Gathers puns about acrobats, children, politicians, food, business, television, animals, and sports
Author: Art Moger
From the author of "Complete Pun Book" comes an all new collection. Here, readers will find a hilarious abundance of pun-ishment for the millions who can't resist giving a word or phrase a twist--and ammunition for many occasions from movie, TV and theater wags; from the wits of Wall Street and Washington; the gems from poets and pundits and some of the bottom-of-the-barrel crumbs! Introduction by Bob Hope. **Lightning Print On Demand Title
This book may as well exist in anti gravity, because you ll find it almost impossible to put down!
Author: Alison Westwood
Publisher: Canary Press
Category: Plays on words
In today's busy world, where text-speak seems to be the prevalent form of written English, and the average teenager can barely form a proper sentence without using the numbers '4' or '8' as substitutes for letters, is the pun becoming an endangered species? As a society we have come to regard wordplay as old-fashioned, obvious humour, because it hinges simply on one word having multiple definitions, spellings or sound-a-likes. It may not be controversial, edgy or even topical, but it actually takes a great deal of skill, wit and general knowledge to come up with a decent pun not everyone can do it. THE LITTLE BOOK OF PUNS explores the dying art of paronomasia and gives us a taste of the very best wordplay history has to offer. It harks back to the heady days when intelligence was measured at dinner parties rather than behind a school desk, when people still wrote letters instead of emails and actually read newspapers instead of checking out a website. This book may as well exist in anti gravity, because you ll find it almost impossible to put down!
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called to see about from the bench to the bar , from the the farm ... Why , it does
not hold court : " And a very good trade too , ” replied much more than a spoonful
Featuring 30 coloring pages, each with a clever Christmas pun. This is a perfect Christmas coloring book for adults as well as kids, or just anyone who loves a good Christmas pun. You will have snow much pun coloring in this festive season!
Author: LEFD Designs
If you love Christmas, puns and coloring in, then you will have the most punderful time of the year coloring in the best naughty and nice Christmas puns this silly season! Featuring 30 coloring pages, each with a clever Christmas pun. This is a perfect Christmas coloring book for adults as well as kids, or just anyone who loves a good Christmas pun. You will have snow much pun coloring in this festive season! If that sounds like you, or you're just looking for that perfect Christmas gift, then be sure to grab a copy today! The punny, 'Christmas Puns Coloring Book' features 30 original, hand drawn illustrations and background patterns created by LEFD Designs. Each image is printed on large 8x10 inch crisp white paper with a blank page on the back of each to ensure that there is no bleed through to the other side. The relaxing and stress reliving coloring pages are great for all skills levels and make a perfect gift or stocking stuffer for those who love to color in! From the creators of The Punny Book Collection consisting of the hilariously sarcastic, 'The Smart Ass Book of Puns', the adorably romantic, 'Purrfectly Sweet Puns for Tweethearts' and the festively punny, 'The Naughty and Nice Book of Christmas Puns' comes 'Christmas Puns Coloring Book'! Be sure to add this book to your coloring collection today! For more information, see www.lefddesigns.com
Be sure to add this book to your punny collection today!For more information, see www.lefddesigns.com
Author: Lefd Designs
If you're a pun loving Christmas fan then you will have the most punderful time of the year reading the best naughty and nice Christmas puns! This book is the perfect gift for any pun lover or someone who just loves Christmas snow much! Featuring 30 vibrant cartoon Christmas puns that will make you so excited you might wet your plants!
The World's Best Collection of Puns (according to a guy on the internet) is a collection of puns and beautifully crafted play on words that will make you chuckle, laugh, groan and roll your eyes-and all at the same time.
Author: Miss Punstar
The World's Best Collection of Puns (according to a guy on the internet) is a collection of puns and beautifully crafted play on words that will make you chuckle, laugh, groan and roll your eyes-and all at the same time. Sit back and enjoy almost 400 classic memorable lines in this pocket-rocket giggles-galore book.
" - Reader’s Favorite "This is a very funny book" - Red City Review Jokes include: When I’m in the kitchen with my wife and I ask her for the sieve, she always throws it at me. She’s pass-sieve aggressive.
Author: Nick Jones
Publisher: Full Media Ltd
Gagged and Bound is a riotous, rapid-fire collection of over 500 original gags written by pun-loving jokesmith Nick Jones. With a mixture of witty one-liners, playful puns and dubious dad jokes, coupled with some great visual gags illustrated by Tiffany Sheely, Gagged and Bound will leave you grinning like a maniac – so probably best not to read it while travelling on public transport. "It’s what it says on the tin: a succession of one-liners, puns and dad jokes going at your laughing muscles in a joyously pell-mell, headlong way. It’s irresistible." - The Bookbag "I would recommend this book to anyone looking for a joke book that’s varied and full of easy one-liners." - Reader’s Favorite "This is a very funny book" - Red City Review Jokes include: When I’m in the kitchen with my wife and I ask her for the sieve, she always throws it at me. She’s pass-sieve aggressive. What happens when herbs get into debt? They receive a visit from the bay leaf. Every dog has its day. It’s called International Dog Day. I’ve written a self-help book for people trying to lose weight but it hasn’t been very successful. It’s called Help Yourself.
A hysterical collection of jokes, puns, and knock-knocks to crack up kids of all ages, this enormous book features all of the best jokes from the wildly hilarious Jokiest Joking Joke Book series.
Author: Kathi Wagner
Publisher: Castle Point Books
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
A big, bold, unbelievable collection of the world's funniest jokes! A hysterical collection of jokes, puns, and knock-knocks to crack up kids of all ages, this enormous book features all of the best jokes from the wildly hilarious Jokiest Joking Joke Book series. Accompanied by clever illustrations, these sidesplitting wisecracks will keep kids amused for hours!
Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners.
Author: William Donohue
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world's greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you're looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
A collection of 500 of the best jokes, one-liners and puns . It includes puns, jokes, top tens and all kinds of jokes on all sorts of subjects.
Author: Mike Haskins
Publisher: Prion Books
The essential joke-teller's bible, collecting the wisecracks that have made us laugh aloud for decades A man bumps into a friend as he comes out of the dentist's. "Oh," says the man, "I've just had all my teeth taken out. Never again!" A termite walks into a pub. And the termite asks, "Is the bar tender here?" A man walks into a psychiatrist's wearing a pair of see-through cellophane underpants. "Well," says the psychiatrist, "I can clearly see you're nuts." This superb collection of 500 of the best jokes, one-liners, top 10s, and puns is filled with nothing but classic rib-ticklers and great gags on all sorts of subjects, all of which have stood the test of time. There's even a section on what makes those in other countries laugh—even the Germans!
From one-liners and puns to jokes about the headlines, this book covers the field.
Publisher: Highbridge Company
The Pretty Good Joke Book includes all of the jokes from the first nine Prairie Home Companion Joke Shows--hundreds of jokes about every subject from blondes to lawyers to chickens to relationships. From one-liners and puns to jokes about the headlines, this book covers the field. Guys walk into bars, light bulbs get changed, doors are knocked on, and insults fly in this treasury of hilarity from one of America's favorite radio shows, audience-tested and certified Pretty Good.
The “hook” - I believe this is a highly unique project, a collection of puns that, to the best of my knowledge, have been dreamed up and recorded by me, myself, and I alone.
Author: Lloyd Farley
"Pun And Grimeish Mint" is a humour book, filled with a number of long-form puns (5-6 sentences each, very roughly), playing off of pop-culture references, common idioms, and the like.. As far as a target audience, given that it is a pun book it is best enjoyed by those with a good understanding of the English language, I’d say ages 12 and up. There are a few puns that skew generationally (just because I’m totally jiggy to the max, yo), but overall still relatable to anyone. As it is a collection there is no overall theme - you might say there themes to be nothing on that front. The “hook” - I believe this is a highly unique project, a collection of puns that, to the best of my knowledge, have been dreamed up and recorded by me, myself, and I alone.
This superb collection of 500 of the best jokes, one-liners, and puns is filled with nothing but classic rib-ticklers and great gags, all of which have stood the test of time. There are puns, jokes, top tens, and all kinds of jokes on all sorts of subjects.
What's smarter than a talking bird? And why can't you iron a four-leaf clover? You'll find out in this book chock-full of fun puns! Learn puns that are hilariously punny, plus a few that will make you groan and guffaw all at once.
Author: Georgia Beth
Publisher: Laugh Your Socks Office!
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
What do polar bears eat for lunch? Icebergers! Crack yourself up with jokes like this one in this book filled with hilarious puns.
This is a book of 114 pages , containing accounts of all the famous “ Scrapes ”
and “ Sprees " of which students of Old Yale ... A collection of the best Jokes , Bon
Mots , Repartees , Gems of Wit and Funny Sayings and Doinge of the celebrated
" I've watched the Oscars sporadically; not so much lately. My wife Pat, however, is an ardent watcher and this book is inspired by her.
Author: Paul Frishkoff
Films have been an integral part of my life. My first childhood trip to a theater was to see "Lassie Come Home", during which - I've been told-I yelled out "Let that dog go, you mean men!" I've watched the Oscars sporadically; not so much lately. My wife Pat, however, is an ardent watcher and this book is inspired by her. Moreover, she has been the main auditory guinea pig for the puns in this and my prior two books.The format is a selected list of Best Film nominees over the years with two puns accompanying each, chosen to match the film's title and-occasionally-its content. About originality: I have very good recall; as far as I know, each pun in this book (and my other two pun books) is "original" in the sense that I haven't heard or read any of them before. (The two exceptions are prominently asterisked.) However, given a couple of billion English speakers in the world, it is debatable that no one, nowhere, could have had the same thought as I did.About delectability: puns, in my experience, are most easily digested if read sparsely, no more than two a day. Gluttons beware! If you don't "get" a pun, try saying it out loud. (You can practice on some of the attributions at the end of this preface.)
This book has excellent hard paper quality for you to write jokes with all your heart. This book comprises of beautiful front cover with classy, lined pages for you to fill with all your great jokes.
Author: Andrea Jensen
Category: Comics & Graphic Novels
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Makes a great gift for any occasion including holidays and birthdays. A special bonus at the end of the book for even more laughs.
Author: Hayden Fox
Why do you never go camping with only one other person? Because it's just two in-tents! Get ready to have tons of laughs and fun that will keep you entertained for hours on your next camping trip! A Must-have at either the campfire or to enjoy at home! Perfect for your own family or to gift to someone for any occasion! Grab Your Copy Now! **Get the Kindle edition for FREE when you buy the paperback.**