Dancer Dee Dee Wilde, a well-known practitioner of the art of malapropism, now brings us this book of funny, bizarre and often naughty verbal accidents, charmingly illustrated by the author.
Author: Dee Dee Wilde
Publisher: Austin Macauley
Long before Richard Brinsley Sheridan's play The Rivals gave it a name, the malapropism - known to the Irish as coileach focal suas, to the Spanish as palabra polla and to the Australians as verbal cockup - has been an endless source of merriment and not a little confusion. Dancer Dee Dee Wilde, a well-known practitioner of the art of malapropism, now brings us this book of funny, bizarre and often naughty verbal accidents, charmingly illustrated by the author. 'Dee Dee is a malapropist and never ceases to keep me on my toes as I attempt to understand what she is trying to say.' From the Foreword by Henry Marsh
It's the you-killed-my-dog-I'll—kill-your-cat mentality. This couple had words before they went to sleep. Now still rankled, he pushes discord to a new level. The second chart shows the true Christian response. Chart #3a — Ht-for-tat, ...
Author: James M. Riccitelli
Publisher: WestBow Press
Category: Family & Relationships
You May Now Kiss the Bride tells how to transition successfully from courtship ecstasy to married bliss. The author points out what a couple may expect after the kiss, the reception, and the honeymoon, and how to deal Christianly with problems that inevitably develop because of the new intimate relationship. He explains why a couple, after a few months of married life, may be puzzled and ask themselves, "Is this the same person I knew in courtship?" He then offers solutions that are guaranteed to work because their source is the Bible. Already married? You May Now Kiss the Bride also makes clear what to do to recapture the joy of married life and turn an unhappy marriage around. A damaged marriage heading for divorce can be repaired! The author explains how. Jesus said divorce is unnecessary, and You May Now Kiss the Bride explains why Jesus spoke "the exception clause" and what He meant by it. The book also presents simple diagrams illustrating authority and submission, why males and females handle problem-solving differently, and how the definition of love differs when female, male, or God uses the word. You May Now Kiss the Bride is ideal for both pre-marital and post-wedding counseling. Any person desiring stronger personal relationships with others can also profit from this book. The biblical principles set forth and the techniques to implement them are simple but effective.
You asked. I'm answerin. Call for the priest. LUCY: You'll hafto tell Pretty Polly to get stuffed. ... (Meaning the door.) Shall we? LUCY: You may now kiss the bride. MACHEATH: Alright. Quick one. LUCY pounces on him. POLLY marches.
Author: Carl Grose
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Kneehigh Theatre Company presents Dead Dog in a Suitcase written by Carl Grose. What the HELL is the world coming to? Based on The Beggar's Opera, John Gay's classic musical satire, Dead Dog in a suitcase (and other love songs) is busting with wit, wonder and weirdness. An extraordinary Kneehigh cast of actor-musicians shoot, hoot and shimmy their way through this twisted morality tale of our times...by turns SHOCKING, HILARIOUS, HEARTFELT and ABSURD! Mayor Goodman has been assassinated. Contract killer Macheath has just married Pretty Polly Peachum and they plan to escape to a better world – but they aren't going anywhere. Not if pickled pilchard, hair gel and concrete tycoon Les Peachum and his wife have anything to do with it. See, they aren't happy with their daughter marrying Macheath. Not one bit. Before the day is out Macheath will face the hangman's noose and much more besides. All the while, the dogs are howling, the pier is creaking, the babes are crying, the concrete is cracking and the truth won't stay hidden for much longer... This is now, this is it The world is poor and man's a shit The game is rigged, nothing's truer Death's a joke and life a sewer!
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Author: William Hope HodgsonPublish On: 2015-08-25
I guess I'd better run away now, and take Toby for a run, before you get tired of me. Isn't he a darling dearum, now. Kiss me, pet!” This, perhaps, it may be as well to explain, was not a direct invitation to me; but was addressed to ...
Author: William Hope Hodgson
Publisher: Delphi Classics
William Hope Hodgson was a gifted author of horror, fantasy and science fiction, whose experiences at sea gave authentic detail to his horror masterpieces. This comprehensive eBook presents Hodgson’s complete published works in the public domain, with numerous illustrations, rare texts appearing in digital print for the first time, informative introductions and the usual Delphi bonus material. (Version 1) * Beautifully illustrated with images relating to Hodgson’s life and works * Concise introductions to the novels and other texts * ALL 5 novels, with individual contents tables * Features the rare novella THE DREAM OF X, available in no other collection * Images of how the books were first published, giving your eReader a taste of the original texts * Excellent formatting of the texts * Rare short story collections appearing in digital print for the first time * Special chronological and alphabetical contents tables for the poetry and the short stories * Easily locate the poems or short stories you want to read * Includes Hodgson’s rare poetry collections – available in no other collection * Scholarly ordering of texts into chronological order and literary genres Please note: some stories and poems were first published many years after Hodgson's death and cannot appear in the collection due to copyright restrictions. Please visit www.delphiclassics.com to browse through our range of exciting titles CONTENTS: The Novels THE BOATS OF THE “GLEN CARRIG” THE HOUSE ON THE BORDERLAND THE GHOST PIRATES THE NIGHT LAND THE DREAM OF X The Shorter Fiction CARNACKI, THE GHOST-FINDER MEN OF THE DEEP WATERS THE LUCK OF THE STRONG CAPTAIN GAULT, BEING THE EXCEEDINGLY PRIVATE LOG OF A SEA-CAPTAIN SARGASSO SEA STORIES OTHER CARNACKI STORIES MISCELLANEOUS STORIES The Short Stories LIST OF SHORT STORIES IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER LIST OF SHORT STORIES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER The Poetry Collections INTRODUCTION TO THE POETRY THE GHOST PIRATES, A CHAUNTY, AND ANOTHER STORY “POEMS” AND “THE DREAM OF X” THE CALLING OF THE SEA THE VOICE OF THE OCEAN The Poems LIST OF POEMS IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER LIST OF POEMS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER The Non-Fiction THE BAUMOFF EXPLOSIVE Please visit www.delphiclassics.com to browse through our range of exciting titles
Behind the bad side of the dog that you can see could be another just waiting to get out. ... He still pulls on the lead, still lunges at other dogs and still has not become the perfectly behaved dog, but Jo can now kiss him on his nose ...
Author: Graeme Sims
Publisher: Hachette UK
Graeme Sims discloses his gentle techniques for making any dog confident, happy and well behaved. Graeme Sims - the man who 'speaks dog' - is hailed as one of the world's most respected dog trainers. His approach depends on his matchless ability to get into the mind of the dog - to be truly a 'dog whisperer'. He explains how our misinterpretation of dogs' reactions can cause them unhappiness and contribute to behavioural problems. In a series of case studies, he shows how, with understanding and patience, we can reach the nervous, the difficult or the disturbed rescue dog, and help them finally to feel that they have a real home. His book gives you a chance to look at life from the dog's point of view and to understand thoroughly what you see; it is for anyone who wants to earn the right to be their dog's best friend.
“I am principal owner and chief trainer of the Virginia chapter of Fidelis Search and Rescue Dogs—that is what it says on ... You may now kiss the bride was the thought that flashed through Nick's mind—and it was not a pleasant thought.
Author: Tim Downs
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
All four novels from the Bug Man series now available in one e-book collection. First the Dead Nick tries to find a killer in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina’s attack on New Orleans. But the more he digs the stronger—and deadlier—the resistance becomes. Nick is there to collect bodies, and he's going to do just that—especially when he starts finding bodies that were clearly dead before the hurricane. He understands that all forensic evidence will soon disintegrate in the hot, contaminated water . . . and he knows that's exactly what the killer wants to happen. Less than Dead Nick has finally met his match. When a grave is discovered on property owned by the front-running candidate for the next presidential election, the FBI immediately becomes involved. The graves then vanish and Nick follows local legend to the bizarre Alena who keeps to herself in the mountains of Northern Virginia, training cadaver dogs. Together they discover that this small town—and the presidential-hopeful—have closets full of skeletons. Ends of the Earth Nick struggles to protect a victim’s family from agro-terrorists in North Carolina. After dissecting the remains of a bale of marijuana scattered in the tomato fields, Nick learns that the South American marijuana is strangely infested with a common North Carolina insect: the tobacco hornworm. To further confound the mystery, the bugs are infected with a fungus from Asia, and Nick begins to suspect his victim wasn't killed because of the marijuana, but because of the insects it contained. He then discovers that a vicious agricultural scheme is underway to cripple US corn and ethanol production. Nick of Time The Bug Man is getting married on Saturday . . . if his fiancée can find him. Forensic entomologist Nick Polchak lives in a world of maggots and blow flies and decomposing bodies. No wonder he's still single. But Nick has finally found a woman as strange as he is—dog trainer Alena Savard, a woman who is odd, reclusive, and can seemingly talk to animals. It was a match made in heaven. Nick and Alena are scheduled to be married on Saturday—but there's one small problem. Nick has disappeared. Caught up in a murder case involving an old friend, Nick finds himself on a manhunt that's drawing him farther and farther from the church where Alena is waiting. But will he make it back in time? Could Nick's single-minded focus cause him to forget his own wedding? Is he really pursuing a killer, or is he running away from something else?
Author: William Hope HodgesonPublish On: 2011-10-01
Now! The seventh bolt-head. Take it between your finger and thumb and see if you can turn it to your left. ... before you get tired of me. Isn't he a darling dearum, now. Kiss me, pet!” This, perhaps, it may be as well to explain, ...
Author: William Hope Hodgeson
Publisher: Start Publishing LLC
The first of a five volume set collecting all of Hodgson's published fiction. Each volume contains one of Hodgson's novels, along with a selection of thematically-linked short fiction.
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