A: It's annoying, but I'm a big fan. This dad joke book is pretty simple but contains the best dad jokes on earth.* *in our Opinion. It comes with over 400 cheesy bad but awesome funny dad jokes.
Author: Francesca Huff
Original Dad Jokes - So Bad They're Hilarious: Q: My therapist hates it when I stand in the corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people. A: It's annoying, but I'm a big fan. This dad joke book is pretty simple but contains the best dad jokes on earth.* *in our Opinion. It comes with over 400 cheesy bad but awesome funny dad jokes. Those one-liners and short anecdotes are a jolly old laugh for your old chap. Perfect to make everyone laugh! Features 6 x 9 inch portable size for all purposes, fitting perfectly into your backpack or bag 91 pages with over 400 unique dad jokes Simple, Stylish, Elegant Cover Art Soft, glossy and classy gold-effect Cover the perfect gift for any occasion, particularly as Christmas or Birthday gifts What are you waiting for? Scroll up and click 'add to cart' for a hilarious experience with family and friends! Thank you for viewing our products.
That way, the jokes on them. Here Is A Preview Of What's Included... Dad Jokes Knock Knock Jokes Dad Joke Sayings Embarrassing Jokes Dad Jokes For Certain Situations Question And Answer Dad Jokes 400+ Dad Jokes Much, Much More!
Author: George Smith
Publisher: Brock Way
Dad Jokes We hate to admit it, but we all love a Dad Joke. Whether it brightened up the mood at the dinner table or embarrassed a few kids around their friends. However I have noticed the same Dad Jokes are being used, and it's time to spice things up to the next level for more eye rolls... or you could say more knee slappers. Covering over 400+ Dad Jokes you will be despised just that little bit more. Enjoy the most hilarious or stupid (however you put it) jokes known to mankind and when you've finished, spread the laughter. Buy some glue, cut up the pages and stick them on strangers. That way, the jokes on them. Here Is A Preview Of What's Included... Dad Jokes Knock Knock Jokes Dad Joke Sayings Embarrassing Jokes Dad Jokes For Certain Situations Question And Answer Dad Jokes 400+ Dad Jokes Much, Much More! Even if you have failed at trying to embarrass your kids in front of their friends in the past, I assure you that this book will easily solve that problem with a simple and easy to remember guide of all sorts of Dad Jokes. Purchase Your Copy Today!
In this book, 101 So Bad, They're Good Irish Dad Jokes, you'll laugh yourself silly, impress (or not) your friends and enjoy a rollicking good time that will make everyone Erin go Bragh-ha-ha!
Author: Elias Hill
Publisher: Independently Published
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
Why did the Irishman get gold teeth?What do you call it when you prank an Irishman on Sunday?Did you hear about the Irishman who fainted on a carousel? Everyone loves a good laugh and there are few funnier lines than the ones you get in a good old-fashioned Irish joke. But when you add really bad Dad humor into the mix, the jokes descend to a whole new level, so much that they become good. In this book, 101 So Bad, They're Good Irish Dad Jokes, you'll laugh yourself silly, impress (or not) your friends and enjoy a rollicking good time that will make everyone Erin go Bragh-ha-ha! So if you ever wondered why the Irish army is so strict about their uniforms or why the Irishman moved his modem into the barn, then get a copy of this hilarious book and find out. Perfect for dipping in and out of whenever you are feeling down or just need a laugh, 101 So Bad, They're Good Irish Dad Jokes, is a book every home should have. Great dad gift idea for Saint Patrick's, birthday, and Christmas!
You'll always have something to say, with plenty of dad joke ammo thanks to this book. This book makes the perfect gift for dads, fur baby dads, and everyone with exquisite taste who enjoys making others smile and spreading good vibes.
Author: Richard Sanchez
What's the most dadly force in the universe? Dad jokes. Awfully Good Dad Jokes is filled with brand new dad jokes with the power to make both the reader and listener alike roll their eyes, groan, and then smile in amusement. P.S. You don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes. "How do you measure Millennials?" "In Instagrams!" We have complied the punniest, top-quality one-liners, and quips we could think of! And the best part is Awfully Good Dad Jokes is: Fun for the whole friendly - Our jokes are safe enough to tell your kids and make them laugh, but still amusing enough to make your friends and get the same effect. So awful, they're good - Dad jokes gained their reputation because they're so bad, they actually end up being amusing and even funny! That's what makes them so good. Spread positivity and lighten the mood in seconds. You'll always have something to say, with plenty of dad joke ammo thanks to this book. This book makes the perfect gift for dads, fur baby dads, and everyone with exquisite taste who enjoys making others smile and spreading good vibes.
Author: Old Chap EntertainmentPublish On: 2020-10-20
Sometimes, it can feel like you've heard them all before. The good news is that this special book for punny dads solves that problem for you!
Author: Old Chap Entertainment
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!What do sprinters do before a race? Nothing, they fast. When does a joke become a dad joke? Are you a dad who likes to make terrible jokes? Perhaps you're a kid who has a groan worthy father and you want your revenge, but you need some fuel? Then keep on reading... We know that jokes are some of the best ways to pass time and bond with friends and family, and sometimes the worse the better. Dads are famous for bad jokes, and in this special father's day edition, we've gathered them all in one place! Dad jokes have been around since the dawn of time and continuously bring joy and entertainment to all different types of people around the world to this very day. Sometimes, it can feel like you've heard them all before. The good news is that this special book for punny dads solves that problem for you! In 501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes!, you can expect: ● 501 of the most exceptionally awful Dad jokes you'll find anywhere ● Jokes that are easy to read, comprehend and understand ● 4 different categories of puns, jokes, and silly riddles to make you laugh and groan! ● Fun and interactive laughs that kids, family - and Dad's especially - will adore ● Hours of hilarious entertainment for the entire family And a whole lot more... We've made it our #1 priority to find new funny and so-bad-they're-good Dad-inspired jokes to keep you and your family entertained for hours. So, are you ready to see who'll hold the dad joke crown? Then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button now!
While baby might still be little, this dad joke book is full-groan! Inside, Dad will find: A joke a day for baby’s first year!
Author: Slade Wentworth
Q: Why is that baby still in diapers? A: I’ll give you two reasons: number one and number two. Calling new dads! Cackle and eye-roll your way through baby’s first year with 365 hilariously horrible dad jokes for parents who have no idea what they’re in for. Classically corny plus new cringe, these jokes help first-time dads take a load off, tickle their loved ones, and give baby their first giggly groan. New Dad, Same Bad Jokes won’t make it easier to be a new parent, but it will soften the blow with some hearty LOLs, new-dad tips, and prompts to document the messy, endearing, and hilarious moments of first-time fatherhood. While baby might still be little, this dad joke book is full-groan! Inside, Dad will find: A joke a day for baby’s first year! Baby jokes and a whole lot more. 365 classic puns, one-liners, and Q&As to give you a zing when that coffee won’t quite cut it. Hilariously useful Dad Hacks. Stop pee mid-air? Wrap baby like a burrito? Help mom eat one-handed? Tips you didn’t know you needed to survive year one. Space to record early memories of baby. Prompts to jot down the sweet, the silly, the stinky as baby grows from swaddled to swindler.
But if you've been telling the same old quips for the past years, why not update your repertoire with this collection of brilliantly lame, but ridiculously funny dad jokes?
Author: Johnny Nelson
Publisher: Independently Published
Show off your comedic skills with these hysterically cringe-worthy dad jokes Don't you just love seeing your kids' exasperated reactions after an expertly delivered one-liner? Isn't it incredibly satisfying to provoke eyerolls with your intentionally cheesy puns? The stereotypically silly dad joke is the hallmark of every fun dad. Utterly uncool, perplexingly amusing, and painfully funny, they're guaranteed to induce both groans and guffaws from anyone who hears them. You can count on your reliable wisecracks to liven up any gathering and cheer up any mood. But if you've been telling the same old quips for the past years, why not update your repertoire with this collection of brilliantly lame, but ridiculously funny dad jokes? In 1001 Outrageous Dad Jokes and Wisecracks for Fathers and the Entire Family, you will discover: Corny dad jokes that are so bad, they're terribly good! Over 1,000 rib-ticklers to restock your arsenal of cheesy wisecracks Groan-inducing one-liners that only dads can get away with Cleverly witty quips to ease the tension in any situation, no matter how awkward Ingenious wordplay that will get your family's brains ticking and their sides aching with laughter The pun-niest lines that are sure to elicit laughs, even from the most humorless member of the family Entertaining trivia about famous fathers - find out how much you have in common with these celebrity dads And much more. Everyone just loves to hate on dad jokes. That's what makes them so irresistible. The grimaces and giggles you get from telling them makes delivering the jokes as much fun as hearing them. No wonder dads have stubbornly kept dad jokes alive, even after their wives and children have repeatedly told them to stop. Carry on the tradition of hilariously terrible dad jokes and leave your family in stitches. If you're looking for the perfect puns that are guaranteed to garner exasperated eyerolls and unbridled laughter from the entire family, then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button right now.
The Great Book of Dad Jokes is here, packed with hundreds of bad, corny but funny jokes and puns. In fact, they are so bad, they're good! In this book you can be sure to find hilarious dad jokes like: - What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? - Carlos! - How many apples grow on a tree? - All of them! - What did one snowman say to the other one? - Do you smell carrots? HAHA, hilarious right? Get your hands on The Great Book of Dad Jokes today and up your joke game, or maybe you know someone this would be a great gift for? It's a great birthday present! Remember, A laugh a day keeps the doctor away!
So when you look at the stars in the night sky, you're seeing light that left those objects a long time ago. This means you're ... It's a joke so terrible that it makes a child recoil in embarrassment, and only the dad finds it funny.
Author: The QI Elves
Publisher: Faber & Faber
***PRE-ORDER FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK . . . AGAIN: MORE OF YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWRED BY THE QI ELVES NOW*** The perfect gift for all those big and little kids in your life who ask 'why...?'. WITH AN INTRODUCTION BY ZOE BALL 'QI have outdone themselves!' ALAN DAVIES 'Fabulous . . . A cracker of a book!' SUE PERKINS 'The QI Elves are barnstormingly brilliant.' ZOE BALL 'Genuinely useful and endlessly fascinating.' THE SPECTATOR 'Hilarious.' DAILY MAIL The QI Elves are the brains behind the enduringly popular BBC TV panel show QI. Every Wednesday the Elves appear on The Zoe Ball Breakfast Show where they answer the ponderings and wonderings of BBC Radio 2's most inquisitive listeners. Dive into this splendid collection of listeners' unusual questions and some unexpected answers that are sure to make your head spin on topics ranging from goosebumps to grapefruit, pizza to pirates and everything in-between. Generously sprinkled with extra facts and questions from the Elves, Funny You Should Ask . . . is essential reading for the incurably curious. How much water would you need to put out the Sun? If spiders can walk on the ceiling, why can't they get out of the bath? Why do dads make such bad jokes? Why does red mean 'stop' and green mean 'go'? Can I dig a tunnel to the other side of the Earth? How do plant seeds know which way is up? Can you fill up a black hole? Who popularised the recorder, and where can I get hold of them? For more from the team behind QI, visit qi.com. You can also follow QI's fact-filled Twitter account @qikipedia and listen to their weekly podcast at nosuchthingasafish.com For more mind-boggling nuggets of wisdom check out the QI FACTS SERIES
Our joke book for adults and kids will make the best birthday, Father's Day or Christmas gift. ✅ Great For Kids Too All the jokes found in this book are clean and kid-friendly and there are illustrations on every page!