The Religious Psycho Killer s Shit List

The Religious Psycho Killer s Shit List

The Psycho Killer's Shit List John Scott Ridgway. "No." "Would you be willing to start?" "Cool, man. Hey, the planet is home. Talk to him. Hi, this the planet of drunken stoners?" "Aren't you the same guy that I was just talking to."?

Author: The Psycho Killer's Shit List John Scott Ridgway

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9781435725683

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Page: 288

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The revolutionary comedic short stories, rants, poems, loves and hates of one of the internets most read writers, the host of Peace and Pipedreams, and various other sites.
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Shit List Dude

Shit List Dude

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Author: Agridulce

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 1542851114

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Page: 100

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Have fun with this sassy and classy journal and notebook. Stand out from the crowd with a notebook that makes a fun statement, or just get it to piss other people off without being rude. Agridulce offers a combination of snarky, sarcastic and sweary titles that we are sure you will love! Journal writing : the best way to let your creativity flow Unleash your creativity with a new journal to write in. Our collection of funny and sarcastic journals have been designed with the aim of making you (and others around you) laugh a little! Our writing journals have 100 lined pages, so you can use them to take notes at school or at the office, and have some fun. A journal to write in is a perfect tool to put your ideas on paper, or even to create lists of things you need to get done. Gather all your thoughts on the same place and access your notes any time. A great looking, original notebook is an excellent way to stand from the crowd and even make a statement! Plain old notebooks are boring, so stop being boring and get a new journal to write in from Agridulce's fantastic collection! Notebooks and journals are great presents If you want to surprise a friend or get creative and make an office party gift that is both thoughtful and fun, think about a blank journal . Within our collection, you can find diary's for girls, journals for men and women , and a big series of sarcastic journals if you want to add a witty tone to your message! Check out our fantastic collection right away, and choose your next paper journal to embark on a unique, creative and fun journey. A blank paper journal is also great for sketching or mind mapping, and they make excellent gifts, no matter the occasion. If you are looking for something special to give during the Christmas season, or for a birthday, don't look any further, Agridulce's collection of journals to write in is your answer. A journal to write in : the best tool for students and creative people Keep all your great ideas at hand and never forget important stuff again with a lined journal or a blank notebook . The best thing about our notebooks and journals , is that they have been designed to make you laugh. Select from our vast collection of funny and sarcastic titles and get several of them to make notes, write stories or just make a dream journal : the possibilities are endless.For us, the most important thing is to contribute to your day by helping you and those around you have a great laugh. You can also get dot grid notebooks , or even specialized drawing patterns so you can create beautiful things! Buy a notebook to write in from Agridulce's collection today! We offer a great selection, and we can guarantee your satisfaction. We take pride in caring for our customers, so if you need any assistance, just send us a message and we'll be happy to help. Get a great, unique journal to write in and keep all your important stuff in one place so you never forget what you have to do. Our notebooks and journals are made for fun, innovative and creative spirits, just like you. Check them out today.
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Beach Cottage Chaos

Beach Cottage Chaos

“No way, man. Ain't doin' it, it's mine.” “TJ, don't make me have to haul you in for obstruction. Now unhook the car. ... My sister will just come and bail me out anyway, and you'll be on her shit list, dude.” That was it!

Author: Laura Kehoe

Publisher: iUniverse

ISBN: 9781475909791

Category: Fiction

Page: 244

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Holly Robinson has no idea when she purchases an abandoned waterfront resort in Florida that her life is going to change forever. She becomes the victim of bad juju when she finds a lifeless body lying on a kitchen floor and another victim left for dead in one of her cottages, and Holly begins to wonder what could possibly happen next. Now some of Holly's lingerie is missing, her beloved Aunt Tess and another guest have disappeared, and hurricane warnings have just been issued. Resolved to bring her aunt and guest home safely, Holly enlists the services of her ex-boyfriend, charter captain and official scum-of-the-earth, Quint Chambers. Along with the island cops, Holly and Quint stumble across the bloodied vehicle the women were last seen in, submerged in the murky mangroves of the intercoastal waterway. As the storm spirals out of control and takes aim for the resort, the number of missing people continues to mount and the list of suspects holds few names. But even though Quint is still carrying a torch for Holly, he fears his past has come back to haunt him, putting those he loves in grave danger. In this romantic tale of suspense, it is up to Holly and Quint to solve a complex mystery dangling over their little piece of paradise-before a killer strikes again.
Categories: Fiction

Retail Hell

Retail Hell

HOT DUDE: “Expensive store. What do you sell? (Prayer request denied. God went straight to my shit list.) FREEMAN: “Umm . . . handbags.” HOT DUDE: “What?” (They always said “what?” like I was speaking in tongues.) ...

Author: Freeman Hall

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781440508769

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 288

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From Act I: "I think you left these behind," I said, handing them to her. This happens all the time when women try to return bags they've used. Tampons, lipstick, coins, Tic Tacs, and condoms are the top treasures found. "Greasy" let out a sigh as if I were the problem. "I really don't see what the problem is here. It's none of your business what I keep in my handbag." It is when my commission is at stake! I'm not your Designer Handbag Rental Service! My name is not BagBorrowOrSteal.com! This is a place Freeman Hall, a twenty-year veteran "on the floor," knows well. While delivering side-splitting stories alongside brutally cynical commentary, Freeman recounts his most shocking experiences in Retail Hell. From the time he was attacked by a customer's four-year-old, who grabbed onto his leg like a poodle and wouldn't let go, to the day he found the fitting room walls covered in s**t, Freeman has seen and heard (smelled and felt) it all! Horrifying and hilarious, this behind-the-scenes look at what really goes on at the Big Fancy Stores is rollicking, ready-to-wear wisdom for readers everywhere.
Categories: Biography & Autobiography

Street Whispers Stories

Street Whispers  Stories

Dude, you killed an old lady!” he said. ... Beat her with her own cane, man. ... Relief, sweet, joyous relief from the hand of a benevolent creator, filled my heart, even though Dave wasn't a guy whose shit list you wanted to be on.

Author: Liam Sweeny

Publisher: All Due Respect, an imprint of Down & Out Books

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 160

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An eclectic collection of pulp, grit and noir stories inspired by the Capital Region of New York, a rust-belt crossroads in the shadow of the city that never sleeps. Here’s a trip led by fat slobs in smoky, vomit-stained cabs, heading to the oasis of the strip club on a street lined with rusted out factories, ventilated with beer cans and rocks. No heroes and villains in these pages, just shades of grey and characters making choices between bad and worse. Tales of woe and macabre, the profane and ordinary dance with each other in a building where the forgotten stay, passing their street whispers like bottles from the bottom shelf.
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White Rabbit

White Rabbit

“Lyle's not some dude in a sweater vest making shift schedules at fucking Applebee's, Rufus. ... if he'd just seen Lyle waste Fox, then blackmailing him over it wouldn't exactly be a shortcut off the guy's shit list. white rabbit ◊ 185.

Author: Caleb Roehrig

Publisher: Feiwel & Friends

ISBN: 9781250085641

Category: Young Adult Fiction

Page: 288

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Caleb Roehrig, author of Last Seen Leaving, delivers another spellbinding YA murder mystery in White Rabbit. Rufus Holt is having the worst night of his life. It begins with the reappearance of his ex-boyfriend, Sebastian—the guy who stomped his heart out like a spent cigarette. Just as Rufus is getting ready to move on, Sebastian turns up out of the blue, saying they need to "talk." Things couldn’t get worse, right? Then Rufus gets a call from his sister April, begging for help. He and Sebastian find her, drenched in blood and holding a knife beside the dead body of her boyfriend, Fox Whitney. April swears she didn’t kill Fox. Rufus knows her too well to believe she’s telling him the whole truth, but April has something he needs. Her price is his help. Now, with no one to trust but the boy he wants to hate yet can’t stop loving, Rufus has one night to clear his sister’s name . . . or die trying.
Categories: Young Adult Fiction

Control Room

Control Room

for wanting to serve his country by shooting bad guys instead of doing research. ... a final sip of coffee and stood up, “if I were a bad guy, Major Jake Pendleton is the last dude in the world whose shit-list I would want to be on.

Author: Mike Miller, Jr.

Publisher: Strategic Book Publishing & Rights Agency

ISBN: 9781948260695

Category: Fiction

Page: 456

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The ancient Nazca lines, Peru. For years they have been there, looking up at the stars, and only visible from the air. Archaeologist Alisa Bellsong is part of the excavation of Cahuachi, the religious epicenter of the ancient civilization responsible for creating these ancient wonders. One evening, she discovers an astounding, futuristic chamber buried deep beneath the central temple. Inside is modern technology that was obviously not put there by the Nazca. A few months later, after the militarization of the project, physicist Dr. Robert Wade, after many weeks of calculations, learns the terrible truth of what was buried so many years ago. But before he can brief the rest of the team, he and the head archaeologist disappear, soldiers guarding the chamber are found dead, and the technology has been activated. Enter Dr. Jake Pendleton. A one-of-a-kind genius physicist, as well as a heroic member of the Army’s Delta force, Jake’s unique skills make him the only one who could make sense of what’s happened. He also has a personal stake, because Dr. Wade was his mentor. With Alisa’s help, Jake must answer the questions everyone is asking. What is this thing? What happened to the scientists? Why was the technology activated and what does it do? And most importantly, can it be stopped?
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Alchemist V

Alchemist V

young man she used to love. ... Well, I'm going to shit-list this McAlister dude for sure! No more calls from him!” “Don't shit-list him! ... With that, Kylie left for the kitchen, only too glad to escape the star's shit-faced mood.

Author: Jack Groverland

Publisher: Balboa Press

ISBN: 9781982267872

Category: Fiction

Page: 336

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Alchemist V is a novel that reveals the true identity of V and his amazing powers. It is a story of intrigue, suspense and paranormal mystery, with a touch of wry humor. It involves a priest who has lost his faith, a Hollywood actor on the verge of stardom, a millennial girl in search of life’s meaning, an old detective who is both cunning and senile, and the Alchemist V who has been alive since the ninth century, living in stolen bodies down through the ages. The chance meeting of these characters and their subsequent relationships result in mayhem, lust, murder, love and transcendental magic. You will be shocked over and over again as you try to anticipate what will happen next in this wonderfully twisted thriller about people trying to hold on to their views of reality. Your own views will be seriously challenged by V.
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Cupid s Playground

Cupid s Playground

“Man, Mel, don't ever do this shit again. ... I mean, you called me crying telling me a dude is disrespecting you in the worst way. I just got angry.” “I'm sorry. ... Tell him I said hi No, u on his shit list ?? Explain later.

Author: Nichole A. Carter

Publisher: AuthorHouse

ISBN: 9781491898048

Category: Fiction

Page: 304

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I feel my heart racing when I see his face. I lose all my words when he smiles at me. My best moments are alone in my bed when I dream of him. He's my best friend. I feel intoxicated by his touch. Suffocation when he's near. Motivated when I see his girlfriend, to let him know I'm the one. His name is Jason. It's confession time. I'm in love with my best friend. My name is Melissa, and I've been best friends with Jason since grade school. It's now senior year, and I'm determined to let him know how I feel about him. With the help of Cupid and my friend, Kerri, I hope to find the words to tell him how I feel. The feelings that I have for this man is unexplainable. I desire him in a way that makes me re-think my good girl status. He makes it so easy loving him with his charming, sweet, and gentlemen ways. I can't take being in the friends zone with him anymore. Girlfriend or not, I need his undivided attention. It's wrong to have this much lust for one individual person. I never been kissed. Never been touched, and yet have this undeniable desire for him to be the first everything. I'm stingy and selfish wanting him to leave her altogether. It's senior year, and I'm not stopping, until he's mine.
Categories: Fiction

The Dark Man Collected Edition The Complete Paranormal Thriller Trilogy Horror Books 1 3

The Dark Man  Collected Edition   The Complete Paranormal Thriller Trilogy  Horror Books 1 3

Seems like I might be working my way onto Preston's Shit List, because he turns away from me and tries Dakota. “They would have these meetings there at least once a month, sometimes more. They dressed up in robes and lit these ...

Author: Desmond Doane

Publisher: JCL Publishing

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 736

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A powerful demon has a score to settle, and he knows television's most popular ghost hunter, Ford Atticus Ford, by name. Unlike the unfortunate souls who have passed on to the other side, grudges held by an ancient entity never seem to die. As Ford embarks on one truly terrifying journey with his estranged partner and former friend, Mike Long, one thing is certain...life in the world of paranormal reality will never be the same. *** INCLUDES *** The Dark Man: A Horror Novel Ford Atticus Ford, former host of the hit ghost-hunting reality show Graveyard: Classified, has more than a few regrets--especially after young Chelsea Hopper was attacked by a demon...on live television. Assisting police departments by conducting paranormal investigations and uncovering buried clues now provides Ford with an ounce of redemption, but it will never be enough. What occurred on that long-ago Halloween night was unforgivable, and Ford, chasing ratings and stardom, let it happen. With Graveyard cancelled and his reputation destroyed, Ford sets out to avenge little Chelsea, and to save his own soul--if he can. *** ALSO INCLUDES *** The White Night | The Belly of the Beast ### Popular Themes and Keywords books about ghosts, ghost stories, paranormal thrillers, horror books, horror novels, scary stories, scary books, horror authors, scariest books, creepy books, paranormal investigators, ghost hunters, paranormal research, paranormal detectives, ghost hunting, ghost detectors, 2020, haunted houses, paranormal activity, hauntings, ghost adventures
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Dark Angel

Dark Angel

The big man shrugged. “Could be. This Eyes Only guy, he's on the g's shit list. Politics make me nervous. Plus, this Eyes Only dude, he's messed some people up ... doesn't like to be interfered with. Takes himself way too serious.

Author: Max Allan Collins

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781407061504

Category: Fiction

Page: 256

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If you don't know the show: take one kick-ass, bike-riding genetically-modified girl, created in a government laboratory to become the perfect soldier. Let her escape from the lab and put her on the streets. Throw in more genetically-modified 'siblings' who she tries to locate and pit them against sinister and corrupt government forces. Light torch paper, stand back. If you do know the show: this novel fills in some of the gaps from the ten years between Max's escape from Manticore in 2009 and her current adventures in Seattle in 2019. We meet for the first time Original Cindy, Sketchy, Kendra and Normal, as well as Lydecker and Logan Cale. We see Max working as a cat-burglar in Los Angeles, and then moving to Seattle where she meets various figures from her past and future, and gets involved with a multi-millionaire art collector. The book culminates in a thrilling confrontation at the top of the Seattle Space Needle, where one of Max's siblings dies in order to save her.
Categories: Fiction

Manson in His Own Words

Manson in His Own Words

I purposely turned my back on the guy to watch Tex and the lady go out of the room, thinking he would make a lunge ... Who's got someone on their shit list? ... “There's this dude over in Venice, thinks he's the world's greatest stud.

Author: Nuel Emmons

Publisher: Atlantic Books

ISBN: 9781611859096

Category: True Crime

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We called him a devil and quarantined him behind such labels as 'the most dangerous man alive.' But Charles Manson remains a shocking reminder of our own humanity gone awry. This astonishing book lays bare the life and the mind of a man whose acts left us horrified. His story provides an enormous amount of information about his life and how it led to the Tate-LaBianca murders, and reminds us of the complexity of the human condition. Born in the middle of the Depression to an unmarried fifteen-year-old, Manson lived through a bewildering succession of changing homes and substitute parents, until his mother finally asked the state authorities to assume his care when he was twelve. Regimented and often brutalized in juvenile homes, Manson became immersed in a life of petty theft, pimping, jail terms and court appearances that culminated in seven years of prison. Released in 1967, he suddenly found himself in the world of hippies and flower children, a world that not only accepted him, but even glorified his anti-establishment values. It was a combination that led, for reasons only Charles Manson can fully explain, to tragedy. Manson's story, distilled from seven years of interviews and examinations of his correspondence, provides sobering insight into the making of a criminal mind, and a fascinating picture of the last years of the sixties. No one who wants to understand that time, and the man who helped to bring it to a horrifying conclusion, can miss reading this book.
Categories: True Crime

The Outside Man

The Outside Man

This dude was a dirtbag, no two ways about it. Between the convoy he and his buddies had ambushed and the helicopter they'd blown from the sky, he was definitely on my shit list. Also, now that I could devote some mental energy to the ...

Author: Don Bentley

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 9781984805164

Category: Fiction

Page: 400

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The fight for freedom has sent Matt Drake to some of the world's most dangerous spots. This time the war is coming to his front door. Broad daylight on an Austin, Texas, street and DIA operative Matt Drake is fighting for his life against a highly trained team of assassins. Who are they? Why do they want him dead? How will he protect those closest to him? The answers will take him into some of the most dangerous spots in the Middle East and will put him in the clutches of an old foe known simply as the Devil. It's a world of double crosses, with no boundaries between the guilty and the innocent. It will take all of Drake's wiles to get out alive.
Categories: Fiction

Mi Amor

Mi Amor

“Fuck, dude. You startled me!” I shouted back to him. Caker was just laying on one of those big white toothy grins. ... He must have been on someone's shit list to get sixty days, while the other guy was released in just two weeks.

Author: Thomas Link

Publisher: Page Publishing Inc

ISBN: 9781642143386

Category: Fiction

Page: 320

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Categories: Fiction

Defenseless

Defenseless

Quinn Miller comes up behind me and places a beer in my hand. “Quinn.” I nod. Dude's on my shit list. “One day I'll understand why the hell he thought getting married was a good idea.” “One day you will. Until then, you'll keep being a.

Author: Corinne Michaels

Publisher: BAAE Publishing

ISBN: 9781942834076

Category: Fiction

Page: 314

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From New York Times Bestseller, Corinne Michaels, comes an enemies to lovers Salvation Series STANDALONE romance novel Mark The moment our eyes met, I knew she’d be mine. Charlie thinks she can resist me, but I’ll wear her down. I can see how badly she fights herself. It’s in her eyes, her voice, and the body responds to my touch. My chance to prove how right we are is so close I can taste it. She’ll falter, and when she does, I’ll be ready to win her heart. Charlie My entire life has been focused on one thing—my job. I never allowed a man to distract me from my goal, until Mark Dixon. Now, he’s invading my thoughts, my life, and my heart. This can never work, though, we’re both too stubborn, too calculating, and too controlling. I fight to resist the temptations of his delicious body, seductive smirk, and sarcastic mouth. But I know I’m defenseless against him, and in the end, he’ll force me to surrender.
Categories: Fiction

Nothing Short of Dying

Nothing Short of Dying

“No problem, man, I owe you,” he said, calmly scanning left to right. I'd ridden with him down to Mexico once, a simple matter of ... I nodded, said, “They think they're picking up a bartender from the Cellar—a woman on their shit list.

Author: Erik Storey

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781501124143

Category: Fiction

Page: 320

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"This furiously paced ride into harm's way features a drifter with lethal skills, whose mission to rescue his abducted sister pits him against a ruthless meth kingpin and his army of killers."--Publisher marketing.
Categories: Fiction

The Other Side of Healed

The Other Side of Healed

Is that the man who hurt you? ... were getting back together; my other friend was getting married and expecting a child and now I had a man who loved me and I trusted him. Even the man I once hated somehow made it off of my shit list.

Author: Lauren Radcliffe

Publisher: Booktango

ISBN: 9781468935332

Category: Fiction

Page: 1

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Although confident and vibrant, Angelique is no stranger to the hurts and pains that often times accompany life. She's had more than her share of both. Take part in this meaningful and life changing venture. Watch closely as she tackles some of the most pressing and horrific trials of her life. Share the humor and take delight in the joy as she reveals herself completely. Come and walk with "Angie" as she gives you a front seat look at her life from fear to faith...from broken to healed.
Categories: Fiction

High School is Like Hell

High School is Like Hell

I just went along with the shit because it was my boys. They looked out for me so I ... As much as I heard about Brandeis and Martin Luther King, this school is on the same shit list. ... I was no scrawny dude but I ain't big either.

Author: Patricia Charles

Publisher: iUniverse

ISBN: 9780595189366

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 259

View: 688

This raw, unabashed tale, covers in one digestible gulp, the complexity of life in the urban confines for young Hakeem. He enters high school and suddenly he's a different person. He finds new and dangerous friends and rejects every thing he's been taught. But Hakeem is uneasy. All he wants is the attention of girls but his friends are about other things. Robbing the kids from the ivy league school acros the street from theirs. He is caught up in the hype and is soon arrested. But his boys are too street savvy to get caught. They learned from uncles and brothers in jail. No one in Hakeem's immediate family is a criminal. He realizes once in detention that he is not cut out for the criminal life. But the thugs in detention does not know this and couldn't care less. He's in their territory and he has to hold his own or get beat down. To get out he must not get into a fight for thirty days. If he does he goes upstate for eighteen months. There things can only get worst. So is he going to take the vicious beatings and be known forever as a punk, or is he going to fight back to maintain his manhood. Is he going to "blood in," for protection or walk away forever, hopefully with only some bruises.
Categories: Biography & Autobiography

The Last Alchemist

The Last Alchemist

That guy just sounded like he was in trouble, you know... I thought maybe he was a friend. ... These outbursts were also a new development in the young man she used to love. ... Well, I'm going to shit-list this McAlister dude for sure!

Author: Poe Hawkins

Publisher: Balboa Press

ISBN: 9781452596563

Category: Fiction

Page: 286

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Once in awhile a novel like, “The Shack”comes along and captivates our imagination. Such a novel is, “The Last Alchemist”, a tale involving an ex-priest, a young girl in search of life’s meaning, a Hollywood actor, a cunning detective and an alchemist who has been alive since the ninth century, living in stolen bodies down through the ages. The chance meeting of these characters and their subsequent relationships result in mayhem, lust, murder, love and transcendental magic. You will be shocked over and over again as you try to anticipate what will happen next in this wonderfully twisted story about people trying to hold on to their views of reality. Your own views of reality will be seriously challenged in this paranormal thriller. Visit www.thelastalchemistnovel.com.
Categories: Fiction

Paradise Taken

Paradise Taken

“I don't think Juanito is that dude's name, Eden. I'm pretty sure Juanito's is just the name of the. ... That dude is grimy as hell!” “Last time? ... “Hey, it's not my fault that you two are always on his shit list. Don't be mad at me; ...

Author: Omar Gonzalez

Publisher: Lulu Press, Inc

ISBN: 9781735624242

Category: Poetry

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Award-nominated author Omar Gonzalez returns to form with his trademark mixture of poetry and prose. In his debut collection, The Phantom Struggle: Memoirs of a Life Once Struggling, Omar examined the personal experiences that have defined his life to date—love and heartache, adventure, domestic violence, and more. In this follow-up, Omar dives deeper into the topic of childhood trauma by embodying the persona of his lifelong friend Eden Flores. The result, Paradise Taken: The Diary of Eden Flores, is unlike anything that Omar has ever written. Through various forms, the book ultimately serves to honor the story of Eden Flores while inspiring all who seek to understand or overcome the vestiges of child abuse and sexual trauma.
Categories: Poetry