Author: The Psycho Killer's Shit List John Scott RidgwayPublish On: 2009-01-26
The Psycho Killer's Shit List John Scott Ridgway. "No." "Would you be willing to
start?" "Cool, man. Hey, the planet is home. Talk to him. Hi, this the planet of
drunken stoners?" "Aren't you the same guy that I was just talking to."? "Duhhh....
Author: The Psycho Killer's Shit List John Scott Ridgway
The revolutionary comedic short stories, rants, poems, loves and hates of one of the internets most read writers, the host of Peace and Pipedreams, and various other sites.
It didn't matter what it was, Wayne was taking it and if dude didn't like it, fuck it. ...
No matter how much money the rat had, spent or flashed or how hard he flossed,
that shit meant nothing to Wayne. ... Niggas didn't want to be on his shit list.
Author: Seth Ferranti
Publisher: Gorilla Convict Publications
Category: African American criminals
Profiles a selected number of gangsters from the late 20th century.
Chapter Two BARTH & JANICE O. Adam Barthold had always been a “make a
list” kind of guy, it helped organize his day ... Ye Old Shit List. He wrote it out fresh
on a note pad every day, important or timely stuff at the top of the list. Some things
Author: John Green
A deeply flawed man finds his greatest love in the remote hills of Northern Arizona. Together, they face mortal dangers and struggle to survive as they watch the world they know fall into red ruin. Much later, he must decide if he can accept another type of love as a culture in a different form evolves. Two centuries later his descendant finds an unlikely love amidst enemies who have come to destroy the fragile society that remains. An apocalyptic story laced with love, and deep friendships often crossing cultural and racial lines. Adventure, action and touch of mysticism, round out a sweeping epic.
“Man, Mel, don't ever do this shit again. Does anyone know where you are ... I
mean, you called me crying telling me a dude is disrespecting you in the worst
way. I just got angry. ... Tell him I said hi No, u on his shit list ?? Explain later.
Lose no ...
Author: Nichole A. Carter
I feel my heart racing when I see his face. I lose all my words when he smiles at me. My best moments are alone in my bed when I dream of him. He's my best friend. I feel intoxicated by his touch. Suffocation when he's near. Motivated when I see his girlfriend, to let him know I'm the one. His name is Jason. It's confession time. I'm in love with my best friend. My name is Melissa, and I've been best friends with Jason since grade school. It's now senior year, and I'm determined to let him know how I feel about him. With the help of Cupid and my friend, Kerri, I hope to find the words to tell him how I feel. The feelings that I have for this man is unexplainable. I desire him in a way that makes me re-think my good girl status. He makes it so easy loving him with his charming, sweet, and gentlemen ways. I can't take being in the friends zone with him anymore. Girlfriend or not, I need his undivided attention. It's wrong to have this much lust for one individual person. I never been kissed. Never been touched, and yet have this undeniable desire for him to be the first everything. I'm stingy and selfish wanting him to leave her altogether. It's senior year, and I'm not stopping, until he's mine.
“I'm sorry, babe. That guy just sounded like he was in trouble, you know. ... These
outbursts were also a new development in the young man she used to love.
Supposing he ... Well, I'm going to shit-list this McAlister dude for sure! No more
Author: Poe Hawkins
Publisher: Balboa Press
Once in awhile a novel like, “The Shack”comes along and captivates our imagination. Such a novel is, “The Last Alchemist”, a tale involving an ex-priest, a young girl in search of life’s meaning, a Hollywood actor, a cunning detective and an alchemist who has been alive since the ninth century, living in stolen bodies down through the ages. The chance meeting of these characters and their subsequent relationships result in mayhem, lust, murder, love and transcendental magic. You will be shocked over and over again as you try to anticipate what will happen next in this wonderfully twisted story about people trying to hold on to their views of reality. Your own views of reality will be seriously challenged in this paranormal thriller. Visit www.thelastalchemistnovel.com.
shit list, anybody he wants to get even with. ... As they reached the middle of the
park, the tall, skinny blond guy spotted them and abruptly left his opponent, a
husky black fellow dressed in leather garb, draped in chains, and bristling with
Author: G. A. McKevett
Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.
In a world where stick-thin women adorn fashion magazines and silver screens, plus-sized private eye Savannah Reid is grateful for the wild success--and fabulous fashion tips--of full-figured model Cait Connor. When Cait is found dead after months of extreme dieting, everyone assumes the risky regimen did her in. But then a second full-figured model meets an untimely end, and it's time to weigh the facts. . .and search for suspects. At first it seems that Cait's death is a clear case of dieting run amok. As the new spokesperson for Wentworth's Slenda Flakes, Cait needed to lose thirty pounds in sixty days and apparently died trying. It all seems cut and dried until Kameeka Wills, another plus model working--and starving--for Wentworth, is killed by a hit-and-run driver while jogging at four a.m. Now Savannah's really suspicious, and determined to avenge her curvaceous sisters. . .even if it means going undercover for the camera. There are more models on the Slenda Flakes campaign who could be at risk, and enough suspects to keep Savannah hopping. But she's determined to satisfy her craving for justice--before a cunning killer strikes again. . .
But because he already displayed enough man emotion for the night, which
brought some of the customers down, he acted as if he didn't see him. ... Shit, he'
d even take the dude who was about to rob Bricks on his way back into the bar.
Publisher: The Cartel Publications
When Yvonna decides to take revenge on the organization which sold her into sexual slavery, resulting in a lifelong battle with a mental illness, she enlists her boyfriend Bricks, her best friend Ming, and her archrival Swoopes. The plan sounded like a good idea until she realizes their personalities crash harder than a drunken driver with his eyes closed. As the mission continues, Yvonna s rapidly deteriorating health threatens success. Will she complete what she set out to achieve, or turn against the people who swore to help her? Does she make it out alive? Or will she finally succumb to death? For the first time in the HISTORY of urban literature, the choice is yours. Choose wisely as this is, Shyt List 5: The Finale.
fives to the guy who kills innocent people and plans more with him . That's why I
quit my job . I think if I go to ... I'm on the shit list in my platoon for quitting , and my
chain of command won't move me if I ask . c.w .: Just tell them you want nothing ...
Dude , you ' re on her shit list . ” I imagined a stationery pad with Amanda ' s Shit List embossed across the top of the page and my name handwritten in block
letters below . And I ' m ashamed to admit that I ' d lived in Hollywood long
enough to ...
Author: Bob Smith
Publisher: Da Capo Press, Incorporated
Feeling trapped in his job as a script supervisor for a low-rated late-night sketch show, Nelson Kinker struggles with writer's block, his single status, and his developing homosexuality before meeting a salmon fisherman and an alluring celebrity. A first novel.
So I was talking to my man Gerald and I was saying, Look, there's this girl, and
the stupid thing is I can really talk to her and all that shit without getting freaked
out or spaced, and he was like, That's all good, and I was telling him that, yeah, ...
Author: Rachel Cohn
Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers
Category: Young Adult Fiction
Now a motion picture starring Victoria Justice! From the New York Times bestselling authors of NICK & NORAH’S INFINITE PLAYLIST, NAOMI AND ELY’S NO KISS LIST is the quintessential Girl-Likes-Boy-Who-Likes-Boys story. Naomi and Ely are best friends. Inseparable since childhood. Naomi is straight. Ely is gay. Naomi dates guys who she claims to like. They’re okay, but she likes Ely more. To protect their feelings, Naomi and Ely created a No Kiss List—a list of people neither of them is allowed to kiss under any circumstances. Naomi’s latest boyfriend Bruce isn’t on that list. But he probably should have been. Because when Ely kisses Bruce, it breaks Naomi’s heart. The result? A rift of universal proportions. Can these best friends come together again, or will this be end of Naomi and Ely: the Institution? Told in alternating voices using an array of emoticons and symbols by co-authors Rachel Cohn and David Levithan, co-author of WILL GRAYSON, WILL GRAYSON with John Green (THE FAULT IN OUR STARS), NAOMI AND ELY’S NO KISS LIST is the ultimate offbeat story about leaving room for every kind of love.
A Novel Mister Mann Frisby. The first on my shit list was Snatch - Back himself . ... Dude , I already told you I have no idea what you ' re talking about one , and two I
' m about to sit down to have dinner with my family . Can I holla at you in a few ...
Author: Mister Mann Frisby
Publisher: Riverhead Books
Desperate for money to keep his ex-wife from gaining custody of their daugher, Sticks, a struggling single father, believes that he found the solution when he stumbles upon a bootleg video of a popular rap star who has been caught on camera doing something that not only would ruin his career but send him to jail, as well. By the author of Blinking Red Light.
It was also clear she was Kat's “replacement,” a designation that put her instantly
on Doomsday's shit list. While I thought about the possible ... “The last guy who
jumped off that bridge did it because he wanted to die. His wish was granted.
Author: Casey Doran
Publisher: Polis Books
A riveting and original debut thriller from a crime writer you won't want to miss, featuring a protagonist you won't be able to forget. Horror writer Jericho Sands has had a hell of a month. He's endured a bitter break up with his punk rocker girlfriend, learned that his lungs are blacker than a coal mine, and served time in county jail for throwing a United States Congressman in a dumpster. He's heartbroken, sleep deprived and suffering from a debilitating case of writer's block Life is about to get much worse. Somebody from Jericho's past has left a decapitated body on his doorstep. The similarity to methods used in his books, his lack of an alibi and his proximity to the victim all lead the detectives handling the case to quickly identify Jericho as the primary suspect. But being framed for murder is the least of Jericho's problems, because this killer is only getting started. The mysterious executioner known as 'The River City Slasher' has made it clear that more innocent people will be killed before Jericho himself is the final victim. Unable to trust the cops, Jericho is forced to examine the darkest parts of his own psyche to catch a killer, save innocent lives, and free himself from his own guilt. When Jericho finally learns the identity of the killer terrorizing the city, it shocks him in ways he was unprepared for, causing him to doubt all he holds to be true, including his own judgment and motivations. The first book in the Jericho Sands series, Jericho's Razor heralds the debut of a phenomenal new thriller writer in Casey Doran.
He told me he was putting me on the “ shit burning ” detail with two other screw
ups , and that he would personally watch over me while I learned the fine details
of the job . We went to ... Maybe he's a cool dude after all , ” he said with a laugh .
... I was already on the shit list , so to speak , so nobody could really hassle me .
Dude , we are huge into love . EMINEM'S DIS LIST Eminem is back with a new
album ( The Eminem Show ) and a brand - new shit list , itemized in his hit single
" Without Me . " His latest target is Moby , who is dissed as a " techno " artist too ...
When I follow, the guy stops me. “Business only. ... The bearded guy on the other
end, who I thought was sleeping, clears his throat with hazy recognition. “'M sorry
for your ... He rubs my shoulder, even though I'm supposed to be on his shit list.
Author: Laura Tims
Category: Young Adult Fiction
For fans of Jennifer Niven’s All the Bright Places and Meg Wolitzer’s Belzhar comes an emotionally thrilling tale of a friendship between a girl who feels too much and a boy who feels too little, as they discover that maybe pain can bring people together and not just tear them apart. Samantha Herring has been in constant pain ever since the car accident that injured her leg and killed her mother. After pushing her friends away, Sam has receded into a fog of depression until she meets Eliot, a carefree, impulsive loner who, is unable to feel any pain at all. At first, Sam is jealous. She would give anything to not feel the pain she’s felt for the past year. But the more she learns about Eliot’s medical condition, the more she notices his self-destructive tendencies. In fact, Eliot doesn’t seem to care about anything—except Sam. And as they grow closer, they begin to confront Sam’s painful memories of the accident, memories that hold a startling truth about what really happened that day.
And some other dude can re - check his stomach , ' cause that idea even grosses
me out . " Burke tapped his forearm with stiffened ... Are you going to tell Scotty
about all this , or is he on the shit list now ? ” “ I haven ' t decided . ” Doc seemed ...
Author: Harry Shannon
Publisher: Five Star (ME)
Horror writer Peter Stryker is found in a locked suite after what the police describe as a night of self-mutilation. Stryker laid out medical instruments, filleted his own flesh, and cauterized each wound unto death. Would a man commit suicide by butchering his own body? Stryker's daughter does not accept the theory.
Nedra and Larry were high - up on the FBI ' s shit - list . “ They defended
Panhandle Pete on that ... Who is that dude in the buckskin jacket with fringe ,
silver and turquoise jewelry and long hair ? ” ' The two agents visually checked
out the ...
"Shit," Ali murmured. "The guys with that fucking guitar tattoo — they were all the
same guy." "Picks," Jodi said, feeling like one of those cartoon light- bulbs had
just lit up above her head. "Think about it — it's gotta be the same guy. He
Author: Phoebe McPhee
Publisher: MTV Books
How 3 girls tried to hook up with 78 guys in 1 semester: the final Installment. It's coming down to the wire.... Jodi has taken a job as a cab driver. What better way to meet random guys? Celeste still just wants to meet Mr. Right. No matter what letter his name starts with. Ali maintains a commanding lead. Unfortunately, she's stuck on "R." But the girls have bigger worries than hooking their way up through the end of the alphabet. Somebody knows all about their little contest. Somebody sleazy. And if they don't do exactly what he tells them to, they're all going to lose. Who would have thought the ABCs could be so dangerous?
I had better have, 'Holy shit - I can't wait to kiss this guy', running through my mind
. If I can't imagine myself kissing the guy, then it's not going to happen. I need ... I
don't want an endless list of opportunities when it comes to love. One guy will ...
Author: Kevin Hunter
Publisher: Warrior of Light Press
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
Dude 101 features Jagger, a dating columnist who takes young adults into a series of practical essays devoted to finding love in a universe that defies this notion. He covers the similarities and differences between straight and gay men, to loyalty and adultery, while putting guys into the categories of Knights, Princes and Kings. Dude 101 demonstrates the rise and fall of love, what to stay away from, what to go after, how eligible bachelors are not always so eligible, the bad boy and the dating rules that should be memorized as mantra. Author, Kevin Hunter, takes a backseat allowing his alter ego Jagger guide us through the journey. His terrain involves random musings and ultimately a peek at his real love romance with Garth through scene vignettes. Jagger is the main protagonist in the book Jagger's Revolution, a tale that surfaces around a heated erotic crush between a writer and an Australian lifeguard. Through the cynicism in both, he ultimately finds and ends…in love.