Lovecraft presents an original voice with hints of Douglas Adams and Woody Allen and to those with a taste for the absurd it is a rare treat. The collection contains some prize-winning pieces and many that have never before been seen.
Author: Thaddeus Lovecraft
Urbane, absurd, intelligent, satirical and darkly funny. Lovecraft presents an original voice with hints of Douglas Adams and Woody Allen and to those with a taste for the absurd it is a rare treat. The collection contains some prize-winning pieces and many that have never before been seen. Subjects tackled include: sex with bees, slimming for cannibals, your imminent death and Noel Edmonds.
Author: Funny Puns PublishingPublish On: 2019-08-22
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Publisher: Independently Published
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Sodden Fairfield, sodden Fairfield, Has no use for bread and butter, Rum for
breakfast, rum for dinner, Rum for tea, and rum for supper! We are easy-going in
our village, but we didn't like that. Of course we soon found out where the young ...
Author: Dorothy Scarborough
Publisher: BoD – Books on Demand
Reproduction of the original: Humorous Ghost Stories by Dorothy Scarborough
Author: Distinctive JournalsPublish On: 2019-11-27
2020 Daily Planner Funny Humorous Rum Plans 388 Pages contains one whole page for every day of the year.
Author: Distinctive Journals
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... be after murdering me ~ I was not oncivil to ye . Go back to Pate Dogan ' s wid
me now , and I will trate ivery one of yees . " “ We don ' t drink rum — rum — rum .
” " And are ye all Father Mathew men ? " 106 IRISH DIALECT RECITATIONS .
HORATIO RECOMMENDS RUM AND MILK . 73 “ Ah ! ” said Bumpkin , “ I can
teach ' ee summat , can't I , though thee comes from town ; and I be only a country
clown farmer ? ” “ I should just like to come down a month on trial , that's all ,
Rum ti , & c . And now - for the truth must be told , Though none of a ' prentice
should speak illHe stole from the till all the And ate the lump - sugar and treacle .
In vain did his master exclaim , Dear George , do n't engage with that dragon ;
It is as expensive to keep a hogsheac of rum over winter as a horse . " ' Ab , ” says
the Indiar , “ I can't see through that : he won't eat so much hay maybe he drink as
much water . ” This was sheer wit , pur : satire , and true humor , —humor , wit ...
... and presently returning with the tumbler halffull of pine - apple rum , advanced
to the kettle which was singing gaily on the hob , mixed his grog , stirred it ,
sipped it , sat down , and taking a long and hearty pull at the rum and water ,
Author: John WIGHT (of “The Morning Herald.”.)Publish On: 1824
Tom Nagle is an honest , hard - faced , sandy - whiskered Emeralder , who takes
out a drop of the rum or the whiskey , now and then , into the country , to make an
honest penny of that same . It so happened that , one Tuesday night , he went ...
VOT A RUM CHAP ” -SAYS I , A LARFIN REDDY TO BUSTVOT A RUM CHAP TO
GO OVER THE ' EDGE THAT VAY ! VEN HERE'S A RIGLAR GAIT TO RIDE
THROUGH ! " -and so , i driv on , but somehow , sam , i couldn't help a thinkin as
Yes , Jamie has bulk , yet it damps not his glee , But his flashes o ' fancy come
fervid and free ; As bright frae his brain , as if lively “ Queen Mab ” Held nightly
communings wi ' Jamie M Nab . He tells sic queer stories , and rum funny jokes ,
King Rum , " ses I ; “ that very tyrant that's got you by the guzzle now , and he'll
have you choked down on yer knees to him fore a half hour if you don't
revolutionize on him and quit him . " The feller stopped and looked rite down in
the fire - then ...
I say it's not fair . I'm not treated well . You are always taking the leading part in
everything . FERRET . ( Aside to GRIPP . ) I told you he was the head . BROWN . (
Crosses R. ) Now look here , Butts . Hullo , my candles alight , that's a rum go ...
But there is no story of heroism or patriotism with rum for its hero . The battles of
this world , my son , have been fought for grander things than free whiskey . The
heroes who fall in the struggles for rum , fall shot in the neck , and their
On the point of agency , he put the illustration of a wife ' s ordering “ five
puncheons of rum and five hogsheads of sugar , ” as an example of an excessive
order , but his lordship did not have the temerity to intimate that , if the five
puncheons of ...
Giving the Jokes, Experiences, and Characters of Many Citizens of Wenham 30
Years Ago, and People of the Present ... Great improvements now have come ,
Folks drink the water sans the rum ; But Ezra , farther up the town , Where now
... and Billiards , as well as the games with cards at present in vogue , incinding
Baccarat , Duplicate Whist , Cayenne Whist , Hearts , Grabonche , Solo Whist ,
Cinch or High Five , Bridge , Skat , Auction Bridge , Game of 500 , Rum , etc .