The Best Book of Puns

The Best Book of Puns

Gathers puns about acrobats, children, politicians, food, business, television, animals, and sports

Author: Art Moger

Publisher:

ISBN: 0806510978

Category: Humor

Page: 166

View: 800

From the author of "Complete Pun Book" comes an all new collection. Here, readers will find a hilarious abundance of pun-ishment for the millions who can't resist giving a word or phrase a twist--and ammunition for many occasions from movie, TV and theater wags; from the wits of Wall Street and Washington; the gems from poets and pundits and some of the bottom-of-the-barrel crumbs! Introduction by Bob Hope. **Lightning Print On Demand Title
Categories: Humor

The Little Book of Puns

The Little Book of Puns

This book may as well exist in anti gravity, because you ll find it almost impossible to put down!

Author: Alison Westwood

Publisher: Canary Press

ISBN: 1907795022

Category: Plays on words

Page: 160

View: 819

In today's busy world, where text-speak seems to be the prevalent form of written English, and the average teenager can barely form a proper sentence without using the numbers '4' or '8' as substitutes for letters, is the pun becoming an endangered species? As a society we have come to regard wordplay as old-fashioned, obvious humour, because it hinges simply on one word having multiple definitions, spellings or sound-a-likes. It may not be controversial, edgy or even topical, but it actually takes a great deal of skill, wit and general knowledge to come up with a decent pun not everyone can do it. THE LITTLE BOOK OF PUNS explores the dying art of paronomasia and gives us a taste of the very best wordplay history has to offer. It harks back to the heady days when intelligence was measured at dinner parties rather than behind a school desk, when people still wrote letters instead of emails and actually read newspapers instead of checking out a website. This book may as well exist in anti gravity, because you ll find it almost impossible to put down!
Categories: Plays on words

The World s Best Collection of Puns

The World s Best Collection of Puns

The World's Best Collection of Puns (according to a guy on the internet) is a collection of puns and beautifully crafted play on words that will make you chuckle, laugh, groan and roll your eyes-and all at the same time.

Author: Miss Punstar

Publisher:

ISBN: 1907463879

Category:

Page: 136

View: 818

The World's Best Collection of Puns (according to a guy on the internet) is a collection of puns and beautifully crafted play on words that will make you chuckle, laugh, groan and roll your eyes-and all at the same time. Sit back and enjoy almost 400 classic memorable lines in this pocket-rocket giggles-galore book.
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Christmas Puns Coloring Book

Christmas Puns Coloring Book

Featuring 30 coloring pages, each with a clever Christmas pun. This is a perfect Christmas coloring book for adults as well as kids, or just anyone who loves a good Christmas pun. You will have snow much pun coloring in this festive season!

Author: LEFD Designs

Publisher:

ISBN: 0648860167

Category:

Page:

View: 836

If you love Christmas, puns and coloring in, then you will have the most punderful time of the year coloring in the best naughty and nice Christmas puns this silly season! Featuring 30 coloring pages, each with a clever Christmas pun. This is a perfect Christmas coloring book for adults as well as kids, or just anyone who loves a good Christmas pun. You will have snow much pun coloring in this festive season! If that sounds like you, or you're just looking for that perfect Christmas gift, then be sure to grab a copy today! The punny, 'Christmas Puns Coloring Book' features 30 original, hand drawn illustrations and background patterns created by LEFD Designs. Each image is printed on large 8x10 inch crisp white paper with a blank page on the back of each to ensure that there is no bleed through to the other side. The relaxing and stress reliving coloring pages are great for all skills levels and make a perfect gift or stocking stuffer for those who love to color in! From the creators of The Punny Book Collection consisting of the hilariously sarcastic, 'The Smart Ass Book of Puns', the adorably romantic, 'Purrfectly Sweet Puns for Tweethearts' and the festively punny, 'The Naughty and Nice Book of Christmas Puns' comes 'Christmas Puns Coloring Book'! Be sure to add this book to your coloring collection today! For more information, see www.lefddesigns.com
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The Naughty and Nice Book of Christmas Puns

The Naughty and Nice Book of Christmas Puns

Be sure to add this book to your punny collection today!For more information, see www.lefddesigns.com

Author: Lefd Designs

Publisher:

ISBN: 0648860159

Category:

Page: 36

View: 371

If you're a pun loving Christmas fan then you will have the most punderful time of the year reading the best naughty and nice Christmas puns! This book is the perfect gift for any pun lover or someone who just loves Christmas snow much! Featuring 30 vibrant cartoon Christmas puns that will make you so excited you might wet your plants!
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Punny Or Not Book of Puns

Punny Or Not Book of Puns

This book is stuffed full of puns that are among the punniest of the funny.

Author: Bradley Jones

Publisher:

ISBN: 1951410041

Category:

Page: 128

View: 371

This book is stuffed full of puns that are among the punniest of the funny. The question is; do you think they are punny or not? The best way to find out is to either start at the beginning and work your way through or to simply make random choices from the book. There are over 365 puns separated into 16 categories. This gives you more than enough puns to use one a day to have fun with friends and family daily or to simply enjoy on your own. Categories include: Cats Dogs Food Wives People Fantasy Sports Space Math School And much more! In this book, you'll discover the answer to the following questions: What kind of a car does a cat drive? What is the best way to communicate with a fish? How do dog catchers get paid? Why is Peter Pan always flying? Why did the coach go to the bank? Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
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Gagged and Bound

Gagged and Bound

" - Reader’s Favorite "This is a very funny book" - Red City Review Jokes include: When I’m in the kitchen with my wife and I ask her for the sieve, she always throws it at me. She’s pass-sieve aggressive.

Author: Nick Jones

Publisher: Full Media Ltd

ISBN: 9780993079436

Category: Humor

Page: 135

View: 527

Gagged and Bound is a riotous, rapid-fire collection of over 500 original gags written by pun-loving jokesmith Nick Jones. With a mixture of witty one-liners, playful puns and dubious dad jokes, coupled with some great visual gags illustrated by Tiffany Sheely, Gagged and Bound will leave you grinning like a maniac – so probably best not to read it while travelling on public transport. "It’s what it says on the tin: a succession of one-liners, puns and dad jokes going at your laughing muscles in a joyously pell-mell, headlong way. It’s irresistible." - The Bookbag "I would recommend this book to anyone looking for a joke book that’s varied and full of easy one-liners." - Reader’s Favorite "This is a very funny book" - Red City Review Jokes include: When I’m in the kitchen with my wife and I ask her for the sieve, she always throws it at me. She’s pass-sieve aggressive. What happens when herbs get into debt? They receive a visit from the bay leaf. Every dog has its day. It’s called International Dog Day. I’ve written a self-help book for people trying to lose weight but it hasn’t been very successful. It’s called Help Yourself.
Categories: Humor

The Best Book of Riddles Puns and Jokes

The Best Book of Riddles  Puns  and Jokes

A collection of riddles, jokes, and puns.

Author: Bronnie Cunningham

Publisher: Doubleday Books

ISBN: 0385129823

Category: Riddles

Page: 130

View: 380

A collection of riddles, jokes, and puns.
Categories: Riddles

World s Best and Worst Puns

World s Best  and Worst  Puns

What's smarter than a talking bird? And why can't you iron a four-leaf clover? You'll find out in this book chock-full of fun puns! Learn puns that are hilariously punny, plus a few that will make you groan and guffaw all at once.

Author: Georgia Beth

Publisher: Laugh Your Socks Office!

ISBN: 9781512483505

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 24

View: 659

What do polar bears eat for lunch? Icebergers! Crack yourself up with jokes like this one in this book filled with hilarious puns.
Categories: Juvenile Nonfiction

Dr Chuckle s Original Cinema

Dr  Chuckle s Original Cinema

" I've watched the Oscars sporadically; not so much lately. My wife Pat, however, is an ardent watcher and this book is inspired by her.

Author: Paul Frishkoff

Publisher:

ISBN: 1943190216

Category:

Page: 286

View: 794

Films have been an integral part of my life. My first childhood trip to a theater was to see "Lassie Come Home", during which - I've been told-I yelled out "Let that dog go, you mean men!" I've watched the Oscars sporadically; not so much lately. My wife Pat, however, is an ardent watcher and this book is inspired by her. Moreover, she has been the main auditory guinea pig for the puns in this and my prior two books.The format is a selected list of Best Film nominees over the years with two puns accompanying each, chosen to match the film's title and-occasionally-its content. About originality: I have very good recall; as far as I know, each pun in this book (and my other two pun books) is "original" in the sense that I haven't heard or read any of them before. (The two exceptions are prominently asterisked.) However, given a couple of billion English speakers in the world, it is debatable that no one, nowhere, could have had the same thought as I did.About delectability: puns, in my experience, are most easily digested if read sparsely, no more than two a day. Gluttons beware! If you don't "get" a pun, try saying it out loud. (You can practice on some of the attributions at the end of this preface.)
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World s Greatest Dad Jokes

World s Greatest Dad Jokes

Laugh with dads, not at them, with these 200 hilariously hokey knee-slappers and puns! A potato walks into a bar. All eyes were on him: this is just one example of the 200 hilariously hokey knee-slappers and puns in Dad Jokes.

Author: John Brueckner

Publisher: Cider Mill Press

ISBN: 9781604338799

Category: Humor

Page: 144

View: 685

Laugh with dads, not at them, with these 200 hilariously hokey knee-slappers and puns! A potato walks into a bar. All eyes were on him: this is just one example of the 200 hilariously hokey knee-slappers and puns in Dad Jokes. Tired of the same humdrum ill-fitting pants jokes, or jabs about turkeys being flightless birds? This perfect Father’s Day gift will keep the dads in your life on the pulse of family-friendly corny humor that is all new and exclusive to this book. With Dad Jokes on hand, everyone will be laughing with dads, not at them!
Categories: Humor

HomesPun Humor

HomesPun Humor

You'll soon become flu went!) * What do you call a stolen Venetian boat? (Gone-dola!) Punsters and language lovers will find it hard to put this book down. But Yale's entertaining style makes it impossible to overdo wit!

Author: David R. Yale

Publisher: Healthy Relationship Press

ISBN: 0979176670

Category: Humor

Page: 116

View: 375

This winning combination of very funny puns and clever satire is the latest collection of wordplays from Champion punster David R. Yale, whose earlier book, Pun Enchanted Evenings, won the 2011 Global eBook Award for humor. Yale's collection of 823 wildly original word plays includes droll daffynitions that turn your understanding of common words insight out, and playful pun stories with priceless PUNchlines. Covering almost every subject from airplanes to zoology, Yale's puns about doctors, relationships, cats & dogs, lawyers, teenagers, food, knights, Greek gods, writers, farmers, bankers, politics -- and lots more -- guarantee a full 1,000 gigglebytes of belly laughs. In addition to Yale's puns, and information on new scientific studies proving the mental superiority of punsters, HomesPun Humor showcases the work of 16 of the world's best punsters, including O. Henry Pun-Off, Punderdome(R), and Punsr champs! In addition, HomesPun Humor reveals confidential insider information you won't find anywhere else: * The secret of efficient hay farming? (Slow mow shun!) * The name of an opera about smiling cows. (Low-and-grin!) * Why the army won't serve second helpings of ice cream. (That would be re-treating!) * What must you never plant on a green roof. (Leeks!) * Leading doctor's secret for getting over the grippe. (Study French. You'll soon become flu went!) * What do you call a stolen Venetian boat? (Gone-dola!) Punsters and language lovers will find it hard to put this book down. But Yale's entertaining style makes it impossible to overdo wit!
Categories: Humor

More Puniana Or Thoughts Wise and Other why s

More Puniana  Or  Thoughts Wise and Other why s

Hugh ROWLEY . Best Book of Riddles and Puns ever formed . With nearly 100
exquisitely Fanciful Drawings . Con . tains nearly 3000 of the best Riddles , and
10 , 000 most outrageous Puns , and is one of the most Popular Books ever
issued ...

Author: Hugh Rowley (Hon.)

Publisher:

ISBN: OXFORD:600082112

Category: Puns and punning

Page: 343

View: 816

Categories: Puns and punning

Filthy Shakespeare

Filthy Shakespeare

Revealing and riotously funny, Filthy Shakespeare is the perfect gift for anyone who wants to rediscover the master of the sexual pun at his most inventive.

Author: Pauline Kiernan

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 9781101161401

Category: Drama

Page: 304

View: 919

Celebrating the Bard in all his bawdy glory, an eminent scholar puts the spotlight on the down-and-dirty sexual puns lurking in Shakespeare?s work. Everyone knows of his matchless understanding of the human condition, but we have been deprived for centuries of the full extent of one of Shakespeare?s most brilliant dramatic devices. Restoring the saucy, often shocking meanings that lie beneath his words, Filthy Shakespeare gives modern readers a tour of the brothels, buggery, trannies, pimps, pricks, and other tawdry references populating his best-known works. The tension between sexual wordplay and politics provides a captivating historical backdrop, while the fascinating facts about life in Will?s England make us see his masterworks in their gritty authenticity. Revealing and riotously funny, Filthy Shakespeare is the perfect gift for anyone who wants to rediscover the master of the sexual pun at his most inventive.
Categories: Drama

The Complete Works in Prose and Verse of Charles Lamb0

The Complete Works in Prose and Verse of Charles Lamb0

27 Private Book of Useful Alloys and Memoranda for Goldsmiths and Jewellers .
By James E. ... Con . tains nearly 3000 of the best Riddles , and 10,000 most
outrageous Puns , and is one of the most Popular Books ever issued . New
Edition ...

Author: Charles Lamb

Publisher:

ISBN: BSB:BSB11319111

Category:

Page: 776

View: 211

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More Puniana

More Puniana

Author: Hugh Rowley

Publisher:

ISBN: PRNC:32101037972716

Category: Puns and punning

Page: 303

View: 425

Categories: Puns and punning

George Chapman

George Chapman

Private Book of Useful Alloys and Memoranda for Goldsmiths and Jewellers . By
JAMES E. ... Fanciful Drawings . Con . tains nearly 3000 of the best Riddles , and
10,000 most outrageous Puns , and is one of the most Popular Books ever ...

Author: Algernon Charles Swinburne

Publisher: London : Chatto and Windus

ISBN: BSB:BSB11319073

Category: Literature

Page: 187

View: 118

Categories: Literature

Swear Word Coloring Book

Swear Word Coloring Book

Inside my book you will find goofy and raunchy puns made even funnier with my designs. I designed the drawings based on the puns, and not the other way around! This coloring book is truly a shade above the rest! Included in the book are.

Author: Outrageous Katie

Publisher: Swear Word Coloring Book

ISBN: 1945006285

Category:

Page: 68

View: 972

You've seen swear word coloring books before, but never one like this! Introducing Have Some Pun, the worlds dirtiest, funniest, prettiest coloring book filled with hilarious puns. Unwind, relax, and probably have a few belly laughs with this coloring book by me Outrageous Katie. Inside my book you will find goofy and raunchy puns made even funnier with my designs. I designed the drawings based on the puns, and not the other way around! This coloring book is truly a shade above the rest! Included in the book are... Hilarious jokes and puns Beautiful illustrations that go with the puns perfectly. Goofy characters Pretty plants and animals High quality paper 30 coloring pages at 8.5 x 11 Join the newest phase of adult coloring books and try our adult coloring book, Have Some Pun, today! If you're looking for a swear word coloring book that will have you giggling like a kid, that holds no punches, and is beautifully designed and drawn then this is the book for you! Have Some Pun is the hard work of the one and only Outrageous Katie! Her humor is perfect for swear word coloring books, and her artistic prowess is among the best the adult coloring books genre. Outrageous Katie takes great pride in every page of her books, and she has thousands of happy customers to back up her hard work. Katie's books consistently rank among adult coloring books best sellers. It seems like everyone is releasing a swear word coloring book these days, but there are many things that set Outrageous Katie's work apart from the competition. These are some of the many reasons that fans of coloring books for adults love this book!
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Les mis rables tr by C E Wilbour Fantine Cosette Marius

Les mis  rables  tr  by C E  Wilbour   Fantine  Cosette   Marius

Contains nearly 3000 of the best Riddles , and 10 , 000 most outrageous Puns ,
and is one of the most Popular Books ... to a dull person desirous to get credit
with the young holiday people , it would be good policy to invest in the book and
 ...

Author: Victor Marie Hugo

Publisher:

ISBN: OXFORD:590511877

Category:

Page:

View: 180

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The Best Joke Book Period

The Best Joke Book  Period

This sidesplitting collection will arm readers with the perfect joke for any occasion! AUTHOR: William Donohue performs stand-up comedy at various Boston-area bars.

Author: William Donohue

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781440583094

Category: Humor

Page: 208

View: 311

Hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world's greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you're looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
Categories: Humor