Rum Humour Rum Humor

Rum Humour   Rum Humor

Lovecraft presents an original voice with hints of Douglas Adams and Woody Allen and to those with a taste for the absurd it is a rare treat. The collection contains some prize-winning pieces and many that have never before been seen.

Author: Thaddeus Lovecraft

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ISBN: 095745984X

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Page: 140

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Urbane, absurd, intelligent, satirical and darkly funny. Lovecraft presents an original voice with hints of Douglas Adams and Woody Allen and to those with a taste for the absurd it is a rare treat. The collection contains some prize-winning pieces and many that have never before been seen. Subjects tackled include: sex with bees, slimming for cannibals, your imminent death and Noel Edmonds.
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Instant Pirate Just Add Rum

Instant Pirate Just Add Rum

You're looking for a funny Joke or Pun to get all the laughs? Then this is the perfect notebook journal and composition notebook for a good Laugh with your friends and colleagues on 120 sites Dot Grid.

Author: Funny Puns Publishing

Publisher: Independently Published

ISBN: 168804664X

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Page: 122

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You're looking for a funny Joke or Pun to get all the laughs? Then this is the perfect notebook journal and composition notebook for a good Laugh with your friends and colleagues on 120 sites Dot Grid. Awesome premium cover with the best Funny and sarcastic Puns and ironic Jokes For Family and Friends. Why don't you take a look on our other Funny Puns themed notebooks?
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Humorous Ghost Stories

Humorous Ghost Stories

Sodden Fairfield, sodden Fairfield, Has no use for bread and butter, Rum for
breakfast, rum for dinner, Rum for tea, and rum for supper! We are easy-going in
our village, but we didn't like that. Of course we soon found out where the young ...

Author: Dorothy Scarborough

Publisher: BoD – Books on Demand

ISBN: 9783752423846

Category: Fiction

Page: 236

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Reproduction of the original: Humorous Ghost Stories by Dorothy Scarborough
Categories: Fiction

2020 Daily Planner Funny Humorous Rum Plans 388 Pages

2020 Daily Planner Funny Humorous Rum Plans 388 Pages

2020 Daily Planner Funny Humorous Rum Plans 388 Pages contains one whole page for every day of the year.

Author: Distinctive Journals

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ISBN: 1712580175

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Page: 388

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2020 Daily Planner Funny Humorous Rum Plans 388 Pages contains one whole page for every day of the year. See your schedule clearly in 2020! It's time to start planning now to make 2020 an amazing year with this efficient planner. Makes a perfect gag gift for just the right person in your life. You know who that is! Imagine the reactions at the birthday party or holiday gathering when this gift is opened! Each page has marked spaces for the day broken down into hourly segments between 6 AM and 8 PM. There are blank lines at the bottom of each daily page for notes. This planner also includes a full page calendar for each month of 2020 as well as an overview calendar page so you can see the entire year 2020 at a glance. You will also find a list of of notable days in 2020. You or your gift recipient will enjoy the funny alcohol theme paperback cover every time this 2020 planner is used for getting organized, making appointments, and staying on top of everything life throws your way. People say that failing to plan is planning to fail. That won't happen to you when you use this awesome 2020 planner. You or your gift recipient will find many uses for this handy 2020 planner.
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Rum Punch And Chill

Rum Punch And Chill

Use this notebook at home, work or school as a journal, composition book or diary Perfect as a note book for school assignments, meetings or as a personal journal for daily writing, to do lists and more 7.5 x 9.25 inch notebook with soft ...

Author: Delsee Notebooks

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ISBN: 1080362819

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Page: 122

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Use this notebook at home, work or school as a journal, composition book or diary Perfect as a note book for school assignments, meetings or as a personal journal for daily writing, to do lists and more 7.5 x 9.25 inch notebook with soft matte finish cover & 120 pages of white paper
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Baker s Humorous Speaker

Baker s Humorous Speaker

... be after murdering me ~ I was not oncivil to ye . Go back to Pate Dogan ' s wid
me now , and I will trate ivery one of yees . " “ We don ' t drink rumrumrum .
” " And are ye all Father Mathew men ? " 106 IRISH DIALECT RECITATIONS .

Author: George Melville Baker

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ISBN: HARVARD:HNZP1D

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The Humorous Story of Farmer Bumpkin s Lawsuit

The Humorous Story of Farmer Bumpkin s Lawsuit

HORATIO RECOMMENDS RUM AND MILK . 73 “ Ah ! ” said Bumpkin , “ I can
teach ' ee summat , can't I , though thee comes from town ; and I be only a country
clown farmer ? ” “ I should just like to come down a month on trial , that's all ,
when ...

Author: Richard Harris

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ISBN: UOM:35112104154846

Category: Legal stories

Page: 300

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Categories: Legal stories

Humorous Poems of Thomas Hood Including Love and Lunacy Ballads

Humorous Poems of Thomas Hood  Including Love and Lunacy  Ballads

Rum ti , & c . And now - for the truth must be told , Though none of a ' prentice
should speak illHe stole from the till all the And ate the lump - sugar and treacle .
In vain did his master exclaim , Dear George , do n't engage with that dragon ;
She ...

Author: Thomas Hood

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ISBN: UVA:X000982342

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Page: 488

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Half hours with the Best Humorous Authors

Half hours with the Best Humorous Authors

It is as expensive to keep a hogsheac of rum over winter as a horse . " ' Ab , ” says
the Indiar , “ I can't see through that : he won't eat so much hay maybe he drink as
much water . ” This was sheer wit , pur : satire , and true humor , —humor , wit ...

Author: Charles Morris

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ISBN: UIUC:30112106512301

Category: American wit and humor

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Categories: American wit and humor

Elmo s Humorous Speaker

Elmo s Humorous Speaker

... and presently returning with the tumbler halffull of pine - apple rum , advanced
to the kettle which was singing gaily on the hob , mixed his grog , stirred it ,
sipped it , sat down , and taking a long and hearty pull at the rum and water ,
stopped ...

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ISBN: NYPL:33433066585393

Category: Humorous recitations

Page: 338

View: 846

Categories: Humorous recitations

Mornings at Bow Street A selection of the most humorous and entertaining reports which have appeared in the Morning Herald With twenty one illustrative drawings by G Cruikshank

   Mornings at Bow Street  A selection of the most humorous and entertaining reports  which have appeared in the Morning Herald     With twenty one illustrative drawings by G  Cruikshank

Tom Nagle is an honest , hard - faced , sandy - whiskered Emeralder , who takes
out a drop of the rum or the whiskey , now and then , into the country , to make an
honest penny of that same . It so happened that , one Tuesday night , he went ...

Author: John WIGHT (of “The Morning Herald.”.)

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ISBN: BL:A0019482063

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Seymour s Humorous Sketches

Seymour s Humorous Sketches

VOT A RUM CHAP ” -SAYS I , A LARFIN REDDY TO BUSTVOT A RUM CHAP TO
GO OVER THE ' EDGE THAT VAY ! VEN HERE'S A RIGLAR GAIT TO RIDE
THROUGH ! " -and so , i driv on , but somehow , sam , i couldn't help a thinkin as
 ...

Author: Robert Seymour

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ISBN: IND:30000112831908

Category: Caricatures and cartoons

Page: 173

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Categories: Caricatures and cartoons

Humorous Art Songs

Humorous Art Songs

Author: Barbara Meister

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ISBN: UOM:39015009752075

Category: Humorous songs

Page: 86

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Categories: Humorous songs

Poems and songs humorous serious and satirical ed with an intr by R Ford

Poems and songs  humorous  serious and satirical  ed   with an intr   by R  Ford

Yes , Jamie has bulk , yet it damps not his glee , But his flashes o ' fancy come
fervid and free ; As bright frae his brain , as if lively “ Queen Mab ” Held nightly
communings wi ' Jamie M Nab . He tells sic queer stories , and rum funny jokes ,
And ...

Author: Alexander Rodger

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ISBN: OXFORD:590849219

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The Humorous Speaker

The Humorous Speaker

King Rum , " ses I ; “ that very tyrant that's got you by the guzzle now , and he'll
have you choked down on yer knees to him fore a half hour if you don't
revolutionize on him and quit him . " The feller stopped and looked rite down in
the fire - then ...

Author: Oliver Oldham

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ISBN: OSU:32435080007297

Category: Humorous recitations

Page: 408

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Categories: Humorous recitations

Kavanaugh s Humorous Dramas for School Exhibitions and Private Theatricals

Kavanaugh s Humorous Dramas for School Exhibitions and Private Theatricals

I say it's not fair . I'm not treated well . You are always taking the leading part in
everything . FERRET . ( Aside to GRIPP . ) I told you he was the head . BROWN . (
Crosses R. ) Now look here , Butts . Hullo , my candles alight , that's a rum go ...

Author: Mrs. Russell Kavanaugh

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ISBN: CORNELL:31924051601288

Category: Amateur plays

Page: 182

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Categories: Amateur plays

Comic Recitations and Humorous Readings

Comic Recitations and Humorous Readings

But there is no story of heroism or patriotism with rum for its hero . The battles of
this world , my son , have been fought for grander things than free whiskey . The
heroes who fall in the struggles for rum , fall shot in the neck , and their
martyrdom ...

Author: James S. Burdett

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ISBN: UIUC:30112066345429

Category: Readers and speakers

Page: 155

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Categories: Readers and speakers

Humorous Phases of the Law

Humorous Phases of the Law

On the point of agency , he put the illustration of a wife ' s ordering “ five
puncheons of rum and five hogsheads of sugar , ” as an example of an excessive
order , but his lordship did not have the temerity to intimate that , if the five
puncheons of ...

Author: Irving Browne

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ISBN: UOM:39015036697137

Category: Law

Page: 190

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Categories: Law

Poems a Humorous and Historical Collection

Poems  a Humorous and Historical Collection

Giving the Jokes, Experiences, and Characters of Many Citizens of Wenham 30
Years Ago, and People of the Present ... Great improvements now have come ,
Folks drink the water sans the rum ; But Ezra , farther up the town , Where now
the ...

Author: Allen Peabody

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ISBN: CHI:088066624

Category: Wenham (Mass.)

Page: 35

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Categories: Wenham (Mass.)

Barton s Comic Recitations and Humorous Dialogues

Barton s Comic Recitations and Humorous Dialogues

... and Billiards , as well as the games with cards at present in vogue , incinding
Baccarat , Duplicate Whist , Cayenne Whist , Hearts , Grabonche , Solo Whist ,
Cinch or High Five , Bridge , Skat , Auction Bridge , Game of 500 , Rum , etc .

Author: Jerome Barton

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ISBN: NYPL:33433082502117

Category: Humorous recitations

Page: 180

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Categories: Humorous recitations