Author: The Psycho Killer's Shit List John Scott RidgwayPublish On: 2009-01-26
The Psycho Killer's Shit List John Scott Ridgway. "No." "Would you be willing to
start?" "Cool, man. Hey, the planet is home. Talk to him. Hi, this the planet of
drunken stoners?" "Aren't you the same guy that I was just talking to."? "Duhhh....
Author: The Psycho Killer's Shit List John Scott Ridgway
The revolutionary comedic short stories, rants, poems, loves and hates of one of the internets most read writers, the host of Peace and Pipedreams, and various other sites.
It didn't matter what it was, Wayne was taking it and if dude didn't like it, fuck it. ...
No matter how much money the rat had, spent or flashed or how hard he flossed,
that shit meant nothing to Wayne. ... Niggas didn't want to be on his shit list.
Author: Seth Ferranti
Publisher: Gorilla Convict Publications
Category: African American criminals
Profiles a selected number of gangsters from the late 20th century.
“I'm—sorry, continue, please.” Seems like I might be working my way onto
Preston's Shit List, because he turns away from me and tries Dakota. “They would
have these meetings there at least once a month, sometimes more. They dressed
Author: Desmond Doane
Publisher: JCL Publishing
A powerful demon has a score to settle, and he knows television's most popular ghost hunter, Ford Atticus Ford, by name. Unlike the unfortunate souls who have passed on to the other side, grudges held by an ancient entity never seem to die. As Ford embarks on one truly terrifying journey with his estranged partner and former friend, Mike Long, one thing is certain...life in the world of paranormal reality will never be the same. *** INCLUDES *** The Dark Man: A Horror Novel Ford Atticus Ford, former host of the hit ghost-hunting reality show Graveyard: Classified, has more than a few regrets--especially after young Chelsea Hopper was attacked by a demon...on live television. Assisting police departments by conducting paranormal investigations and uncovering buried clues now provides Ford with an ounce of redemption, but it will never be enough. What occurred on that long-ago Halloween night was unforgivable, and Ford, chasing ratings and stardom, let it happen. With Graveyard cancelled and his reputation destroyed, Ford sets out to avenge little Chelsea, and to save his own soul--if he can. *** ALSO INCLUDES *** The White Night | The Belly of the Beast ### Popular Themes and Keywords books about ghosts, ghost stories, paranormal thrillers, horror books, horror novels, scary stories, scary books, horror authors, scariest books, creepy books, paranormal investigators, ghost hunters, paranormal research, paranormal detectives, ghost hunting, ghost detectors, 2020, haunted houses, paranormal activity, hauntings, ghost adventures
“Man, Mel, don't ever do this shit again. Does anyone know where you are ... I
mean, you called me crying telling me a dude is disrespecting you in the worst
way. I just got angry. ... Tell him I said hi No, u on his shit list ?? Explain later.
Lose no ...
Author: Nichole A. Carter
I feel my heart racing when I see his face. I lose all my words when he smiles at me. My best moments are alone in my bed when I dream of him. He's my best friend. I feel intoxicated by his touch. Suffocation when he's near. Motivated when I see his girlfriend, to let him know I'm the one. His name is Jason. It's confession time. I'm in love with my best friend. My name is Melissa, and I've been best friends with Jason since grade school. It's now senior year, and I'm determined to let him know how I feel about him. With the help of Cupid and my friend, Kerri, I hope to find the words to tell him how I feel. The feelings that I have for this man is unexplainable. I desire him in a way that makes me re-think my good girl status. He makes it so easy loving him with his charming, sweet, and gentlemen ways. I can't take being in the friends zone with him anymore. Girlfriend or not, I need his undivided attention. It's wrong to have this much lust for one individual person. I never been kissed. Never been touched, and yet have this undeniable desire for him to be the first everything. I'm stingy and selfish wanting him to leave her altogether. It's senior year, and I'm not stopping, until he's mine.
shit list, anybody he wants to get even with. ... As they reached the middle of the
park, the tall, skinny blond guy spotted them and abruptly left his opponent, a
husky black fellow dressed in leather garb, draped in chains, and bristling with
Author: G. A. McKevett
Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.
In a world where stick-thin women adorn fashion magazines and silver screens, plus-sized private eye Savannah Reid is grateful for the wild success--and fabulous fashion tips--of full-figured model Cait Connor. When Cait is found dead after months of extreme dieting, everyone assumes the risky regimen did her in. But then a second full-figured model meets an untimely end, and it's time to weigh the facts. . .and search for suspects. At first it seems that Cait's death is a clear case of dieting run amok. As the new spokesperson for Wentworth's Slenda Flakes, Cait needed to lose thirty pounds in sixty days and apparently died trying. It all seems cut and dried until Kameeka Wills, another plus model working--and starving--for Wentworth, is killed by a hit-and-run driver while jogging at four a.m. Now Savannah's really suspicious, and determined to avenge her curvaceous sisters. . .even if it means going undercover for the camera. There are more models on the Slenda Flakes campaign who could be at risk, and enough suspects to keep Savannah hopping. But she's determined to satisfy her craving for justice--before a cunning killer strikes again. . .
“I'm sorry, babe. That guy just sounded like he was in trouble, you know. ... These
outbursts were also a new development in the young man she used to love.
Supposing he ... Well, I'm going to shit-list this McAlister dude for sure! No more
Author: Poe Hawkins
Publisher: Balboa Press
Once in awhile a novel like, “The Shack”comes along and captivates our imagination. Such a novel is, “The Last Alchemist”, a tale involving an ex-priest, a young girl in search of life’s meaning, a Hollywood actor, a cunning detective and an alchemist who has been alive since the ninth century, living in stolen bodies down through the ages. The chance meeting of these characters and their subsequent relationships result in mayhem, lust, murder, love and transcendental magic. You will be shocked over and over again as you try to anticipate what will happen next in this wonderfully twisted story about people trying to hold on to their views of reality. Your own views of reality will be seriously challenged in this paranormal thriller. Visit www.thelastalchemistnovel.com.
But because he already displayed enough man emotion for the night, which
brought some of the customers down, he acted as if he didn't see him. ... Shit, he'
d even take the dude who was about to rob Bricks on his way back into the bar.
Publisher: The Cartel Publications
When Yvonna decides to take revenge on the organization which sold her into sexual slavery, resulting in a lifelong battle with a mental illness, she enlists her boyfriend Bricks, her best friend Ming, and her archrival Swoopes. The plan sounded like a good idea until she realizes their personalities crash harder than a drunken driver with his eyes closed. As the mission continues, Yvonna s rapidly deteriorating health threatens success. Will she complete what she set out to achieve, or turn against the people who swore to help her? Does she make it out alive? Or will she finally succumb to death? For the first time in the HISTORY of urban literature, the choice is yours. Choose wisely as this is, Shyt List 5: The Finale.
I couldn't say shit for real because the Cuban was the one who Dave had holding
it down before the DEAstyle raid. I still wished I ... He could literally pick and
choose who he wanted to tat because dude had a waiting list and shit. He was
The Dude Diet is pretty straightforward, and if you internalize its simple
commandments and work the recipes in this book, you'll be well on ... From pizza
to Snickers bars, refined carbohydrates are the average dude's kryptonite, and
moderating your consumption should be at the top of your Dude Diet todo list. ...
That's because eating shit like white bread and candy causes your blood sugar to
Author: Serena Wolf
From chef and creator of the popular food blog Domesticate-Me.com, 125 outrageously delicious yet deceptively healthy recipes for dudes (and the people who love them), accompanied by beautiful full-color photography. Dudes. So well intentioned when it comes to healthy eating, even as they fail epically in execution—inhaling a "salad" topped with fried chicken fingers or ordering their Italian hero on a whole wheat wrap (that makes it healthy, right?). There are several issues with men going on diets. First, they seem to be misinformed about basic nutrition. They are also, generally, not excited about eating "health food." You can lead a dude to the salad bar, but you can’t make him choose lettuce. Enter Serena Wolf—chef, food blogger, and caretaker of a dude with some less than ideal eating habits. As a labor of love, Serena began creating healthier versions of her boyfriend’s favorite foods and posting them on her blog, where she received an overwhelming response from men and women alike. Now, in The Dude Diet, Serena shares more than 125 droolworthy recipes that prove that meals made with nutrient-dense whole foods can elicit the same excitement and satisfaction associated with pizza or Chinese take-out. The Dude Diet also demystifies the basics of nutrition, empowering men to make better decisions whether they’re eating out or cooking at home. Better still, each recipe is 100% idiot-proof and requires only easily accessible ingredients and tools. With categories like Game Day Eats, On the Grill, Serious Salads, and Take Out Favorites, The Dude Diet will arm dudes and those who love them with the knowledge they need to lead healthier, happier lives—with flattened beer bellies and fewer meat sweats. The Dude Diet includes 102 full-color photographs.
Dude , you ' re on her shit list . ” I imagined a stationery pad with Amanda ' s Shit List embossed across the top of the page and my name handwritten in block
letters below . And I ' m ashamed to admit that I ' d lived in Hollywood long
enough to ...
Author: Bob Smith
Publisher: Da Capo Press, Incorporated
Feeling trapped in his job as a script supervisor for a low-rated late-night sketch show, Nelson Kinker struggles with writer's block, his single status, and his developing homosexuality before meeting a salmon fisherman and an alluring celebrity. A first novel.
So I was talking to my man Gerald and I was saying, Look, there's this girl, and
the stupid thing is I can really talk to her and all that shit without getting freaked
out or spaced, and he was like, That's all good, and I was telling him that, yeah, ...
Author: Rachel Cohn
Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers
Category: Young Adult Fiction
Now a motion picture starring Victoria Justice! From the New York Times bestselling authors of NICK & NORAH’S INFINITE PLAYLIST, NAOMI AND ELY’S NO KISS LIST is the quintessential Girl-Likes-Boy-Who-Likes-Boys story. Naomi and Ely are best friends. Inseparable since childhood. Naomi is straight. Ely is gay. Naomi dates guys who she claims to like. They’re okay, but she likes Ely more. To protect their feelings, Naomi and Ely created a No Kiss List—a list of people neither of them is allowed to kiss under any circumstances. Naomi’s latest boyfriend Bruce isn’t on that list. But he probably should have been. Because when Ely kisses Bruce, it breaks Naomi’s heart. The result? A rift of universal proportions. Can these best friends come together again, or will this be end of Naomi and Ely: the Institution? Told in alternating voices using an array of emoticons and symbols by co-authors Rachel Cohn and David Levithan, co-author of WILL GRAYSON, WILL GRAYSON with John Green (THE FAULT IN OUR STARS), NAOMI AND ELY’S NO KISS LIST is the ultimate offbeat story about leaving room for every kind of love. From the Hardcover edition.
I had better have, 'Holy shit - I can't wait to kiss this guy', running through my mind
. If I can't imagine myself kissing the guy, then it's not going to happen. I need ... I
don't want an endless list of opportunities when it comes to love. One guy will ...
Author: Kevin Hunter
Publisher: Warrior of Light Press
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
Dude 101 features Jagger, a dating columnist who takes young adults into a series of practical essays devoted to finding love in a universe that defies this notion. He covers the similarities and differences between straight and gay men, to loyalty and adultery, while putting guys into the categories of Knights, Princes and Kings. Dude 101 demonstrates the rise and fall of love, what to stay away from, what to go after, how eligible bachelors are not always so eligible, the bad boy and the dating rules that should be memorized as mantra. Author, Kevin Hunter, takes a backseat allowing his alter ego Jagger guide us through the journey. His terrain involves random musings and ultimately a peek at his real love romance with Garth through scene vignettes. Jagger is the main protagonist in the book Jagger's Revolution, a tale that surfaces around a heated erotic crush between a writer and an Australian lifeguard. Through the cynicism in both, he ultimately finds and ends…in love.
I'M BLAZING , LET'S GO GET THIS SHIT DONE ! ... OIL EXECUTIVES , BUT WE
DON'T KNOW WHY-YOUR MISSION-BEFORE WE ALL JET SKI , CAUSE THAT'S
FOR SURE ON THE LIST . ... THAT FASCIST DUDE FOR SURE SAW ME .
Author: Rick Remender
Publisher: Image Comics
Category: Comics & Graphic Novels
"JAZZ APPLE ARMAGEDDON," Part Three As the clock ticks on Scorpionus's deadly weapon, Sister Mary must motivate the one person capable of stopping itÑol Ernie Ray! Can he save the day or will he $#!% it all up while trying?
It was also clear she was Kat's “replacement,” a designation that put her instantly
on Doomsday's shit list. While I thought about the possible ... “The last guy who
jumped off that bridge did it because he wanted to die. His wish was granted.
Author: Casey Doran
Publisher: Polis Books
A riveting and original debut thriller from a crime writer you won't want to miss, featuring a protagonist you won't be able to forget. Horror writer Jericho Sands has had a hell of a month. He's endured a bitter break up with his punk rocker girlfriend, learned that his lungs are blacker than a coal mine, and served time in county jail for throwing a United States Congressman in a dumpster. He's heartbroken, sleep deprived and suffering from a debilitating case of writer's block Life is about to get much worse. Somebody from Jericho's past has left a decapitated body on his doorstep. The similarity to methods used in his books, his lack of an alibi and his proximity to the victim all lead the detectives handling the case to quickly identify Jericho as the primary suspect. But being framed for murder is the least of Jericho's problems, because this killer is only getting started. The mysterious executioner known as 'The River City Slasher' has made it clear that more innocent people will be killed before Jericho himself is the final victim. Unable to trust the cops, Jericho is forced to examine the darkest parts of his own psyche to catch a killer, save innocent lives, and free himself from his own guilt. When Jericho finally learns the identity of the killer terrorizing the city, it shocks him in ways he was unprepared for, causing him to doubt all he holds to be true, including his own judgment and motivations. The first book in the Jericho Sands series, Jericho's Razor heralds the debut of a phenomenal new thriller writer in Casey Doran.
When I follow, the guy stops me. “Business only. ... The bearded guy on the other
end, who I thought was sleeping, clears his throat with hazy recognition. “'M sorry
for your ... He rubs my shoulder, even though I'm supposed to be on his shit list.
Author: Laura Tims
Category: Young Adult Fiction
For fans of Jennifer Niven’s All the Bright Places and Meg Wolitzer’s Belzhar comes an emotionally thrilling tale of a friendship between a girl who feels too much and a boy who feels too little, as they discover that maybe pain can bring people together and not just tear them apart. Samantha Herring has been in constant pain ever since the car accident that injured her leg and killed her mother. After pushing her friends away, Sam has receded into a fog of depression until she meets Eliot, a carefree, impulsive loner who, is unable to feel any pain at all. At first, Sam is jealous. She would give anything to not feel the pain she’s felt for the past year. But the more she learns about Eliot’s medical condition, the more she notices his self-destructive tendencies. In fact, Eliot doesn’t seem to care about anything—except Sam. And as they grow closer, they begin to confront Sam’s painful memories of the accident, memories that hold a startling truth about what really happened that day.
The Diaper Dude Guide to Pregnancy Chris Pegula, Frank Meyer ... Start taking
care of more things around the house, add chores to your list, start cooking more
(or at least picking up more takeout), and be available and accessible. It probably
Author: Chris Pegula
Category: Family & Relationships
Congrats: You’re going to be a dad! Now what? Dude, relax; you’re going to be fine. But it wouldn’t hurt to get a few pointers—a road map of what lies ahead. That’s what this book is for. From Dude to Dad gives you the need-to-know essentials on pregnancy, birthing, and parenthood, and how it’s okay to be scared out of your mind. You’ll learn what the expecting mom is going through during each trimester, how you can be the best partner and dad-to-be, and how to immediately start bonding with baby. Be prepared for the arrival that will ultimately change your life in the best way possible.
Help people get their shit together on the nutrition and cooking fronts, and make it
as fun and tasty as humanly possible. ... a laundry list of restrictions (Paleo, and
Keto, and Whole30, oh my!), The Dude Diet offers an accessible alternative for ...
Author: Serena Wolf
The author of The Dude Diet is back with 125 crowd-pleasing recipes to hack the daily dinner dilemma. in her cult-classic The Dude Diet, chef and recipe developer Serena Wolf dared go where no healthy living cookbook had gone before: into the realm of dude food. From wings and nachos to burgers and pizza, Serena offered clean(ish) junk food makeovers that inspired dudes everywhere to put down the takeout menu and pick up a spatula. Now, The Dude Diet Dinnertime gives those same hungry dudes—and their families—dozens of drool-worthy main course dishes. In The Dude Diet Dinnertime, Serena gives you 125 foolproof recipes to satisfy every craving and please every member of the family. With soon-to-be classics like Super Sloppy Josés, Turkey Reuben Patty Melts, Chicago Dog Baked Potatoes and Chicken Parm Quinoa Bake, Serena shows comfort food fanatics and picky eaters alike how to get a delicious, nutritious, and filling dinner on the table without a fuss—and sometimes in 30 minutes flat. With easy-to-follow, step-by-step instructions, gorgeous food photography, and Serena’s one-of-a-kind voice and humor, The Dude Diet Dinnertime offers a fun and utterly satisfying answer to the eternal question: What’s for dinner?
And that a couple of smart guys have figured out that they can get some
subvention from the school and run a magazine ( which is ... Robert Frost used to
maintain a shit list , could remember with vivid accuracy every rejection he'd ever
fives to the guy who kills innocent people and plans more with him . That's why I
quit my job . I think if I go to ... I'm on the shit list in my platoon for quitting , and my
chain of command won't move me if I ask . c.w .: Just tell them you want nothing ...