of Dog ...

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ISBN: CORNELL:31924108287115

Category: Dogs

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Bitch Moi

Bitch  Moi

Log Book FOOD AND DRINK Boozter Shots Kit Please Note : New titles listed in RED • → symbol after titles indicates Inspire ... I am Woman , I am Invincible , I am Tired Little Black Book of Dirty Jokes Little Brown Book of Corporate ...

Author: Nancy Rider Hunt

Publisher: Peter Pauper Press, Inc.

ISBN: 1593598645

Category: Drama

Page: 88

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In this celebration of the bitch within, retro women bust down the walls without breaking a nail or mussing their hair. Nancy Rider Hunt, whose cards and magnets are sold nationwide, illustrated Bitch? Moi? With campy photo collages.If you find yourself wondering if he's worth shaving your legs for, if your inner diva just wants to get down and dirty once in a while, if you prefer your men tranquilized and tagged, make this book your manifesto and join the audacious sisterhood of women who know what they want and how to get it. Serve up some attitude with a twist as you tell the world: "It's Ms. Bitch to you!" Illustrated with photos or winsome artwork, Keepsakes are books to treasure and share. 72 pp, hardcover. 6 1/4" square.
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Frog Books Kids Snake Pictures Book Dog Jokes

Frog Books Kids   Snake Pictures Book   Dog Jokes

Animal Books For Children 3 In 1 Box Set Kate Cruise & Timmie. For breeding, groups of blacklegged poison dart frogs gather. Males are vocal and will call to females with a pleasing trill. If the female frog is sufficiently impressed, ...

Author: Kate Cruise & Timmie

Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC

ISBN: 9781634281898

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 246

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This 3 In 1 Box Set Compilation includes Kate Cruise's & Timmie Guzzmann's intriguing and interesting frog & snake fact book for kids plus the LOL Dr. Seuss style dog jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious dogrhyming verses for kids. The compilation includes: Book 1: 265 Million Years Ago...Until Today...FROGS ROCK! Frog And Toad, Frog Pictures For Kids, Kids Book About Frogs Book 2: Snake Adventure Book: Discover Amazing Snakes, Snake Pictures, Snakes As Pets Book 3: Book: Humor Dogs: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! Book 1: Does your child love cute frogs and toads? Inside the frog and toad discovery book your child will learn about things like: * What Is The History Of Frogs? * What Are The Differences Between Frogs & Toads * Where Are Frogs Found All Over The World? * Why Do Frogs Have Moist Skin & Why Do They Shed Their Skin? * Which Are The Most Poisonous Frogs On Earth? * The Weirdest Looking Toads & Frogs * The Absolute Most Bizarre & Weirdest Frogs On Earth * Do All Frogs Sound The Same? * Some Ultimate Answers To The Question Why Do Frogs Rock? * Curious & Intriguing Facts lots more... Book 2: Does your child love gracious & beautiful snakes? Inside the snake discovery book you'll learn: * Ancient Snake Origins * Where Do Snakes Hang Out? * The Secrets Of A Snake's Skin * Do Snakes Have A 6th Sense? * What Is A Snake's Defense Tactic? * Can Snakes Fly & Other Snake Specialities * 16 Amazing Non-Venomous Snakes * Most Beautiful Snakes On Earth * Snakes As Pets Lots More... Book 3: Inside you'll find jerky dog moments like: * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Egocentric Pesky Perks * A Jerk's Agenda * Soggy Doggy * Proud Peeing Moments * Barking Without A Spark * The Flirt-SchooledLord Of Misrule & much more... Lots More... Get this 3 In 1 box set compilation today because buying this kid book compilation gives you more value for a smaller prize, but you can also buy each book individually.
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The Little Black Book of Dog Jokes

The Little Black Book of Dog Jokes

Here is a compact treasury of canine humor that simply takes the biscuit. Packed with dog jokes, dog riddles, quips, quotes, "dogma," and doggerel, it's guaranteed to have you howling with laughter. 144 pages. (MATURE CONTENT)

Author: Suzanne Schwalb

Publisher: Peter Pauper Press, Inc.

ISBN: 1593598386

Category: Humor

Page: 144

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Besides being man's best friends, our canine companions turn out to be some of the world's best comedians, from puppy antics that convulse us into giggles, to the pranks of older furry friends that keep us chortling at life's follies. Here is a compact treasury of canine humor that simply takes the biscuit. Packed with dog jokes, dog riddles, quips, quotes, "dogma," and doggerel, it's guaranteed to have you howling with laughter. 144 pages. (MATURE CONTENT)
Categories: Humor

Jack s Black Book

Jack s Black Book

I had just started eighth grade and it was open season again for jokes about my IQ level . ... “ And if you breathe the stinky dog - poop Pagoda air in their house you'll be paralyzed for life . ” Dad put the car in gear and we slowly ...

Author: Jack Gantos

Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)

ISBN: 9781429978118

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 176

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From the Newbery Medal–winning author of Dead End in Norvelt, the uproarious final volume of Jack Henry stories According to his new motto—A WRITER'S JOB IS TO TURN HIS WORST EXPERIENCES INTO MONEY—Jack Gantos's alter ego Jack Henry is going to be filty rich even before he gets out of junior high, for his life is filled with the worst experiences imaginable. For instance, in the course of the few months covered in this closing cycle of interlinked stories, Jack is humiliated by a gorgeous syncronized swimmer, gets a tattoo the size of an ant on his big toe, flubs an IQ test and nearly fails wood shop, and has to dig up his dead dog not once but twice. And that's not the half of it! At the close of this final book of semi-autobiographical stories, Jack may not end up rolling in dough, but he will prove once again "a survivor, an ‘everyboy' whose world may be wacko but whose heart and spirit are eminently sane" (School Library Journal). This title has Common Core connections.
Categories: Juvenile Fiction

The Treehouse Joke Book

The Treehouse Joke Book

B|RD JOKES 14 BRAINIEASERS 52 CAI & DOG JOKES 68 CHICKEN JOKES 76 COW JOKES 56 DINOSAUR JOKES 92 ELEPHANT JOKES 100 1 i mum i i m i i mi m i i m i is m m i 1 m i mi mom i u m i i m 1, 1 m - i. i. i. i. i. 1 m i is m m i mi m m i u is is ...

Author: Andy Griffiths

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

ISBN: 9781529030457

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 304

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Find the perfect silly joke in this collection from Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton, the creators of the internationally bestselling Treehouse series. Q: How do monkeys make toast? A: They put it under a gorilla! Q: What's grey and powdery? A: Instant elephant mix! From Bears to Birds, Penguins to Pirates, School to Space, The Treehouse Joke Book is packed full of hilarious jokes and silly one-liners that will make anyone laugh their socks off. The perfect gift for any Treehouse fan, join Andy and Terry as they find the ideal joke for any occasion!
Categories: Juvenile Nonfiction

The Book of Jokes

The Book of Jokes

Black. As black as the ace of spades!” roared my father. “And no sooner had the butcher fallen than the Lord ... all the water which put out the fire which burnt up the old stick which beat off the black dog that jumped on the grey cat ...

Author: Momus

Publisher: Dalkey Archive Press

ISBN: 9781564785619

Category: Fiction

Page: 189

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The uproarious first novel from cult songwriter Momus, hailed by Mojo as the most underrated man in pop!
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