The Ultimate Book of Zombie Warfare and Survival

The Ultimate Book of Zombie Warfare and Survival

Compilation copyright © 2015 by Scott Kenemore The Zen of Zombie © 2007 by Scott Kenemore Z.E.O © 2009 by Scott Kenemore The Art of Zombie Warfare © 2010 by Scott Kenemore The Code of the Zombie Pirate © 2010 by Scott Kenemore Zombies ...

Author: Scott Kenemore

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781632201638

Category: Humor

Page: 254

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The Gory Guide to the Walking DeadWhile most people know what zombies look like, do they actually know how they act? What they do during their spare time? What their work ethic is? Probably not.Enter The Ultimate Book of Zombie Warfare and Survival. From bestselling zombie author Scott Kenemore, learn all the tricks to the living dead trade. Whether you’re fighting the zombies or are a zombie yourself, this collection is all that you need to survive on your own.Included in this book are excerpts and illustrations from such helpful handbooks as:The Code of the Zombie PirateThe Art of Zombie WarfareZ.E.O.The Zen of ZombieZombies vs. NazisThe Ultimate Book of Zombie Warfare and Survival is a one-stop shop for everything you’ve ever wanted to know about the world of zombies. Whether you’re the undead seeking to make it in the business industry, fine-tune your martial arts, master your swashbuckling, or move on up the corporate ladder, this compendium is just for you.With gory full-color illustrations and insightful knowledge from the man who knows zombies better than they know themselves, The Ultimate Book of Zombie Warfare and Survival will scare, teach, and prepare you for everything you’ve ever needed to know about zombies.Skyhorse Publishing, under our Night Shade and Talos imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of titles for readers interested in science fiction (space opera, time travel, hard SF, alien invasion, near-future dystopia), fantasy (grimdark, sword and sorcery, contemporary urban fantasy, steampunk, alternative history), and horror (zombies, vampires, and the occult and supernatural), and much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller, a national bestseller, or a Hugo or Nebula award-winner, we are committed to publishing quality books from a diverse group of authors.
Categories: Humor

The Art of War for Zombies

The Art of War for Zombies

The art of self-possession is the art of retaining all needed body parts. While your continued survival may not ... art. of. warfare. Buruburu, a spirit that causes the shivers s un-Tzumbie said: In war, the Zombie general receives his.

Author: Sun Tzumbie

Publisher: Peter Pauper Press, Inc.

ISBN: 9781441307187

Category: Humor

Page: 144

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They walk among us: The Living. They seek to vanquish us. And we bite back. Still, every Zombie needs support. Now an ancient military manual reveals the secrets that will keep Undead Comrades from losing their heads as they learn to assess the Enemy and develop offensive strategy (an easy task for those of the decaying flesh). It all starts by declaring one word: WAR! (And take note: The Apocalypse will not be televised.) 144 pages. A hilarious mash-up of the ancient Sun-Tzu classic The Art of War with Zombie, er, components. Illustrator Bruce Waldman has been teaching at the School of Visual Arts for more than 25 years, is a member of the Board of Governors of the Robert Blackburn Printmaking Workshop, and a Director of The New York Society of Etchers. His prints are in the permanent collections of the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, The Royal Collection, London, The Library of Congress, Washington DC, and other museums. Endsheet cartography by David Lindroth. Additional historical art image reproductions.
Categories: Humor

The Art of Zombie Warfare

The Art of Zombie Warfare

Reveals the secrets to of zombie military leaders, with advice on raising an army through Voodoo, fighting without weapons, communicating without language, and walking directly toward the enemy.

Author: Scott Kenemore

Publisher: Robinson Publishing

ISBN: 1849016992

Category: Military art and science

Page: 272

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This manual provides a review of the tactical combat advantages enjoyed by zombies and gives the reader a step-by-step guide to adopting them for him or herself.Have you wondered where the great military leaders of modern history have found their collective inspirations? Well look no further. It is the walking dead upon whom the most important tactical infantry innovations of the last three hundred years have been based. Do you dream of becoming a soldier who fights with the efficacy and skill of a zombie? Are you a general or commander seeking to imbue your troops with the ruthless, soulless killing-efficiency of an animated corpse? Are you a voodoo priest or wizard desiring to raise an actual army of zombies to help you conquer the land and install yourself as ruler? Then, friend, this is the book for you. With this book, you will learn how to fight without weapons, communicate wordlessly, and enjoy the multifarious battlefield-strategy benefits that come with always just walking straight at the enemy. Written by the author of The Zen of Zombie and Z.E.O., The Art of Zombie Warfare is the most authoritative tome available today on the subject of zombie combat.
Categories: Military art and science

The Art of Warfare and Fantasy Writing

The Art of Warfare and Fantasy Writing

... Bantam, 2013 Homer, Iliad, Penguin Classics, 1998 John Gardner, The Art of Fiction, Vintage, 1991 Jack London, ... Scribner, 2011 Max Brooks, World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War, Three Rivers Press, 2007 Michael Ende, ...

Author: Ricardo Cebrián Salé

Publisher: Babelcube Inc.

ISBN: 9781507159620

Category: Language Arts & Disciplines

Page: 379

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This is not one of those books that suggests reading Sun Tzu's The Art of War even on the toilet, but rather gives practical tips to help inexperienced writers with their battles... With the help of various acclaimed authors and real historical examples, you’ll learn: *What to keep in mind when designing a battle *What types of weapons exist and why they’re used *Different real tactics that you can apply *Different options for narrating a battle
Categories: Language Arts & Disciplines

Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare Volume 2

Plants vs  Zombies  Garden Warfare Volume 2

ZOMBIES : WAR AND PEAS When Dr. Zomboss and Crazy Dave find themselves members of the same book club , a literary war is ... ZOMBIES Part zombie memoir , part celebration of zombie triumphs , and part anti - plant screed , The Art of ...

Author: Paul Tobin

Publisher: Dark Horse Comics

ISBN: 9781506705484

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 88

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Garden Warfare Returns to Neighborville! Just when you thought Neighborville was safe, the Garden Warfare is back on! Zombies have taken over and forced neighborhood defenders Nate, Patrice, and their fearless plants back on their heels! Not all hope is lost however when an unlikely plant hero comes to the rescue with the fate of Neighborville at stake!
Categories: Juvenile Fiction

Books of the Dead

Books of the Dead

Theories of International Politics and Zombies. Princeton: Princeton University Press. Kenemore, Scott (2010). The Art of Zombie Warfare: How to Kick Ass Like the Living Dead. New York: Skyhorse Publishing. Ma, Roger (2010).

Author: Tim Lanzendörfer

Publisher: Univ. Press of Mississippi

ISBN: 9781496819079

Category: Literary Criticism

Page: 240

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The zombie has cropped up in many forms--in film, in television, and as a cultural phenomenon in zombie walks and zombie awareness months--but few books have looked at what the zombie means in fiction. Tim Lanzendörfer fills this gap by looking at a number of zombie novels, short stories, and comics, and probing what the zombie represents in contemporary literature. Lanzendörfer brings together the most recent critical discussion of zombies and applies it to a selection of key texts including Max Brooks's World War Z, Colson Whitehead's Zone One, Junot Díaz's short story "Monstro, " Robert Kirkman's comic series The Walking Dead, and Seth Grahame-Smith's Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Within the context of broader literary culture, Lanzendörfer makes the case for reading these texts with care and openness in their own right. Lanzendörfer contends that what zombies do is less important than what becomes possible when they are around. Indeed, they seem less interesting as metaphors for the various ways the world could end than they do as vehicles for how the world might exist in a different and often better form.
Categories: Literary Criticism

Zombie in Chief Eater of the Free World

Zombie in Chief  Eater of the Free World

Also by Scott Kenemore Novels The Grand Hotel Zombie, Indiana Zombie, Illinois Zombie, Ohio Zen of Zombie Series Zen of Zombie Z.E.O. The Code of the Zombie Pirate Zombies vs. Nazis The Art of Zombie Warfare LUIVIDIL -IN - CHIEF EATER ...

Author: Scott Kenemore

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781945863226

Category: Fiction

Page: 274

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Bestselling author Scott Kenemore is back with a hilarious, over-the-top, and bloodthirsty send-up of the 2016 political season. In the tradition of Joe Klein's Primary Colors and Richard Condon's The Manchurian Candidate, Zombie-in-Chief: Eater of the Free World is a compelling and dramatic story with characters and events that may resemble familiar, real-life elections a little too closely! After all, who better to perform an autopsy of the American political system than an expert on the undead? When a tycoon and reality TV star improbably wins his party's nomination for the presidency, pundits and analysts are as baffled as they are certain that he will never win the general election. What can a man who already lives at the top of a golden skyscraper with a supermodel wife still want? Absent entirely from their prognostications is the possibility that it could be to gorge upon the brains of the living! That he dreams of building a border wall to better keep delicious humans in! That he seeks to make American great again. . . for zombies! Only an unlikely journalistic partnership between a reporter fresh from J-school and a blogger who is derided and dismissed as "fake news" seems to have any chance of derailing the tycoon's plans and exposing him as a member of the walking dead. Yet a terrifying question still remains. . . In a nation divided along political lines as never before, will such a revelation change anything? Or will a candidate revealed to be a proud "Zombie American" simply be another stepping stone on a historic (and not-so-above-board) journey to the presidency?
Categories: Fiction

Zombie in chief

Zombie in chief

Also by Scott Kenemore Novels The Grand Hotel Zombie, Indiana Zombie, Illinois Zombie, Ohio Zen of Zombie Series Zen of Zombie Z.E.O. The Code of the Zombie Pirate Zombies vs. Nazis The Art of Zombie Warfare ABOUT THE AUTHOR Scott ...

Author: Scott Kenemore

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781473231726

Category: Fiction

Page: 400

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When a tycoon and reality TV star improbably wins his party's nomination for the presidency, pundits and analysts are as baffled as they are certain that he will never win the general election. What can a man who already lives at the top of a golden skyscraper with a supermodel wife still want? Absent entirely from their prognostications is the possibility that it could be to gorge upon the brains of the living! That he dreams of building a border wall to better keep delicious humans in! That he seeks to make American great again. . . for zombies! Only an unlikely journalistic partnership between a reporter fresh from J-school and a blogger who is derided and dismissed as "fake news" seems to have any chance of derailing the tycoon's plans and exposing him as a member of the walking dead. Yet a terrifying question still remains. . . In a nation divided along political lines as never before, will such a revelation change anything? Or will a candidate revealed to be a proud "Zombie American" simply be another stepping stone on a historic (and not-so-above-board) journey to the presidency?
Categories: Fiction

Science Fiction beyond Borders

Science Fiction beyond Borders

The Zen of Zombie: Better Living Through the Undead. New York: Sky Horse Publishing, 2007. —. The Art of Zombie Warfare: How to Kick Ass Like the Walking Dead. New York: Sky Horse Publishing, 2007. Lauro, Sarah. “Playing Dead: Zombies ...

Author: Shawn Edrei

Publisher: Cambridge Scholars Publishing

ISBN: 9781443857598

Category: Social Science

Page: 190

View: 365

Since the turn of the previous century, science fiction and its native tropes have been used by authors, artists, filmmakers and critics in order to challenge boundaries – whether these be conceptual, literary or metaphorical. Uniquely inherent to the genre is its ability to explore, as a form of thought experiment, different ways of crossing and subverting borders previously thought to be inviolable; these transgressions and their effects on popular culture have in turn led to an increased presence of science fiction studies in academia. This volume features papers presented at the 2014 and 2015 Science Fiction Symposia, held at Tel-Aviv University. These essays, submitted by an eclectic mix of scholars from different disciplines, institutes and walks of life, demonstrate the diversity and adaptability of science fiction as a tool for asking – and answering – impossible questions.
Categories: Social Science

Zombies vs Nazis

Zombies vs  Nazis

A Lost History of the Walking Undead Scott Kenemore. Also by Scott Kenemore The Zen of Zombie ZEO The Art of Zombie Warfare The Code of the Zombie Pirate Zombie, Ohio Zombies vs. Nazis A Lost History of the Walking Undead.

Author: Scott Kenemore

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781628730500

Category: Humor

Page: 273

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Zombie expert Scott Kenemore (The Zen of Zombie) unearths a collection of top-secret lost documents from WWII (originally intercepted by the U.S. Signal Corps in 1941 and presented to Franklin Roosevelt in a confidential memorandum), describing efforts of the Nazi Sicherheitsdienst (or SD) to harness and weaponize Haitian Voodoo and zombie-creating technologies for military purposes. For the first time, here is the thrilling, humorous, and satisfyingly-gory story of an evil empire’s foolhardy attempt to harness an ancient and unspeakable monster: the zombie! While the Nazis initially dream of creating an army of bloodthirsty, automaton super-zombies to march across Europe, they soon learn that the walking dead are not as obedient and malleable as they’ve been led to believe. In contrast, these Nazi agents quickly find that the walking dead of the Haitian backwoods are closer to brain-eating, flesh-rending dynamos that don’t respect a nicely pressed SS uniform, and instead just go for the jugular. Faced with Voodoo spells, dangerous flora and fauna, and their own naive assumptions about the dark forces with which they’re tangling, these Nazi SD agents learn the hard way that nobody bosses around a zombie. Kenemore?with nearly 100,000 copies of zombie classics in print?does it again.
Categories: Humor