Paisley Goes with Nothing

Paisley Goes with Nothing

With an irresistible combination of sharp wit, shrewd insight, and great common sense, Paisley Goes with Nothing offers men an invaluable arsenal of survival tactics for thriving in a modern world, including "Two Easy Pieces (Buying a Suit) ...

Author: Hal Rubenstein

Publisher: Main Street Books

ISBN: 9780307767097

Category: Reference

Page: 240

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The best shoes to dance in are sneakers with no tread left. Old ski lift tickets are not a fashion accessory. Nothing is "fun for the whole family" unless the parents are under ten. There's no such thing as classy luggage as long as you have to carry it. With an irresistible combination of sharp wit, shrewd insight, and great common sense, Paisley Goes with Nothing offers men an invaluable arsenal of survival tactics for thriving in a modern world, including "Two Easy Pieces (Buying a Suit)", "Father Knew Zip (How to Shave)", "A Medium Is the Message--But So Is an Extra Large (What Your Wardrobe Says About You)", "Geeks Bearing Gifts (Buying Presents)", "House by You (Entertaining on Your Turf)", and dozens more that are as useful and enlightening as they are ingeniously, universally funny. An indispensable resource for every man (and a godsend for those in search of a perfect gift), it's society's last hope for keeping the word gentleman from becoming obsolete.
Categories: Reference

Paisley Goes with Nothing

Paisley Goes with Nothing

Author: Hal Rubenstein

Publisher:

ISBN: OCLC:37396455

Category: Grooming for men

Page: 226

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Categories: Grooming for men

The Official Rules

The Official Rules

(Hal Rubinstein from Paisley Goes With Nothing, Doubleday, 1995; quoted by Michael Kesterton in his “Social Studies” column in the Toronto Globe and Mail, October 16, 1995.) Rubin's Rules. (1) The easiest way to make money is to stop ...

Author: Paul Dickson

Publisher: Courier Corporation

ISBN: 9780486482101

Category: HUMOR

Page: 448

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According to Murphy's Law, "If anything can go wrong, it will." This humorous hardcover compilation offers variations on the well-known adage, including comic truths related to business matters, excuses, efficiency, and legal jargon.
Categories: HUMOR

Readings

Readings

Soon I was learning that paisley goes with nothing , that one shouldn't wear button - down shirts with classy suits , that linen jackets are hard to care for , and that everybody should have a personal style . What was my style ?

Author: Michael Dirda

Publisher: Indiana University Press

ISBN: 0253338247

Category: Literary Collections

Page: 216

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In these playful, erudite, and idiosyncratically personal essays from the Washington Post Book World, Michael Dirda shares some of the pleasures of the reading life. His subjects range from classics in translation to fantasy and crime fiction; from children's books to American and European literature; from innovative writing to neglected novels; from the dark joys of collecting first editions to the untroubled pleasure of P.G. Wodehouse. Dirda is a writer's reader and a reader's writer. He is a sure guide to good reading from the casual to the scholarly, and his columns are always diverting and informative, always worth coming back to. Readings presents many of his most memorable essays, including "The Crime of His Life" (a youthful caper), "Bookman's Saturday" (the scheming of a book collector), an annotated list of 100 comic novels, "Heian Holiday" (on The Tale of Genji), reflections on sex in literature, "Mr. Wright" (an exemplary high school teacher), "Listening to My Father," "Turning Fifty," and "Millennial Readings." In all these, and in 40 other pieces, Michael Dirda shows us books as sources of aesthetic bliss, comfort, and not least, amusement.
Categories: Literary Collections

Baby s First Tattoo

Baby s First Tattoo

He is the author of It Takes a Village Idiot and was a contributor to Paisley Goes with Nothing by Hal Rubenstein. BARRY BLITT is an editorial illustrator and cartoonist whose work appears in major magazines in North America and Europe.

Author: Jim Mullen

Publisher: A&C Black

ISBN: 0747569207

Category: Baby books

Page: 80

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A hilarious and acerbic alternative to more traditional baby record books
Categories: Baby books

Say It Ain t So

Say It Ain t So

You know fame comes with a price. People are gonna be after you, that ain't nothing new to you. You're Paisley Lawrence, it comes with the territory,” he said, then looked at Landon and added, “Not everyone can deal with that.

Author: La Jill Hunt

Publisher: Urban Books

ISBN: 9781622861194

Category: Fiction

Page: 288

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Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future. The Sensual Seductress, video vixen Paisley Lawrence, and The Prince of Praise, gospel singer Warren Cobb—what an unlikely pair! The media is in a frenzy, and so is Warren's wife, when the two are involved in a near fatal car accident. While the gossipmongers are speculating on what Paisley and Warren were doing together, Paisley is busy wondering who is stalking her and why. All hell breaks loose and the rumors start to fly; lives are threatened, and the truths are untold in a drama-filled tale that could only come from the imagination of La Jill Hunt.
Categories: Fiction

Meet Me on the Paisley Roof

Meet Me on the Paisley Roof

To show that we had renewed confidence in Ronnie, I suggested that he patrol the neighborhood for anything unusual. ... But for all my qualms, this was nothing compared to what a Hellcat pilot had to go through before the mission, ...

Author: Murray Tillman

Publisher: Hillcrest Publishing Group

ISBN: 9780982093832

Category: Fiction

Page: 316

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Trussell Jones has a problem. He is crazy in love with a beautiful girl named Ellen. The problem? He has no car. His stepmother, who believes that she is spiritually connected to Queen Victoria, won't let him drive. Furthermore, she is afraid Trussell is trying to kill her. Not to be overlooked is the fact that Trussell is being pursued by a gang of armed redneck motorcycle hoods, while his neighbors are preoccupied with changing visions of St. Francis. Just another heartwarming tale of a boy in love with a girl? Hardly. This delightfully quixotic coming-of-age story, set in Columbus, Georgia in the 1950s, truly has something to shock and beguile even the most jaded reader. Its irreverent protagonist will take you on a road trip of hits, near misses, twists, and sudden turns that'll set you on your ear. You'll be unable to put the book down, until you reach its charming yet totally unpredictable conclusion.
Categories: Fiction

New York

New York

“ Our position is that was also a Martin Weiss , and At first , Paris's irreverent creCrispo owes him nothing ... Crispo's eleven - year for the likes of Ron Paisley Goes With Nothing , but Hal legal battle with Robert Court .

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Publisher:

ISBN: STANFORD:36105017440459

Category: New York (N.Y.)

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Categories: New York (N.Y.)

Travel Leisure

Travel   Leisure

Rearrange your hotel room to suit your likes and comfort , " is the advice Hal Rubenstein , the author of Paisley Goes with Nothing : A Man's Guide to Style , gave me years ago . “ Make yourself at home . " mother tongue of the land .

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ISBN: CORNELL:31924095690545

Category: Travel

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Categories: Travel

Year s Best YA Speculative Fiction 2015

Year s Best YA Speculative Fiction 2015

None of us wanted to remember his plushy lips, or his certain kind of smile. ... Paisley was hiccupping and shaking. ... She has to go.” “How?” Paisley said, and her voice was the smallest I'd heard it. “None of us can drive.

Author: Julia Rios

Publisher: Twelfth Planet Press

ISBN: 9781922101518

Category: Fiction

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Fans of Kaleidoscope will find more tales of wonder, adventure, diversity, and variety in this collection devoted to stories with teen protagonists. Our goal is to uncover the best young adult short fiction of the year published in the anthologies dedicated to the form, the occasional special edition of a magazine, and individual pieces appearing in otherwise “adult” anthologies and magazines, and bring them together in one accessible collection. Table of Contents Songs in the Key of You - Sarah Pinsker Blood, Ash, Braids - Genevieve Valentine Mosquito Boy - Felix Gilman The Rainbow Flame - Shveta Thakrar The Sixth Day - Sylvia Anna Hivén For Sale: Fantasy Coffin (Ababuo Need Not Apply) - Chesya Burke Kia and Gio - Daniel José Older Bucket List Found in the Locker of Maddie Price, Age 14, Written Two Weeks Before the Great Uplifting of ll Mankind - Erica L. Satifka Function A.save (target.Dawn) - Rivqa Rafael Noah No-one and the Infinity Machine - Sean Williams Forgiveness - Leah Cypess Probably Definitely - Heather Morris I'm Only Going Over - Cat Hellisen The Ways of Walls and Words - Sabrina Vourvoulias Reflections - Tamlyn Dreaver Entangled Web - E C Myers Blue Ribbon - Marissa Lingen Bodies are the Strongest Conductors - James Robert Herndon Pineapple Head - Joel Enos Grass Girl - Caroline M. Yoachim The Birds of Azalea Street - Nova Ren Suma
Categories: Fiction